Carmen Electra is cleavagey, but kind of scary

December 19th, 2007 // 80 Comments

These are pictures of Carmen Electra on vacation in Chile that I got distracted from posting thanks to Jamie Lynn Spears’ fertile uterus. I don’t exactly know what happened to Carmen Electra’s face, but it should take some advice from her cleavage on how to achieve awesomeness. Maybe they can swap notes or something. I’m not really an expert on how the female anatomy works. I’m 90% sure it involves unicorns and some kind of fairy magic. Which is why I wear a wizard’s hat during sex.

Photos: INFdaily.com
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  1. shanipie

    Nice Lipstick?….

  2. Whenever people type all in caps (not like for emphasis, but like, the whole comment), I always picture them as some goofy looking half-retarded psychopath smashing away at the keyboard and hitting enter really quick and then throwing a shoe at the cat or something..

  3. Joe C

    That hair is making her look bad. I suppose the boobs will hold out longer than the face since they are a lot newer.

  4. Pascal

    I’m Chilean… I saw her arrived at the aiport here and when I saw the pictures it was like “the photographers got her wrong, she is not Carmen. She is somebody else!!” I thought this because it was the first time she was here and it’s not kind of popular so I guessed the photographers saw a blond girl at the airport and they think it was her… Afterwards, I realized it was actually Carmen Electra. Conclusion: Carmen is like any blond girl. Nothing special.

  5. From Chile

    En Chile los comentarios apuntaban a que tenía cara de vieja, todos esperaban ver a la media mujer que se supone que es pero la encontraron gastada y vieja.

  6. hendero

    let’s see, she used to be hot, stuck around too long, and now she’s orange and gnarled and frightens the kiddies at halloween. She living the life of Cinderella……’s pumpkin

  7. kathy

    her face has the clap.

  8. Lavinia

    Her hair is horrible this way and she gained weight. Also, her face is starting to show the first signs of aging-a bit too early, since she is only 35 but is looking like a well kept 45 year old woman. Yes, this is what she should look like at 45 when our metabolisms slow down, but not at 35. She and Chelsea Handler are in their early to mid 30′s but both look like women in their 40′s. They have both lost the freshness of youth.

  9. amma

    Carmen is hot. These pics are not. I usually think she looks great–but not here. I hate her new hair, it looks like they chopped off about a foot and added bangs. YUK! You see why her face looks puffy? It’s the dreaded bangs! She’s also more blonde and I don’t think it suits her. And finally, red lipstick is extremely aging. Carmen, to look hot again, grow out your hair and just go for some shiny lipgloss. It’s okay, you don’t have to thank me. Keeping women hot is all part of my selflessness.

  10. lisa

    wow. bad hair day.

  11. Realist

    She is not looking great here. She used to look like this:

    http://www.dutchcowboys.nl/search/images/upload/1094895586ce.jpg

    Agree on the Chelsea Handler. She should be really pretty but looks older and more haggard than she should. I’ve never seen Carmen look like this. She probably just gained a little weight and took a bad picture.

  12. eastcoastgirl

    It’s bad makeup, and bad lighting.

  13. corndogman

    Her boobies look like a hotwheel track down the center. What is with that space? If she were with me I would drive hotwheel cars up and down and around the track that is the space between her boobs all day long.

  14. She is cute and sexy. I found her lesbian profile on http://femmate.com. I am not sure who uploaded it there, or just did it herself. But girls on the site are crazy about her. LOL

  15. Is It the Makeup?

    She reminds me of Susan Estrich from FoxNews.

  16. carmen's electric's cut off

    I hate it when women wear cleavage showing outfits with poorly aligned boobs. I mean, it’s NOT a cleavage but a nasty gap if it looks like a truck can pass in between.

  17. jason

    no smile, no beauty!!

  18. jason

    no smile, no beauty!!

  19. jason

    no smile, no beauty!!

  20. jason

    no smile, no beauty!!

  21. jason

    no smile, no beauty!!

  22. jason

    no smile, no beauty!!

  23. jason

    no smile, no beauty!!

  24. jason

    no smile, no beauty!!

  25. Pepper

    She’s turned into a worn out hag like Pamela Anderson.

  26. Pepper

    She’s turned into a worn out hag like Pamela Anderson. Both of them should just get tight granny perms and make the look complete.

  27. Fit and Petite

    Although many plain looking women have their looks improved by going blonde because the focus is off their face, Carmen looks better as a brunette. She also needs to find a flattering bra for better cleavage. Stay away from red lipstick too. She also needs to curl her hair to give better shape to her face because straight hair does not look flattering on her. She can look attractive if she stays with what works for her.

  28. Fit and Petite

    Although many plain looking women have their looks improved by going blonde because the focus is off their face, Carmen looks better as a brunette. She also needs to find a flattering bra for better cleavage. Stay away from red lipstick too. She also needs to curl her hair to give better shape to her face because straight hair does not look flattering on her. She can look attractive if she stays with what works for her.

  29. Fit and Petite

    Although many plain looking women have their looks improved by going blonde because the focus is off their face, Carmen looks better as a brunette. She also needs to find a flattering bra for better cleavage. Stay away from red lipstick too. She also needs to curl her hair to give better shape to her face because straight hair does not look flattering on her. She can look attractive if she stays with what works for her.

  30. Fit and Petite

    Although many plain looking women have their looks improved by going blonde because the focus is off their face, Carmen looks better as a brunette. She also needs to find a flattering bra for better cleavage. Stay away from red lipstick too. She also needs to curl her hair to give better shape to her face because straight hair does not look flattering on her. She can look attractive if she stays with what works for her.

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