Carmen Electra and Alison Sweeny still can’t walk

March 16th, 2007 // 42 Comments

If you saw these photos and wished with all your might there was video, your prayers have been answered. Here’s the video of Carmen Electra and Alison Sweeny forgetting how to walk at Max Factor’s Clothes Off Our Back charity event. And here’s the video of me forgetting how to satisfy the needs of a woman. Oh wait, no it isn’t. Because that’s never happened. High five!


  1. shakeitout


  2. arsenic cake!

    excellent. makes my day.

  3. jakebarnes

    Ahahahaha! So much funnier in video! First?

  4. Summer Kat


  5. combustion8

    jesus that bitch is fat and carmen is getting uglier by the second.

  6. Zegna

    These clowns are all clueless.

  7. didey23

    poor Ali!

  8. whitegold

    At first I’m thinking, ah, this is boring, we already saw the pics of this, so who cares. But in my continued efforts to slack off as much as possible, I decided I’d watch the video anyways…and I gotta tell ya, the pics don’t nearly do justice to the humour of this fall. There’s just something about getting to watch video footage of people slipping and falling that makes me unable to keep from laughing. Good times!

    On a sad note, why does it seem like the usually hot Carmen Electra is looking pretty ugly here? Makes me sad.

  9. bungoone

    maybe if carmen wasn’t busy blowing kisses to the horny dudes in the audience she wouldn’t have fallen…but then we wouldn’t have this hilarious video. so thank you carmen for trying to be hot, failing, and then falling on your ass!

  10. MonkeyBrains

    Watching overly pampered celebrities fall and bust their ass is a good time and all, but I’m ready for a great time. Let’s get a story about midget porn involving mayonaise, fucking machines, and girls in catholic school outfits teabagging donkey’s to comment on. Come on, it’s Friday, let get weird.

  11. HollyJ

    **holding up card for Carmen’s fall**

    **holding up card for fat chick’s fall**

  12. serial snarkalec

    This made the 11 o’clock news in my town. Sad, sad commentary that a bleached out C list celeb bimbo falling on her ass is news.

  13. DrPhowstus

    Last time I butter the floors on a dare.

  14. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    She probably fell because she’s Mexican and the tacos caused an imbalance in her cunt. Spic bitch.

  15. Pointandlaugh

    Carmen fell on her ass, and caught herself with her hands. It was a good fall. Sweeny really ate it (heh, cuz she’s fat) falling all sideways with her legs all akimbo like that. (+1 for split second upskirt footage. eh)

  16. ^Jenna^

    Y did Carmen had such a sad face when she started walking?

  17. hilaroushillary

    haha. sweet. Sweeney might have induced an earthquake. what a fat fat bitch.

  18. Pikachelsea

    I just love the look on the second girl’s face when she starts walking. “Yeah so I know I just flashed my nether regions to the world, but uh… here I go, so… on your mark, get set, ACT LIKE I’M STILL SEXY.”

    I wouldn’t have even gone out after that. She already made herself look like a supreme tard.

  19. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    She made herself look like a tard, but at least she didn’t post a link to her myspace page which is private so all anyone can see is this picture of a flat-chested slut with a nose like Bert of Bert and Ernie fame.

  20. WTFiswrongwithUppl

    The albino gorilla flashed her girdle LMFAO Look out for the coming tsunami!

    She looked like she was going to run backstage and cry but someone shoved her fat ass back out there!! ROTFL This was the best SF story in ages!

  21. I really can’t believe how ugly you people are being
    about this-do any of you know Carmen or Alison?
    Why are you making this into a personal attack on
    them-what did they do to you to make you so hateful?
    If it was Paris then okay-she’s really mean and pointless
    but these girls are just trying to help out a charity!
    You all need serious medication to stop the hating!
    Make any comment you want about me–I expect that
    from all of you on this insipid comment board.
    You all need to go to church or smoke some weed or
    look at some degrading porno on the internet or something but at least see how hateful you are.
    The website is truly superficial, dumb and just
    plain pointless but at least it’s funny-something that
    cannot be said for the rest of you.
    Get some help for the hating!

  22. WTFiswrongwithUppl

    Oh christ gossipmonger, have you forgotten the meaning of your own screen name?? One would think you’d have a sense of humor. I said it before & I’ll say it again. Either contribute some witty, sharp-toungued zinger or shut the fuck up. JFC the fatties are the first to take this shit so personally. I see a Hostess OD in this one’s future.

  23. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    I know Carmen. She does my laundry on Tuesdays and Thursdays, but she doesn’t do a good job because she’s a lazy Mexican. Never met that fat bitch though.

  24. danielle

    Stop yapping.

  25. WTFiswrongwithUppl

    Oops, spelling error above but I’m too fucking lazy to correct it. Meh.

