#26 – Please go find a hobby, preferably taste testing cyanide or anthrax. Each one of your rants is lamer than the last. Also, learn how to use the ‘caps lock’ key, it might help when making your poi.. aw fuck it…
I think I’ll commit a crime, like giving your mom roofies and finger fucking her putrid cooter, then wiping her female ejaculate on your upper lip. When the cops take DNA samples from the two of us, we’ll get tried together and likely share a cell. After about 2 years without pussy, I’ll get some contraband lipstick and machine lubricant, and American Me your ass, you stool pushing, pillow biting, ankle grabbing, silent farting, human enema getting little bitch. Go rollerblade in traffic with a fucking blindfold on, hopped up on ‘shrooms and LSD, idiot.
Team up? Is that a gay porn title you like Dirt
MMMM, YEAH STALLION, RIDE MY LOOSE DRIPPING HOLE. DO IT!
OH BRAIN, SLAM MY TIGHT FILTHY MOUTH. IGNORE THE HERPES SORES AND JUST POUND ME….
MMM, I OWN YOU ALL… AT LEAST I OWN THE JIZZ YOU LEFT ON MY LIPS!!!!!!
Yes honey, still here. Just like the wart still hanging from your sagging balls.
I AM A JIZZ DRIPPING ATTENTION WHORE!!
I WISH MY DADDY WOULD HAVE HUGGED ME!!
PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO MY PSYCHOTIC RANTS! I AM A DESPERATE BITCH!!!!!
Yawwwnnn . . . Dirt something original please you overblown child-molesting blow-up doll
“MMM, I OWN YOU ALL… AT LEAST I OWN THE JIZZ YOU LEFT ON MY LIPS!!!!!!”
Cum-swapper are we?
I NEED MORE MANMEAT. RICHPORT, PUT IT IN MY WORM-INFESTED BUTTHOLE. SHMOODY, POUND MY EARHOLE. BEAT ME LIKE A STEP CHILD, IT MAKES ME SO WET…..
La La La LA LA La Laaaaa. Dirt loves the cock dirt loves the cock hi ho the dariyo dirt loves the cock
I WISH MY HERPES WOULD CLEAR UP SO I COULD GO BACK TO MY JOB AT THE WHOREHOUSE…
PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME…
MY PARENTS NEVER LOVED ME…
I AM INFESTED…
I NEED MY SHOTS…
ELATED – PLEASE COME POUND ME IN THE FARTHOLE. I NEED YOU BAD.
The other imposter so your an imposter and he is the imposter of the imposter
THE OTHER IMPOSTOR WILL SOON BE KICKED OFF
ATTENTION EVERYONE, DONT PAY ATTENTION TO THE IMPOSTOR
WOW, YOU ARE SO SMART DIRT#2, WHO IS THIS, BRAIN? YOU FUCKING FAG, COME UP WITH SOMETHING NEW ASSHOLE
Ok, this isn’t fun anymore. Dirt you win. Your penis is gigantic, and I would be honored if you would rub one out for me on my face.
IGNORE THE IMPOSTER IMPOSTER, I AM THE REAL IMPOSTER, NOT THE IMPOSTER IMPOSTER OF THE IMPOSTER!
ALL YOUR CAUSING IS HELPING MY SHIT CAUSEHEAD
MY FUCKING ASS HURTS SO BAD FROM ALL THE ASS RAPING TOM CRUISE GIVES ME!
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY IMITATE ABOUT SAYING
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME I LOVE THE COCK TO MUCH!
DLTC DLTC DLTC DLTC DLTC DLTC DLTC!!
YESTERDAY I WAS PICKING MY ASS AND ALL THESE BEADS FELL OUT!
TOO BAD YOU ALL HAVE BEEN OWNED TODAY BY A GIANT COCK SUCKER. I NOW OWN ALL OF YOUR COCKS. AND I KEEP THEM IN MY MAGGOT-INFESTED ASS.
I AM A USELESS TROLL WHORE.
I OWN EVERY GAY PORN EVER MADE!
DIRT #2 – STOP, YOU ARE MAKING ME CRY! I AM CRING LIKE A GIRL NOW. STOP TEASING ME.
Two unfunny Dirt McGirts can the world take this much lame attempt at humor
WHEN I GO TO PUBLIC BATHROOMS I SUCK EVERY COCK IN THERE BECAUSE I’M NOT SCARED OF AIDS I ALREADY HAVE IT
I’m in love with the Dirt imposter!! You go Imposter!
Dear Lord! Will someone kick him off already?
Have I been insulted by the real dirt or the imposter dirt? I only ask because it wasn’t funny and I want to give no credit where no credit is due.
THESE GERBILS WON’T STAY IN MY ASSHOLE!
DLTC DLTC DLTC DLTC DLTC DLTC DLTC DLTC DLTC… And I love it when people come up with STD related “insults” its so entertaining.
DLTC DLTC DLTC DLTC!
PLEASE SOMEONE STOP THE BLEEDING NO MORE BIG ELEPHANT COCKS PLEASE STOP I CAN’T TAKE IT
@141 STD related insults are like farts they are only funny to the person doing them.
I JUST ATE A BIG BOWL OF DICKS FOR DINNER
Dirt it is Shmoody (no c), and I was never on your mom she likes it on top and I find it easier to hand the seizures when she orgasisms that way.
Oh and Dirt you may want to remove the drano from your kool-aid it is affecting your brain.
#145 I know… I find it entertaining that Dirt here thinks he is funny for trying to “insult” me with various STD related comments….
Hell, I’d pay Paris just to keep her *away* from my party, so she wouldn’t infect my guests…
Has Paris had work done? Her face looks different recently…and not in a good way.
Dirt Mcgurt: What a fucking asshole you are. Is this what your life consists of? Seriously, you have fucking problems. Post #32 wasn’t me motherfucker. I wouldn’t give you the time of day anymore, but this shit is getting ridiculous. What a phsycotic faggot you are. Just when this place kind of get’s funny again, you have to come and act like a complete child. Get a fucking hobbie you fucking asshole. Like Russian roullete or something, fucking loser………….
Got-damn does Paris look ugly in that pic. How is it that people think she’s hot?
150: Dirt McGirt #1, you are a sad little dipshit. The reason you haven’t been kicked off is because the “imposter” is the person who runs this site. Who else could log in under your name? He’s obviously enjoys pretending to be you too much to kick you off.
man, paris truly has got some thunder thighs. looks like she could crush nuts with them O_o
Did you guys realize that typing everything in CAPS makes you 100 times funnier?
Me either! But, apparently it does! Watch…
Thanks for the lesson Dirt! You are my hero!
PS–And by ‘funnier’ I of course mean fucking annoying…
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