Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro separate

Superficial / July 17, 2006

A rep for Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro says the couple are “amicably separating” after almost three years of marriage. This will be Carmen’s second separation, the first to Dennis Rodman back in 1998 after only being married to him for five months.

I’m not saying your marriage is over if your husband spends more time picking out an outfit and putting on makeup than you do but it’s not a good sign. It’s like competing in a 100-meter dash with bowling balls strapped to your legs and an angry tiger in your lane. It’s possible you won’t get last place, but my money’s on the seven other guys who don’t have bowling balls on their legs and who aren’t peeing their pants in fear.