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Lady Gaga's Tattooed 'Born This Way' Costar Reveals 'Top Secret' Project with Singer |
Lindsay Lohan's Platinum Blonde Locks: Yay or Nay? (PHOTOS) |
shmoody | October 24, 2006 at 2:20 pm
If they are looking for work I believe that Anna Nicole Smith is looking for a baby sitter on New Years Eve so she can bang Doppler Donger Fumaunderfungus, III.
ScottInFlorida | October 24, 2006 at 2:21 pm
“Helpdesk, this Paris. How can I infect you?”
BigJim | October 24, 2006 at 2:21 pm
I’ve got a job for her hunting stingrays.
shmoody | October 24, 2006 at 2:26 pm
Oh and is it just me or does Paris von Herpe look a little to happy to have the rabbit in red rubbing her ass into Paris’s Firecrotch in the second photo?
Shaun | October 24, 2006 at 2:30 pm
Parasite looks like she is getting a little more plump. Not that I care, but all that beer she gulps, I mean sperm she swallows, is showing. Maybe Nicole Richie can take a few lessons and put some weight back on.
The Hiltons must be paying dead beat celebs to slum with their daughter.
“thats all the comments I have at this time”
Shaun
http://www.digital-six.net
frenchtoaststix | October 24, 2006 at 2:37 pm
I heard cocksuckers are in tremendous demand in that there “porn” industry. Perhaps all three would be good at this.
Angry Ferret Jones | October 24, 2006 at 2:40 pm
WILL WORK FOR COCK
…that’s hot.
Angry Ferret Jones | October 24, 2006 at 2:42 pm
Maybe I am just being a bit picky, but what is the deal with their armpits in Pic #1?
(Ha – made you scroll up!)
Seriously though. I have never even heard of Armpit Herpes. That is some concentrated shit!!!
PrettyBaby | October 24, 2006 at 2:43 pm
It looks like Paris found a new oily/grungy/scummy/greasy bastard in pics
7 & 8. And she is STONED.
But that dark haired chic is hot, so is Carmen Electra- I’d party with them ho’s.
hingsten | October 24, 2006 at 2:44 pm
this is clearly a case a bad spelling. They want to pay 100 000 dollars to host an event. not get paid.
LilRach | October 24, 2006 at 2:44 pm
Shit that Kim chicky has quite an ass on her. Almost J-Lo like.
Bootylicious!
And what is with Paris in the first pic – she looks like a crossdressing impersonator. Her face and thighs just don’t look right.
shmoody | October 24, 2006 at 2:45 pm
@7 that is funny. Could also be Will Work with Cock, Will Work on Cock, Will Work Cock, Will’s Cock Works, or my favorite Cock Will Work
CelebSlam.com | October 24, 2006 at 2:47 pm
Kim Kardashian has a nice rack
http://www.celebslam.com
Kimberly | October 24, 2006 at 2:48 pm
Paris Hilton looks my uncle when he gets all sweaty at Fouth of July picnics.
I wish I were joking.
laikiska | October 24, 2006 at 2:48 pm
only 100 000? my, she is becoming modest… ol’ Paris must be losing faith in her abilities to entertain the crowds!
A | October 24, 2006 at 2:49 pm
look at that ass
wedgeone | October 24, 2006 at 2:49 pm
Did anyone check out the pic of Paris doing the shot? What is that hanging off of the drunk dude’s mouth? Slobber or sperm? And if it’s sperm, did Paris transfer it from her mouth to his, or was he stashing it in is mouth the whole time.
Excuse me . . . I have to go & vomit now.
8^Q’.’.’.
BigJim | October 24, 2006 at 2:50 pm
Digital-six.net is the Tom Cruise of websites.
Because it is really, really gay.
Really.
TCLTC, and so does Shaun.
Kimberly | October 24, 2006 at 2:50 pm
@3: Funny shit.
ponk | October 24, 2006 at 2:54 pm
i’m definitely hitting Paris’ party,… soon as i stock up on Reynold’s Wrap.
seyoboy | October 24, 2006 at 2:56 pm
They look stoned
http://celebrity-films-schools.blogspot.com/
Spindoc | October 24, 2006 at 2:58 pm
Funny that they aren’t fighting with each other…most whores don’t like other women standing on their same corner.
BigJim | October 24, 2006 at 3:07 pm
This was almost the greatest day in the history of history:
http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/10/23/people.kirk.reut/index.html
Basically, the story says that the “Damsel in distress” in the movie House of Wax kicked the bucket.
Unfortunately, they were talking about the 1950s version, not the one that Paris played a “damsel” in last year.
Fuck! So fucking close, yet so far.
