Carmen Electra is a whore

December 19th, 2005 // 24 Comments

tn_carmen_electra_cr.jpgWhen you spread your legs for Dennis Rodman and marry a transvestite, the only thing left to do is sell yourself on eBay. But before I could win, she decided to remove herself from the site. I guess offering my soul, left kidney and bitchin’ collection of Magic cards was a bit much.

“They were bidding for a date with me on eBay, which was kind of weird, but the money went to charity, so I thought it would be a nice thing to do. It went up to some crazy number and I actually felt obligated to, like, sleep with the guy.”

She says it’s for a good cause, but you know it’s just a front to finance the Dave and Carmen sex guide they’ve been working on. Carmen, you got away this time, but don’t think I’m not saving up for your next overt display of prostitution.

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  1. Georgia

    Shes beautiful, but she should fix her teeth. Check out the first photo.

  2. hafaball

    Anything that touched that Formely-known-as-Formely-known-as-Prince guy is infected with something. But I would do her, just to see if the teeth in her vagina rumor is true.

  3. aww, how sweet! she’s whoring it up….you know, for the children….

  4. HollyJ

    She was born in 1972, so she’s only 33, but in those Santa pics, she looks AT LEAST forty. I think someone’s been partying a little too hard for the past decade… It’s starting to seriously show.

    You could put 20lbs of groceries in those eyebags, too. Can’t she afford some laser work on those mouth lines?

  5. “Carmen Electra is a whore” – You say that like it’s a bad thing.

  6. The Devil

    Carmen Electra will always be hot. I gotta laugh at those who point out her physical “flaws.” Goddamn, what could we point out about each other if we posted pictures of ourselves? [SHUDDER]

  7. sadietolstoy

    Lol Bill Clinton!

    Something about Carmen Electra has always given me the creeps, so she and Dave Navarro are the perfect couple. If I were married to Dave Navarro, I would follow the lead of that Weezer frontman and take a vow of celibacy.

  8. Binky

    She’s gotta start taking better care of herself. Her hair extentions are WAY too long on that one side. And her mange is so bushy – it looks like it has eyes !! I still think she’d qualify for “Dances with Stars” though.

  9. SpiderMomma

    Yep, definition of a whore. A person has sex for money, they are usually considered a whore. Duh lol

  10. xd

    Dave Navarro is sooooo FUCKING HOT!!!!!!

  11. xd

    And Carmen is great;)

  12. supertwink

    Geeze HollyJ…don’t know where you’re from, but I don’t know any 40 year olds that look as good as she does. Holy harsh.

  13. MacMac

    “Carmen Electra is a whore.” – You say that like it’s news to anyone.

  14. HollyJ

    Click on the first photo and look at it enlarged. She’s got wrinkles all around her eyes and mouth. She even has creases under her nose and on her chin.

    She’s overtanned so long, she’s turning into a Coach bag.

    She looks good from a distance, but upon closer inspection, she’s aging HORRIBLY. She looks WAY older than 33. Diane Lane looks better, and she’s in her forties already. =0

  15. SMF121490

    I agree with xd.
    Dave Navarro is hot. But then I am into the rock star thing.

  16. Roxie

    Carmen’s holding up better than Jenny McCarthy. Seen her lately?

    Funny brad/angie/jen pic:

    http://www.kisskissandallthat.blogspot.com/

  17. She has really bad skin texture… She needs laser resurfacing… That would pretty her right up… Maybe she was just having a bag photo day… Or maybe she switched make-up artists or something… We all know what happened to J.Lo when she got rid of Scott Barnes, the stupid bitch… Carmen really does look older than 33; she just has that been-there-done-that look which I assume one acquires when one has been a whore for the past 20 years… Oooooh, how posh do I sound!

  18. ~S.Starr~

    I don’t know what’s up with these pictures but I hung out with her and dave in hollywood a few weeks ago at a party and she looked fabulous…skin looked amazing, no bags under her eyes. Maybe she had a late night before this photo shoot b/c in person…up close and personal…she looks amazing.

  19. HOMELESS(TM)

    HO HO HO !

  20. Craig & "em"

    You know…I could care less about what Carmen Electra does so I didn’t bother reading this article. However, I will TOTALLY agree with the heading!

