Carmen Electra and Paris Hilton looking for work

October 24th, 2006 // 148 Comments
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  1. RichPort

    #26 – Please go find a hobby, preferably taste testing cyanide or anthrax. Each one of your rants is lamer than the last. Also, learn how to use the ‘caps lock’ key, it might help when making your poi.. aw fuck it…

    I think I’ll commit a crime, like giving your mom roofies and finger fucking her putrid cooter, then wiping her female ejaculate on your upper lip. When the cops take DNA samples from the two of us, we’ll get tried together and likely share a cell. After about 2 years without pussy, I’ll get some contraband lipstick and machine lubricant, and American Me your ass, you stool pushing, pillow biting, ankle grabbing, silent farting, human enema getting little bitch. Go rollerblade in traffic with a fucking blindfold on, hopped up on ‘shrooms and LSD, idiot.

  2. shmoody

    Team up? Is that a gay porn title you like Dirt

  3. Dirt McGirt

    MMMM, YEAH STALLION, RIDE MY LOOSE DRIPPING HOLE. DO IT!

    OH BRAIN, SLAM MY TIGHT FILTHY MOUTH. IGNORE THE HERPES SORES AND JUST POUND ME….

    ILTC!!!!!!

  4. Dirt McGirt

    MMM, I OWN YOU ALL… AT LEAST I OWN THE JIZZ YOU LEFT ON MY LIPS!!!!!!

  5. ElatedPornStar

    Yes honey, still here. Just like the wart still hanging from your sagging balls.

  6. Dirt McGirt

    I AM A JIZZ DRIPPING ATTENTION WHORE!!

    I WISH MY DADDY WOULD HAVE HUGGED ME!!

    PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO MY PSYCHOTIC RANTS! I AM A DESPERATE BITCH!!!!!

  7. shmoody

    Yawwwnnn . . . Dirt something original please you overblown child-molesting blow-up doll

  8. ElatedPornStar

    “MMM, I OWN YOU ALL… AT LEAST I OWN THE JIZZ YOU LEFT ON MY LIPS!!!!!!”

    Cum-swapper are we?

  9. Dirt McGirt

    I NEED MORE MANMEAT. RICHPORT, PUT IT IN MY WORM-INFESTED BUTTHOLE. SHMOODY, POUND MY EARHOLE. BEAT ME LIKE A STEP CHILD, IT MAKES ME SO WET…..

  10. Dory

    La La La LA LA La Laaaaa. Dirt loves the cock dirt loves the cock hi ho the dariyo dirt loves the cock

    DLTC

  11. Dirt McGirt

    I WISH MY HERPES WOULD CLEAR UP SO I COULD GO BACK TO MY JOB AT THE WHOREHOUSE…

    PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME…

    PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME…

    MY PARENTS NEVER LOVED ME…

    I AM INFESTED…

    I NEED MY SHOTS…

  12. Dirt McGirt

    ELATED – PLEASE COME POUND ME IN THE FARTHOLE. I NEED YOU BAD.

  13. shmoody

    The other imposter so your an imposter and he is the imposter of the imposter

  14. Dirt McGirt

    THE OTHER IMPOSTOR WILL SOON BE KICKED OFF

  15. Dirt McGirt

    ATTENTION EVERYONE, DONT PAY ATTENTION TO THE IMPOSTOR

  16. Dirt McGirt

    WOW, YOU ARE SO SMART DIRT#2, WHO IS THIS, BRAIN? YOU FUCKING FAG, COME UP WITH SOMETHING NEW ASSHOLE

  17. Dirt McGirt

    ATTENTION EVERYONE, DONT PAY ATTENTION TO THE IMPOSTOR

  18. ElatedPornStar

    Ok, this isn’t fun anymore. Dirt you win. Your penis is gigantic, and I would be honored if you would rub one out for me on my face.

  19. Dirt McGirt

    IGNORE THE IMPOSTER IMPOSTER, I AM THE REAL IMPOSTER, NOT THE IMPOSTER IMPOSTER OF THE IMPOSTER!

  20. Dirt McGirt

    ALL YOUR CAUSING IS HELPING MY SHIT CAUSEHEAD

  21. Dirt McGirt's little dick

    MY FUCKING ASS HURTS SO BAD FROM ALL THE ASS RAPING TOM CRUISE GIVES ME!

  22. Dirt McGirt

    YOU KNOW WHAT THEY IMITATE ABOUT SAYING

  23. Dirt McGirt's little dick

    CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME I LOVE THE COCK TO MUCH!

