Carmen Electra and Paris Hilton looking for work

October 24th, 2006 // 148 Comments
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  1. Sorry about the double post…

  2. yuckyfresh

    i think it’s obvious that dirt is lambananas, who has probably been banned. fucktard spammer should die, that’s the only way to keep him away.

    oh yeah, and PHLTC. as does TC.

  3. ER

    What’s wrong with Paris’ arm in the first picture? It looks broken, or double jointed!

  4. I’M BACK, BITCHES!

    I OWN YOU ALL, AND AN 18″ “DOUBLE DONG” IN EBONY, WITH EXTRA MAN MUSCLE VEINS AND RIDGES! IN FACT, I’M RIDING IT AS I TYPE!

    DAMN, MY ASSHOLE IS HUGE! IT’S A FUCKING CAVERN! A GOD DAMNED TUNNEL, BITCHES!

    DMcGLTC, AND TOM CRUISE IS THE SHIZZLE!

  5. mrs.t

    Why is everyone feeding the troll today?
    And where is Papa?

    help us PapaHotNuts
    you are our only hope

  6. Dirt McGirt

    PAPANONUTS!

  7. mrs.t

    There we go….it IS bananahammock!

  8. Dirt McGirt

    (_o_)

  9. Dirt McGirt

    (_*_)

  10. hilaroushillary

    and that’s some damn nasty looking armenian ho, why is it that all of them have to have bushy eyebrows and giant eyes? i don’t even want to know what kind of frickin’ stupid bazillionaire heiress that hairy bitch is … 8^Q

  11. RichPort

    In other news… Kim Kardashian is smoking… my enormous johnson. I’d hit that like Bob Marley on his last spliff…

  12. Dirt McGirt

    I’M BACK! I HAD TO GO GET THE BARNACLES SCRAPED OFF OF MY CUNT, SO IT TOOK ME A FEW MINUTES TO RETURN!

  13. Dirt McGirt

    TAHT’S RIGHT, DRINK IN MY NARCASISTIC LONLINESS.

    WON’T SOMEONE HOLD ME?

  14. Dirt McGirt

    WHO IS THIS IMPOSTER? IS IT YOU BOB? OR TONY? WHAT THE HELL? I AM SO ANGRY!

  15. Dirt McGirt

    AAGGHHHH!! THE MAGGOTS HAVE EATEN THROUGH MY PANTIES!!! I CAN’T STOP THEM NOW!!! SOON THEY WILL BE IN MY CUNNY!!!

    I LOVE DOG DICK.

  16. Dirt McGirt

    WHO’S ‘OWNED’ NOW, YOU USELESS CUNT???

    STAY OFF THIS FUCKING BOARD.

  17. cole007

    all you people not talking smack about celebrities suck, seriously, we don’t care about them, nor do we care about each other, except to comment on what great cock-jugglery comments we have to say about the cock-juggling celebrities like Paris, et.al, and furthermore, that girl in the red dress is WAY hotter than Paris and notice, her dress is somewhat demure compared to coke-bag-heinous-heiress….

  18. BarbadoSlim

    So I’m with this four midget hookers right…and …blah blah yack yack yack and we …blah blah ’cause she had a can of Cheez It right, and then blah blah blah so, so, I finally tell her …that’s not the leaning tower of Pisa that’s my cock.

    true story

  19. Flip21

    Is that Sfartos Nachos’ ring she’s wearing in those pictures?

  20. BigJim

    This is all just way too fucking lame for words. I’m glad I’ve got to go out of town for a few days so I can take a break from this shit.

    Maybe someone will die horribly while I’m away. If I was a praying man, that’s what I’d pray for; for someone to die. Horribly.

    And slowly.

  21. BarbadoSlim

    #189…I’m with ya Jim, someone will die sloooowwwwly oh so slowweley, just like you have instructed me….

  22. KelKel

    For fuckety fucks sake,enough with this herpologist biaaaaaaaaaaatch.

  23. whitenavel

    Armenian girls are so fugly. I bet she’s got winter bush.

  24. J&M

    $100,000 to host a party? I bet you get get all the kebabs and finger food you want thrown in… all served on a “bushy plate”!

  25. Marjolein

    Ignoring all the bull.. The bitch in red looks way better than frog-face. I wish she’d hung herself over that.

