paris’ arm is jutting off from her elbow at an odd angle. i’m not sure how to tie that in with her being a megaslut, but i’m sure it works on some level.
@54 You apparently watch a lot of gay porn then to know that.
I love gay porn. Your father was in it.
Hey McDirt Honey… I’, Still here!
I’m still here I’m still here La La LA LAAA I’m still here!
I thought guys liked lesbians… they all seem to fantasise about watching girl on girl
And hey dirt guess what…
I’m still here!
Your father gave out pearl necklaces in San Fransisco
Things we know about Dirt:
1. Loves spooge in mouth
2. Watch’s gay porn
3. Know alot about Aids and other STD, therefore I believe he has one.
4. Lacks the ability to be funny
5. Is in need of attention, because his momma didn’t love him enough (or maybe she loved him too much if you know what I mean).
6. Has only one type of comeback i.e. the gay/std retort
That is a beginning anyone else wanna join in?
So, at least I’m open about it. You should come out too, but it’s probably hard, what with all the delicious sperm for you to munch on in the closet.
I LOVE TO TAKE COCK IN THE ASS!
#26 – Please go find a hobby, preferably taste testing cyanide or anthrax. Each one of your rants is lamer than the last. Also, learn how to use the ‘caps lock’ key, it might help when making your poi.. aw fuck it…
I think I’ll commit a crime, like giving your mom roofies and finger fucking her putrid cooter, then wiping her female ejaculate on your upper lip. When the cops take DNA samples from the two of us, we’ll get tried together and likely share a cell. After about 2 years without pussy, I’ll get some contraband lipstick and machine lubricant, and American Me your ass, you stool pushing, pillow biting, ankle grabbing, silent farting, human enema getting little bitch. Go rollerblade in traffic with a fucking blindfold on, hopped up on ‘shrooms and LSD, idiot.
Team up? Is that a gay porn title you like Dirt
MMMM, YEAH STALLION, RIDE MY LOOSE DRIPPING HOLE. DO IT!
OH BRAIN, SLAM MY TIGHT FILTHY MOUTH. IGNORE THE HERPES SORES AND JUST POUND ME….
MMM, I OWN YOU ALL… AT LEAST I OWN THE JIZZ YOU LEFT ON MY LIPS!!!!!!
Yes honey, still here. Just like the wart still hanging from your sagging balls.
I AM A JIZZ DRIPPING ATTENTION WHORE!!
I WISH MY DADDY WOULD HAVE HUGGED ME!!
PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO MY PSYCHOTIC RANTS! I AM A DESPERATE BITCH!!!!!
Yawwwnnn . . . Dirt something original please you overblown child-molesting blow-up doll
“MMM, I OWN YOU ALL… AT LEAST I OWN THE JIZZ YOU LEFT ON MY LIPS!!!!!!”
Cum-swapper are we?
I NEED MORE MANMEAT. RICHPORT, PUT IT IN MY WORM-INFESTED BUTTHOLE. SHMOODY, POUND MY EARHOLE. BEAT ME LIKE A STEP CHILD, IT MAKES ME SO WET…..
La La La LA LA La Laaaaa. Dirt loves the cock dirt loves the cock hi ho the dariyo dirt loves the cock
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