Here’s Carmen Electra performing topless in the The Crazy Horse Paris Show debut last night, and I really don’t think I need to explain why I’m posting this. But just to be safe, it’s because I’m the Jesus of Internet. Click these in remembrance of me.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of 100% choreographed silicone.
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Hefe | July 9, 2009 at 6:00 pm
There is a God.
boobies | July 9, 2009 at 6:00 pm
milk
banksy | July 9, 2009 at 6:00 pm
wirst!
Delgo | July 9, 2009 at 6:01 pm
“This is a song about work. Work fuckin’ sucks”
:cue Mastodon’s “Workhorse”:
helloyouloser | July 9, 2009 at 6:02 pm
have we not seen her breasties before?
spudsy | July 9, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Ugh, she’s fat. And ugly. What’s the big deal with her?
yahoo | July 9, 2009 at 6:05 pm
Whoop-ti-dooooo…..looks like every other breast implant titty…how exciting and original *yawn*.
Aerialgreen | July 9, 2009 at 6:17 pm
*Fap fap fap fap* moneyshot on spudsy
Tawmie | July 9, 2009 at 6:17 pm
@6
WHAT?!
and @8
Fuck off.
Ozzie | July 9, 2009 at 6:18 pm
JoshtheChopper … too bad you’ve been contaminated by stupidy
The Rake | July 9, 2009 at 6:23 pm
@#5 Yes, I do believe we have. Some of us, too many times to count. Doesn’t mean that there is anything wrong with another glimpse. As to #8′s comment of true ignorance….still shouldnt’ keep you from taking a peek now, right? There, there, hater.
The Rake
http://thefilmnest.com
lulubean | July 9, 2009 at 6:24 pm
God loves us. It’s about ten years too late, but…still.
stitrehnoemacI | July 9, 2009 at 6:27 pm
She really does have one of the best T!T jobs in hollywood.
jennifer | July 9, 2009 at 6:40 pm
2 8
I LOVE YOU
jennifer | July 9, 2009 at 6:40 pm
@ 8
I LOVE YOU
Zee Brat | July 9, 2009 at 6:40 pm
That is a really well done boob job.
Champ | July 9, 2009 at 6:41 pm
I’d still motorboat those fuckers.
Wait – you cant get STDs from titties can you?
jennifer | July 9, 2009 at 6:44 pm
@ 4
thanks. noe i have the song in my head
tj | July 9, 2009 at 6:46 pm
I’m a racist with a tiny penis.
jennifer | July 9, 2009 at 6:49 pm
I’m a racist fuckhole.
Darth | July 9, 2009 at 6:56 pm
Girl gotta make a buck?
Axel | July 9, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Agree with 10. Crave Carmen Electra. Dont like the stars though…
Yooarel.com | July 9, 2009 at 7:05 pm
Big deal, she’s been naked plenty of times, completely naked in Playboy and Penthouse if I remember correctly. She’s not even that attractive, other than having nice tits. Meh.
Lipster | July 9, 2009 at 7:05 pm
Here’s the video – http://rapidshare.com/files/253957682/Carmen_Electra_Topless_LVShow.avi
You can thank me later you black bastards!
movie trailers | July 9, 2009 at 7:06 pm
wowwwwwwww very sexyyy
thanxx friend
Lipster | July 9, 2009 at 7:12 pm
Here’s the video – http://rapidshare.com/files/253957682/Carmen_Electra_Topless_LVShow.avi
You’re welcome you black bastards!
Vlad | July 9, 2009 at 7:12 pm
Yeeaaaa! Thank you.
Duuude | July 9, 2009 at 7:13 pm
@11… Contaminated with stupidy? Nice try Ozzie.
Eva | July 9, 2009 at 7:16 pm
Her breasties are so fuckin amazing! But where is her butt???
Tera | July 9, 2009 at 7:20 pm
Um, did they specifically choose backup dancers with little tits?
Eva | July 9, 2009 at 7:21 pm
Her breasties are so fuckin amazing! But where is her butt???
loveablackmaqn | July 9, 2009 at 7:25 pm
Y’know why men who are not black are prejudiced against white women fucking black men??? I DO!!! MOST simply CANNOT measure up and never will. Take it from this lovely blonde All-American girl…I won’t be going back to small-minded small-penised REDNECKS. MMMMWAAAHH #8! Hook up with Jennifer, she likes little tiny wankas like you have!
necklace | July 9, 2009 at 7:28 pm
That’s a nice necklace she has on, bu ti think she’d be better suited wearing a large Pearl Necklace.