  26. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Hey, danielle, let’s just chill out and drink this Alize, and let Tupac tell it…

    You fuckin wit niggaz that’s insecure, watered down, my shit is pure
    Write down my number but don’t call me til you sure
    I ain’t beggin just tryin to relocate between ya legs
    Drippin wet, as we experiment in sweaty sex
    When you met me you wouldn’t let me, and now
    you straight beggin to sex me got you undressin to test me and uhh..
    Shut me down if ya want, and miss the chance to do it live
    When I stroll by, I see that look in yo’ eye
    You want a nigga, but think that you can’t have a nigga
    Don’t cheat yourself, instead treat yourself
    If you scared go to church, I know it hurts
    To find out me and your man be sharin skirts
    I hopin you don’t take this the wrong way
    But your body is bangin got me attracted in a strong way
    After a long day of tryin to make my songs pay
    Makin love all day against the wall in the hallway
    Ya fantasies come alive, ya heart rate
    shall increase when we meet up in this dark place
    You might think you’re happy with him
    but that’s a lie, so give this Thug a try
    I’d rather be ya nigga
    I’d rather be ya N-I-G-G-A
    So we can get drunk and smoke weed all day
    It don’t matter if you lonely baby, you need a Thug in your life
    Cause busters ain’t lovin you right
    Look, now you was sprung from the introduction
    My conversation’s full of game yet laced with seductions
    I see ya blushin like ya want somethin, come get a taste
    of Amerikaz Most Wanted and let’s get into some touchin, erotic fuckin
    My up and down with no interruptions
    have no intentions of bustin until you learn ya lesson
    Now many questions are often asked, a drop top, 500 Benz
    and plenty cash, to help a nigga get the ass
    You can ride out the spoke coke, to get your lobster and crab
    Cause all I got is conversation and a gang of stab
    and I’ma listen when it hurts, I’ma hang out but never stay
    Smoke blunts but leave them stunts up to Super Dave
    I’ll be your nigga, as long as we can understand
    that I’s the nigga whose spoke coke can be the man
    He wine and dine, but me and you we whine and grind
    And when I’m on the field keep him on the sidelines
    Now it’s time for the moment of truth, I got ya naked
    Totally sweatin, let’s see how hot I can make it
    Tongue kissin til yo’ head swang, I’m so into you
    Witness a nigga make the bed bang
    If it’s all mine, then let me know, now scream my name out
    Do you want it fast or shall I hit it slow?
    Not to mention, the multiple positions I inflict
    A boss playa, freaky motherfucker, can I dick
    Uhh, it’s on and poppin, now you seed what I was seein
    Why yo’ eyes rollin, Luke seen ya girl I ain’t goin
    nowhere, let’s let that sucker stay out there
    While he’s stresed out and knock I stretch out the cock
    Hold da boots, and let da nigga execute
    And though you got it right, I’m goin home tonight
    You say you don’t need a man, but I don’t care
    You in the presence of a playa, I’d rather be ya nigga

  27. danielle


    Hey Osh BEEGoNe, just sip some dirty rain water outta ya tin cup and rock to this with McGraw:

    She left more than just her lipstick when she walked out
    Her memory keeps haunting me that’s why I’m hunting you down
    It’s been a long time since our lips met
    You’ve always been good at helping me forget
    I’ll regret it in the morning but that’s not stopping me now

    Senorita Margarita I’m as lonesome as a man can be
    I still love her
    I still need her
    I’m just hoping you can comfort me
    I don’t want to do her wrong
    I don’t need somebody new
    I just can’t be alone tonight
    So Senorita Margarita, let me hold you tight

    La la la, la la la, la la la la la,

    She always comes to her senses with some space and time
    And you’re just what I needed to cool off this hot head of mine
    I hope you realize this is a one night stand
    I’m gonna get her back, I know I can
    So let’s keep this between you, me, the salt and the lime
    Senorita Margarita I’m as lonesome as a man can be
    I still love her
    I still need her
    I’m just hoping you can comfort me
    I don’t want to do her wrong
    I don’t need somebody new
    I just can’t be alone tonight
    So Senorita Margarita, let me hold you tight

    ….no more prostitutes for you buddy,

  28. alaskanchicsickle

    @19 damn, that was a sweet burn!

  29. superstar

    Lol when Allison falls I can’t stop laughing! LOL LOL LOL

  30. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh


  31. fame is funny

    #19…yeah I saw that too.

  32. S.P.F.R.S.

    Alison who? Who the hell is Alison Sweeny?

  33. Trott Felipe owns this bitch. Fuck Taco Bell.

  34. dumbphuck

    #32 – who cares? all u need to know is the bitch stacked it hard lol

  35. imran karim


  36. Hollywoodchick

    I literally can not stop laughing!!!

  37. lattygirl

    32, 34- soap star. days of our lives.

  38. People falling down is funny. Oh yeah!

  39. iburl

    You know the janitor is at home watching this, laughing and gently patting his bottle of floor wax.

  40. Stupid Lisa!

    Could Carmen Electra be any more of a Media Slut? Seriousy, is there any job that attention whore WON’T take? Got a bad movie or pizza or taco to sell, give Carmen a call. She can’t sing or act, and apparently, she can’t walk down a runway. I think next week she’s appearing at the opening of a Ralph’s Supermarket on Topanga.

  41. woops and its not even fall

  42. ???? ???????

    ?? ???????? ??????????!!!!!!!

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