  21. derekd

    Gotta love these hi def pics. Can’t wait till all TV goes HD. Some people are in for a rude awakening.*cough*Cameron Diaz*cough*

  22. skippy

    Okay people, let’s start posting our own pics and see how many posts we get on “skin texture” then… jeebus

  23. i believe few of the world’s most desirable women like Adriana Lima and Lesliey Iconn are virgins.vowwwww!!!!!!!!

  24. CANT BELIEVE HOW JUDGMENTAL YOU ALL ARE!!! :O

    I CANT BELIEV HOW JUDGEMENTAL YOU ALL ARE!!!!!

    if lima is a virgin… [79]:… ‘oh she she was molested as a child? or perhaps her self esteem is such that she believes that her virginity is all she has offer a husband and is holding on to it in an effort to snag a rich one’..

    i CANT BELIEVE people can make such assumptions..its so sad that you think like that..thinking that some one has been MOLESTED and thats why they dont want sex is ABSURD! when some sexually molested people become more promiscious than conservative because they feel worthless so they do anything.

    adriana is rich in her own right! its a personal choice she has made.. she is a very RELIGIOUS catholic she goes to church every sunday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    SO MAYBE , just maybe, that is why she is holding onto her virginity.

    OH AND IF SHE WEARS BIKINIS AND MODELS FOR LINGERIE DOES THAT MEAN SHES CONTRADICTING HERSELF?

    I THOUGHT SEX WAS A PENIS GOIN IN A VAGINA -CLOTHED OR UNCLOTHED. HOW JUDGEMENTAL CAN PEOPLE BE..

    IF SOME ONE WEARS A BIKINI OR MINI SKIRT THEYVE HAD SEX FOR SURE.. ‘SHE CANT BE VIRGIN WITH ALL THE SHOOTS SHE DOES’, OH YEAH OFCORSSE! COZ IT TAKES SOMEONE WHO HAS HAD SEX TO POSE AND PUT ON LINGERIE AND LOOK SEXY IN IT……a virgin cant do that :|

    but ON THE OTHER HAND ……i dont think (dont no this for sure) catholicism allows for public self exposure like what she does and yet she claims she doesnt disagree with anything that the catholic church preaches…

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    you people are so PATHETIC!!!…. if you think sex is just like driving a car and if you havent experienced it by the time your 18 there is something wrong with you …i think there is something wrong with people who think like that…

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    im 18 and a VIRGIN…

    i dont no yet if im saving myself for marriage…….

    ( (( coz i think its ridiculous if i marry someone that isnt, and im clean and all for him when hes had sex with others) but i do know i respect myself and body too much to just do it with anyone!

    —-EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN VIEW on if sex should be before or after marriage or how old you should be when you lose virginity….

    ..[[.....i think its all -PERSONAL CHOICE-

    and should ALWAYS BE PERSONAL CHOICE. someone may be 18 and is in a long term relationship with the one they love and it feels right to do it...whereas some one thats 26 may not have had long relationships and therefore doesnt want to just have sex for the sake of having sex!! Whereas other dont care that much..

    [[[[ if adriana wants to save it for marriage thats HER choice...

    i dont know WHY GUYS especially are getting so worked up over it

    --ITS NOT LIKE U'D EVER GET A CHANCE ANYWAY lol --

    and the women also who judge i thought you would understand (SINCE WE ARE STEROTYPICALLY THE MORE 'EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED TO SEX(and everything else) ONES) that for some people the first time they want to have sex is with someone they want to spend the rest of there life with. THEIR CHOICE again.

    im not saying people who have had sex before marriage are sluts and girls should save for marriage and guys should marry virgins THATS JUST DOUBLE STANDARDS TO THE MAX and i hate that! i hate how people judge females on there sexual experience or lack there of ... whereas guys can do all the rounds and be the hero..well thats another topic...

    WE ALL HAVE DIFFERENT OPINIONS ]]

    humans are NOT ALIKE so i dont understand how people can be bewildered by other peoples decisions on something like sex..IGNORANT PEOPLE probably think all people value and see sex in the same way…u are wrong. if everyone thought the same about everything we’d be robots!

    MOST IMPORTANTLY………

    i just think people should respect other people’s choices in life ESPECIALLY WHEN THE CHOICES THEY MAKE ONLY REALLY AFFECT THE PERSON THEMSELF!!

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