Brain Embolism | October 24, 2006 at 3:16 pm
I’ll give them a job, planting tulips…
…two-lips on my cock!!!
Angry Ferret Jones | October 24, 2006 at 3:35 pm
Look at Pic #4! Paris is about to be attacked by a vampire with Beige eyes!!! That will totally clash with her outfit and NOT be hot. Repeat – it will NOT be hot!
sharkbite | October 24, 2006 at 3:43 pm
Electra I like, Hilton can host in a trash can for all I care.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com
Brain Embolism | October 24, 2006 at 3:47 pm
@26 – That’s pretty good McDirt but you forgot to add your mother, who I’m ass raping as we speak, to your list of bullshit.
This isn’t all
shmoody | October 24, 2006 at 3:47 pm
Geez as a 38 year old Eurotrash jew from Britain who is married to a Black Morman with a “B” cup I guess I gotta leave
HolisticWisdomcom | October 24, 2006 at 3:52 pm
Why does Paris ALWAYS look like she is working hard at trying to look cool, so much so that she looks ridiculous?
@8 The armpit thing is the reflection of the sequins. It caught my eye too, but then I realized that it was her dress and not an STD of the pit.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
Anastasia_Beaverhausen | October 24, 2006 at 3:53 pm
@26–So, according to your list, you have to leave then right, since #8 says no morons allowed??? Ohhhh, morMons…sorry. Carry on.
Dirty Mincer!
Italian Stallion | October 24, 2006 at 3:54 pm
Nice cry for attention McDirt.
Dory | October 24, 2006 at 3:58 pm
Ewwwwwwww…
That is all
ElatedPornStar | October 24, 2006 at 4:00 pm
Oh, how I dream to spooge on Dirt McGirt’s face!
UglyPornStar | October 24, 2006 at 4:01 pm
#26 >> I agree %100 with Point#7, he’s suck a knob, and nothing he says is funny AT ALL. Anybody who laughs at Dane Cook is either
a)Retarded
b)Pathetic
c)Sheltered from Society
d)Extremely Dull
e)exposed to nitrous oxide
f)any combination of the above
Moving on….paris is pregnant!
Dory | October 24, 2006 at 4:01 pm
Dirt honey your not funny… just kinda boring actually
LilRach | October 24, 2006 at 4:02 pm
#32 – Exactly what i was thinking.
McDirt you are fucking idiot!
Go on try to kick me off – just try!
LOSER LOSER LOSER LOSER LOSER LOSER LOSER!!
Brain Embolism | October 24, 2006 at 4:02 pm
Hey Stallion, #26 is probably that waste of sperm, lamebananas.
If we don’t feed it, it will go away.
shmoody | October 24, 2006 at 4:04 pm
@40 You prefer the spooge in your mouth then?
ElatedPornStar | October 24, 2006 at 4:05 pm
At least I have a cock.
ElatedPornStar | October 24, 2006 at 4:06 pm
That’s why I’m a porn star.
knowhere | October 24, 2006 at 4:07 pm
paris’ arm is jutting off from her elbow at an odd angle. i’m not sure how to tie that in with her being a megaslut, but i’m sure it works on some level.
shmoody | October 24, 2006 at 4:07 pm
@54 You apparently watch a lot of gay porn then to know that.
ElatedPornStar | October 24, 2006 at 4:07 pm
I love gay porn. Your father was in it.
Dory | October 24, 2006 at 4:09 pm
Hey McDirt Honey… I’, Still here!
Dory | October 24, 2006 at 4:11 pm
I’m still here I’m still here La La LA LAAA I’m still here!
Dory | October 24, 2006 at 4:13 pm
I thought guys liked lesbians… they all seem to fantasise about watching girl on girl
And hey dirt guess what…
I’m still here!
ElatedPornStar | October 24, 2006 at 4:13 pm
Your father gave out pearl necklaces in San Fransisco
shmoody | October 24, 2006 at 4:13 pm
Things we know about Dirt:
1. Loves spooge in mouth
2. Watch’s gay porn
3. Know alot about Aids and other STD, therefore I believe he has one.
4. Lacks the ability to be funny
5. Is in need of attention, because his momma didn’t love him enough (or maybe she loved him too much if you know what I mean).
6. Has only one type of comeback i.e. the gay/std retort
That is a beginning anyone else wanna join in?
ElatedPornStar | October 24, 2006 at 4:16 pm
So, at least I’m open about it. You should come out too, but it’s probably hard, what with all the delicious sperm for you to munch on in the closet.
Dirt McGirt | October 24, 2006 at 4:16 pm
I LOVE TO TAKE COCK IN THE ASS!