  26. RichPort

    Come on people, we seem to have lost our way… a troll is bad enough. But trolling a troll? Just ignore it, let it curl up and die…

    That said, I’m offering free manual mammograms to all legal females (fuck it, even immigrants), I’d tap Kim Kardashian like a fucking keg at a frat house, Alicia Keys may or may not have beat up her girlfriend, and TCLTC. That is all.

  27. no one you know

    Her top keeps reflecting the light back onto her skin making her look like she’s covered in blisters. That, or she really actually may be covered in blisters. The woman should be in a leper colony.

  28. jrzmommy

    When I read the title of the post about two unemployed sluts and then saw 195 comments, I said to myself, “Jrzmommy,” I said, “something strange is definately afoot at the Circle-K!” And lo and behold…a troll.

  29. PrettyBaby

    Hi Dirt or whoever you are- I think you are so rude. Lets just have fun and knock around some celebs and shit, not get all disgusting fucking my mom, your dad, jizzing on lips and cumming in asses,controlling shit,etc,etc. Remember one of PrettyBaby’s mantras- Tough Guys Just Are Tough, They Don’t Have to Tell Everyone That They Are. And Tough Guys are Sexy- Not like you Baby.

  30. PrettyBaby

    Comment #182- What the hell? See a Psychiatrist!! Quick!! We only care what oily dick Paris is currently working on.

  31. PrettyBaby

    Lastly 195 Richport- I volunteer for you, but after feeling the DD’s you may need to cancel all the other Ho’s that come after.

    xoxoxo

  32. RichPort

    #200 – My technique is firm but tender, and involves a radical buoyancy test that at times requires usage of my johnson. It has yet to be FDA approved, but we’re confident. Many thanks for your contributions to unconventional science.

  33. jrzmommy

    Kim Kardashian looks like a fat Iranian prostitute.

  34. PrettyBaby

    #201 “Are you sure that you are a doctor?” “Okay sir” (Opens robe….)

  35. kylieer

    i just find it so funny that people still ‘worship’ this retard. All she does is drink and party and she is considered amazing and worth our time of day. I am sick of us ‘poor folk’ obsessing over the Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous. They must go to bed at nite and laugh at all the ‘little people’ for being so fucking stupid and ‘buying’ into their lives as important. God I am so sick of it all.

  36. Hilton has really gone down on her price. After watching all those VH1 shows about how filthy rich she is, you’d think she would be alot more.

    E – http://blog.ateava.com/

  37. RichPort

    Jrz – I never thought I’d be so infatuated with a Persian whore before. Yea, I know she has the IQ of a squeaky doorknob, but she really makes me want some hashish… after putting her to a euphoric, orgasmic sleep…

  38. Alex

    Fuck! This shit got over 200 comments? Damn.

  39. The Pharoah

    I think that Paris’ hotness is extremely overated. She needs to do something progressive with her (undeserved)fame. That chicka with her is so fine. Oooh La La!

  40. danielle

    PATHETIC. I SWEAR, THIS DUMBASS BROAD GETS WORTHLESS BY THE MINUTE.

    I PITY THE RETARD WHO ACTUALLY GOES THROUGH WITH THOSE IDIOTIC DEMANDS. I WOULDN’T PAY THE WHORE 100 PENNIES TO HOST A PARTY.

    I DEFINANTLY WOULDN’T PROVIDE HER WITH A DAMN JET. SHE NEEDS TO TAKE HER SIZE 11 FEET AND WALK HER ASS TO THE PARTY. THE ONLY “EXPENSES” SHE SHOULD GET ARE ALL THOSE MAXI PADS SHE’LL NEED TO HOST A PARTY FOR AN HOUR OR SO..YOU KNOW, CONSIDERING SHE BLEEDS FROM ALL THE MEN WHO’VE RAPED HER ASS OVER THE PAST NUMBER OF YEARS.

  41. RichPort

    (crickets)

  42. Flip21

    Please please please refer to Kevin Federline as Earl Spears from now on.

    It has legs. I promise.

  43. xx.deathcab.xx

    Kim Kardashian resembles that transexual from “There’s Something About Miriam”.

    The resemblance is uncanny.

  44. jrzmommy

    DanYELL is back.

  45. RichPort

    I know… even the crickets fell asleep…

  46. Sam

    Now are they looking for work “together” :)

    Raised Eyebrows…..!!!! Another S** Tape …

    http://www.carmenelectraguide.com/
    and http://www.parishiltonguide.com/ looking for work.

  47. yeah, and someone will be dumb enough to give those bitches that

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