  24. Dory

    DLTC DLTC DLTC DLTC DLTC DLTC DLTC!!

  25. Dirt McGirt's little dick

    YESTERDAY I WAS PICKING MY ASS AND ALL THESE BEADS FELL OUT!

  26. Dirt McGirt

    TOO BAD YOU ALL HAVE BEEN OWNED TODAY BY A GIANT COCK SUCKER. I NOW OWN ALL OF YOUR COCKS. AND I KEEP THEM IN MY MAGGOT-INFESTED ASS.

  27. Dirt McGirt

    I AM A USELESS TROLL WHORE.

  28. Dirt McGirt's little dick

    I OWN EVERY GAY PORN EVER MADE!

  29. Dirt McGirt

    DIRT #2 – STOP, YOU ARE MAKING ME CRY! I AM CRING LIKE A GIRL NOW. STOP TEASING ME.

  30. shmoody

    Two unfunny Dirt McGirts can the world take this much lame attempt at humor

  31. Dirt McGirt's little dick

    WHEN I GO TO PUBLIC BATHROOMS I SUCK EVERY COCK IN THERE BECAUSE I’M NOT SCARED OF AIDS I ALREADY HAVE IT

  32. Dory

    I’m in love with the Dirt imposter!! You go Imposter!

  33. el_princess

    Dear Lord! Will someone kick him off already?

  34. shmoody

    Have I been insulted by the real dirt or the imposter dirt? I only ask because it wasn’t funny and I want to give no credit where no credit is due.

  35. Dirt McGirt's Bleeding Asshole

    THESE GERBILS WON’T STAY IN MY ASSHOLE!

  36. Dory

    DLTC DLTC DLTC DLTC DLTC DLTC DLTC DLTC DLTC… And I love it when people come up with STD related “insults” its so entertaining.

    DLTC DLTC DLTC DLTC!

  37. Dirt McGirt's Bleeding Asshole

    PLEASE SOMEONE STOP THE BLEEDING NO MORE BIG ELEPHANT COCKS PLEASE STOP I CAN’T TAKE IT

  38. shmoody

    @141 STD related insults are like farts they are only funny to the person doing them.

  39. Dirt McGirt's Bleeding Asshole

    I JUST ATE A BIG BOWL OF DICKS FOR DINNER

  40. shmoody

    Dirt it is Shmoody (no c), and I was never on your mom she likes it on top and I find it easier to hand the seizures when she orgasisms that way.

    Oh and Dirt you may want to remove the drano from your kool-aid it is affecting your brain.

  41. Dory

    #145 I know… I find it entertaining that Dirt here thinks he is funny for trying to “insult” me with various STD related comments….

    DLTC

  42. Hell, I’d pay Paris just to keep her *away* from my party, so she wouldn’t infect my guests…

    http://www.HolyCandy.com

  43. kickservebt

    Has Paris had work done? Her face looks different recently…and not in a good way.

  44. Italian Stallion

    Dirt Mcgurt: What a fucking asshole you are. Is this what your life consists of? Seriously, you have fucking problems. Post #32 wasn’t me motherfucker. I wouldn’t give you the time of day anymore, but this shit is getting ridiculous. What a phsycotic faggot you are. Just when this place kind of get’s funny again, you have to come and act like a complete child. Get a fucking hobbie you fucking asshole. Like Russian roullete or something, fucking loser………….

  45. Mugato

    Got-damn does Paris look ugly in that pic. How is it that people think she’s hot?

  46. amhi

    150: Dirt McGirt #1, you are a sad little dipshit. The reason you haven’t been kicked off is because the “imposter” is the person who runs this site. Who else could log in under your name? He’s obviously enjoys pretending to be you too much to kick you off.

    DLTC

  47. hilaroushillary

    man, paris truly has got some thunder thighs. looks like she could crush nuts with them O_o

  48. Did you guys realize that typing everything in CAPS makes you 100 times funnier?

    Me either! But, apparently it does! Watch…

    WAFFLES

    CHICKEN

    LAMP

    See?!

    Thanks for the lesson Dirt! You are my hero!

    Idiot.

    PS–And by ‘funnier’ I of course mean fucking annoying…

  49. Did you guys realize that typing everything in CAPS makes you 100 times funnier?

    Me either! But, apparently it does! Watch…

    WAFFLES

    CHICKEN

    LAMP

    See?!

    Thanks for the lesson Dirt! You are my hero!

    Idiot.

    PS–And by ‘funnier’ I of course mean fucking annoying…

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