She can also have a large chin omelette while she’s at it.
And she can receive my swollen cock in her ass if she’s a good girl and promises never to touch those filthy black cocks ever again.
……………. \m/ \m/ ………………………
rien | July 9, 2009 at 7:29 pm
@31 – I think they specifically chose backup dancers that look like men.
ROUGH daddy | July 9, 2009 at 7:34 pm
Looks like she rotate those humanly contrived racks annually like Pam Anderson…
frank lloyd wright | July 9, 2009 at 7:37 pm
I wanna suck the silicone out of those tittays
Funeral Guy | July 9, 2009 at 7:40 pm
The best cans money can buy.
Funeral Guy | July 9, 2009 at 7:42 pm
The best cans that money will buy.
Anon | July 9, 2009 at 7:44 pm
#33
I think the ones who hate it when white women go with black men are straight.
Otherwise they’d be hating white men who go with black men.
They aren’t interested in men, especially men who pretend to be women on the internet so find yourself a nice gay black man and be happy.
You don’t have to have sex with them and I’m sure your dick is biggest.
wait... | July 9, 2009 at 7:58 pm
I’m confused, are we talking about black dudes with white chicks or carmen electra’s perfectly sculpted breasts? Honestly, those are really well done. As for the whole interracial couple thing…I’m a white dude who’s into black chicks. what now?
ANONISACOWARD | July 9, 2009 at 8:08 pm
Well, ANON …what on earth does one to say to someone as IGNORANT HATEFUL and DISGUSTING as you are? I seriously doubt anyone, gay or straight, could stomach your stupidity for more than 3 seconds…so i’m pretty sure your ugly twat or little willy is UNTOUCHED. You were probably one of those that thought Obama was Muslim, right? Awwwww poor stupid you. I must be awfully lonely in that empty coconut shell sitting on those worthless shoulders. GET A FUCKING EDUCATION you STUPID BIGGOT. I hope you get SODOMIZED and LOVE IT by a BIG GIANT GAY BLACK MAN.. I happen to know a wonderful guy that matches the above description, but he wouldn’t touch you with his 20 foot pole.
p.s. i’m selling condos on some land in florida for prejudiced haters, where you can all just sit around and HATE HATE HATE cuz you’re ugly vile human beings. Interested?
gaylord farker | July 9, 2009 at 8:14 pm
Get fucked all of you hating cunts.
Carmen can suck my cock… as can those back up whores she has with her.
Mother fucker…!!
necklaceTHIS | July 9, 2009 at 8:17 pm
Hey NECKLACE I hope you wake up tomorrow with a big black dick rammed down your throat, and your own special necklace. You fucking racist piece of shit.
RACISMISNOTOK | July 9, 2009 at 8:24 pm
It’s time for middle America to start teaching themselves and their children that it is NOT OK, NOT REMOTELY ACCEPTABLE, NOT KIND, NOT CHRISTIAN, and NOT REMOTELY COOL. Get with the program people. Do some traveling. Take a class. Check the calendar…it’s 2009!!!! Racism is the work of the devil as well as every other form of hate based on a person’s skin or physical appearance. Read a history book for God’s sake. Racism is a horrible and deadly disease that has caused millions more deaths than cancer.
alex | July 9, 2009 at 8:25 pm
my pants just got tight
mikeock | July 9, 2009 at 8:37 pm
Those are the best fake tits ever. Anyone else notice she buzzed the side of her head?
wah | July 9, 2009 at 8:39 pm
what the hell is wrong with you she is hot as hell, and her back up dancers only seem to have small tits in comparison to carmen. don’t be a hater.
dude_on | July 9, 2009 at 8:52 pm
If you must …then hate the person, but not the titties.
Carmen_is_a_babe | July 9, 2009 at 9:15 pm
All women should look as hot at her age. She’s awesome, has a very nice shape, and one of the few fake boobie women that I like.
Breasts Galore | July 9, 2009 at 10:05 pm
She’s almost 40 but she still has magnificent mammaries! Granted their implants but they’re still delicious.