They look stoned
Funny that they aren’t fighting with each other…most whores don’t like other women standing on their same corner.
This was almost the greatest day in the history of history:
Basically, the story says that the “Damsel in distress” in the movie House of Wax kicked the bucket.
Unfortunately, they were talking about the 1950s version, not the one that Paris played a “damsel” in last year.
Fuck! So fucking close, yet so far.
I’ll give them a job, planting tulips…
…two-lips on my cock!!!
Look at Pic #4! Paris is about to be attacked by a vampire with Beige eyes!!! That will totally clash with her outfit and NOT be hot. Repeat – it will NOT be hot!
Electra I like, Hilton can host in a trash can for all I care.
@26 – That’s pretty good McDirt but you forgot to add your mother, who I’m ass raping as we speak, to your list of bullshit.
This isn’t all
Geez as a 38 year old Eurotrash jew from Britain who is married to a Black Morman with a “B” cup I guess I gotta leave
Why does Paris ALWAYS look like she is working hard at trying to look cool, so much so that she looks ridiculous?
@8 The armpit thing is the reflection of the sequins. It caught my eye too, but then I realized that it was her dress and not an STD of the pit.
@26–So, according to your list, you have to leave then right, since #8 says no morons allowed??? Ohhhh, morMons…sorry. Carry on.
Nice cry for attention McDirt.
That is all
Oh, how I dream to spooge on Dirt McGirt’s face!
#26 >> I agree %100 with Point#7, he’s suck a knob, and nothing he says is funny AT ALL. Anybody who laughs at Dane Cook is either
c)Sheltered from Society
e)exposed to nitrous oxide
f)any combination of the above
Moving on….paris is pregnant!
Dirt honey your not funny… just kinda boring actually
#32 – Exactly what i was thinking.
McDirt you are fucking idiot!
Go on try to kick me off – just try!
LOSER LOSER LOSER LOSER LOSER LOSER LOSER!!
Hey Stallion, #26 is probably that waste of sperm, lamebananas.
If we don’t feed it, it will go away.
@40 You prefer the spooge in your mouth then?
At least I have a cock.
That’s why I’m a porn star.
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