Carmen Electra in a bikini

August 25th, 2009 // 83 Comments

Here’s Carmen Electra in the Kos Islands of Greece over the weekend, and when did her face morph into Linda Hamilton’s? Seriously, I’m waiting for a gun-toting Christian Bale or Eddie Furlong to roll out of her vagina at any moment. Or both of them at the same time. In a tank. (It’s Carmen Electra.)

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Comments (83)

  1. rita repulsa | August 25, 2009 at 9:02 pm

    first!!!

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  2. rita repulsa | August 25, 2009 at 9:03 pm

    first!

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  3. tailspin | August 25, 2009 at 9:05 pm

    so meaty

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  4. OceanC_Lifeguard | August 25, 2009 at 9:06 pm

    Yah!! someone else in a bikini besides heidi!!!!

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  5. TheNobleJustin | August 25, 2009 at 9:12 pm

    Wow… She’s not too pretty anymore… Age is a mother fucker!
    And WTF? Is she STILL using a shitty ol’ RAZR phone? Lame… ——–>

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  6. Best of the best | August 25, 2009 at 9:13 pm

    OMG!! I see Kirsty !! In there.

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  7. new york hotels | August 25, 2009 at 9:16 pm

    Beautiful.

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  8. eric | August 25, 2009 at 9:22 pm

    Aging Sucks!

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  9. IKE | August 25, 2009 at 9:22 pm

    Kinda catches you off guard at first glance. Hmmm, wouldn’t mind seeing her with a little makeup on. You know…preserve the facade of beauty.

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  10. GrammarMenshevik | August 25, 2009 at 9:27 pm

    Would hit it until something broke.

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  11. richard | August 25, 2009 at 9:35 pm

    No makeup, no airbrushing. Little plump (salvageable though!) but I’d still hit it so hard the person who pulled me out would be next king of england.

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  12. walmart executive | August 25, 2009 at 9:45 pm

    Ugly beaner whore. Only a real whore would wear that swimsuit. Where in Mexico did she buy that swim suit – “Whore R Us.” I hate her, and she is only good for being a maid. She also looks like she needs to brush her teeth.

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  13. Miss Clairol | August 25, 2009 at 9:49 pm

    Looks like someone needs a touch-up.

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  14. Harold^Sick | August 25, 2009 at 9:59 pm

    Why does she even bother wearing clothes? Free yourself, Carmen!

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  15. Nina | August 25, 2009 at 10:11 pm

    Over 10 years of hotness… it was a good run. If not for picture 9, I’d argue that this couldn’t possibly be Carmen.

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  16. ginger | August 25, 2009 at 10:13 pm

    She looks awesome – she is friggin cool.

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  17. Hefe | August 25, 2009 at 10:16 pm

    They all get old sometime.

    It was a good run.

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  18. Yooarel.com | August 25, 2009 at 10:22 pm

    I’ve been saying it. I’ve been saying it for about 10 damned years now: She’s homely. Like, HOME-LY. She’s got a nice set of tits, and THATS IT. For those guys that would shag anything with a pulse (and some things without), yeah she’s “super hot!” But for guys that actually have some sort of standards, she’s disgusting.

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  19. barry | August 25, 2009 at 10:24 pm

    #12, you probably live at home in your mother’s basement. Your fat and sit in the dark on your computer masterbating to bad porn. You havent had sex with a real women ever…..Anyway. Carmen looks good for her age.

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  20. M | August 25, 2009 at 10:31 pm

    i wish i had her boobs.

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  21. Hit IT | August 25, 2009 at 10:33 pm

    Actually, I think she looks more normal now, and quite pretty. Sure, older, but not so fake. She’s held up well considering. I approve!!!

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  22. Mucius Lustre | August 25, 2009 at 10:33 pm

    She looks very good considering:

    1. her age.

    2. she’s hung around with dirtballs and addicts for 15 years.

    3. these are candid photos. We see lots of heavily controlled, art-directed photos on this site, along with true candids. But there’s a temptation to compare one with the other and that doesn’t work.

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  23. Jen | August 25, 2009 at 10:39 pm
  24. barry | August 25, 2009 at 10:49 pm

    Hey “23. Jen – August 25, 2009 10:39 PM”

    I watched the video…so what,,,,was it supposed to be interesting?

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  25. Qtiop | August 25, 2009 at 11:02 pm

    EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    Jasmine Fiora Pics:

    http://www.mngossip.com/2009/08/jasmine-fiore-suitcase-pictures.html

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  26. clpierced | August 25, 2009 at 11:04 pm

    Okay this is why i do NOT wear tons of makeup. it masks the ugliness. guys think wow she is hot, then the morning after a guy wakes up to this pile of shit with a hot body next to them. ha im glad im young still and look good with/out makeup. damn old bitches

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  27. koko | August 25, 2009 at 11:08 pm

    yikes..under all that cake makeup, black eyeliner, lipstick, false eyelashes, hair extensions, fake contact lenses, professional styling, and airbrushing, she looks like one of us! who knew…

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  28. DickyDoo | August 25, 2009 at 11:09 pm

    AHHH!!!!!! I’d still let her pee on me any day, any time!!!

