Carmen Electra is cleavagey, but kind of scary

The Superficial / December 19, 2007

These are pictures of Carmen Electra on vacation in Chile that I got distracted from posting thanks to Jamie Lynn Spears’ fertile uterus. I don’t exactly know what happened to Carmen Electra’s face, but it should take some advice from her cleavage on how to achieve awesomeness. Maybe they can swap notes or something. I’m not really an expert on how the female anatomy works. I’m 90% sure it involves unicorns and some kind of fairy magic. Which is why I wear a wizard’s hat during sex.