Carmen Electra & Fergie

Superficial / August 4, 2004

I’m sure I’m not the only person that thinks Carmen Electra and Stacy Ferguson (Fergie) look a whole lot like each other. It’s as if they went to the same crappy plastic surgeon who didn’t know how to do anything except stretch out face skin and stick grapefruits in chests. Or maybe they use the same crappy brand of self tanner which leaves their skin looking like dirty leather, as if they haven’t showered in days. You can’t really explain these things, it’s just one of the many mysteries of the bimbo universe.