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  29. Rod | August 25, 2009 at 11:50 pm

    I’d clean her carpet.

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  30. Sickitten | August 25, 2009 at 11:52 pm

    clpierced, I usually agree with you & love your posts but Tara Fitzpatrick always had a nice face & wasn’t a total makeup job like Pam Anderson. Problem is…she’s really white & probably drinks & smokes & is getting older. She has nice bone structure but white girls just can’t drink past a certain age if they want to be attractive. Every drug, cigarette and drink shows. I mean real white girls, from Northern countries, not gray people from southern Europe.

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  31. Anna Luhan | August 25, 2009 at 11:58 pm

    Hey WALMART EXECUTIVE!! Just because she married a guy named David Navarro years ago it does not mean she is now a mexican, you stupid ass. Have you put a thought that maybe that ugly ass bathing suit was from walmart,???? Maybe she was trying you make you guys a favor because walmart clothes look like shit TARGET ROCKS!!!!

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  32. Anna Luhan | August 25, 2009 at 11:58 pm

    Hey WALMART EXECUTIVE!! Just because she married a guy named David Navarro years ago it does not mean she is now a mexican, you stupid ass. Have you put a thought that maybe that ugly ass bathing suit was from walmart,???? Maybe she was trying you make you guys a favor because walmart clothes look like shit TARGET ROCKS!!!!

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  33. UPinYA | August 26, 2009 at 12:12 am

    I’d beat it up.

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  34. Karri | August 26, 2009 at 12:54 am

    it kind of makes me sad to see the people of my youth getting older….. it reminds me that I’m getting older too…. :(

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  35. Donkey Dongey Dong | August 26, 2009 at 1:03 am

    Time is a cruel bastard as evidenced by Pam Anderson, Paris Hilton, Lilo, and this creature.

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  36. Eyed Bonit | August 26, 2009 at 1:33 am

    Sexy legs, horrible taste in men.

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  37. Ryan the Canadian | August 26, 2009 at 3:08 am

    Nina – your comment is perfection.

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  38. gink | August 26, 2009 at 4:43 am

    wth talkin about? She looks mighty fine

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  39. ROUGH Daddy | August 26, 2009 at 6:47 am

    How do you like that, she look like Rene Zellwegies(not sure if thats good or bad) without the Kabuki make ups…

    I was never an Electra guy maybe because i had no idea she had juicy inner thighs such as those…

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  40. Cody | August 26, 2009 at 7:19 am

    Damn. Dead on with the Linda Hamilton remark. I saw that right away.

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  41. Shea | August 26, 2009 at 9:14 am

    #39, the VERY FIRST THING I THOUGHT was Rene Zellweger. Look at the first picture, it is a spitting image. Unfortunately, that’s also not a complement.

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  42. Deacon Jones | August 26, 2009 at 9:26 am

    I have to agreee with Fish on this one. Linda Hamilton, great reference! I bet half the fuckers on here don’t even get it.

    I think she looks damn hot for her age, she is in her 40s folks.

    One red flag that pops up – no ass shots = staged??

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  43. Kiki | August 26, 2009 at 9:45 am

    Actually people she is not that old – she is 35 not 40 -something- hard living has taken a toll on her

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  44. dontlooknow | August 26, 2009 at 10:12 am

    This should be no surprise to “celeb insiders”; all celebs are someone else when they don’t wear makeup. She IS Linda Hamilton. Just like Madonna IS Granny Clampett when she’s off the greasepaint. Just like Heidi Montag IS a skank with or without makeup…..

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  45. Deacon Jones | August 26, 2009 at 10:14 am

    We’re both wrong, she’s 36:

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001182/

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  46. Lugan | August 26, 2009 at 11:42 am

    I have always thought she was a pretty lady. For those of you who think she isn’t, i’d like to see what you sleep with..oh that’s right, your hand sleeps with you. Ha ha Who loves ya baby..I still do , Carmen!

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  47. Solaera | August 26, 2009 at 1:40 pm

    Wow. Linda Hamilton’s face and Mariah Carey’s body.

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  48. Superbiggerevil | August 26, 2009 at 1:48 pm

    She looks okay, that is, if you like damaged goods.

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  49. Superbiggerevil | August 26, 2009 at 1:52 pm

    Oh yeah and #12? What the fuck do you know about sex with anything other than what you have to carry to the Chevron station to inflate!

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  50. not carmen electra | August 26, 2009 at 2:09 pm

    Um… that’s not Carmen Electra. I don’t know who that is. But it’s not Carmen Electra. Do you know who Carmen Electra is? It doesn’t even look remotely like her.

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