Carmen Electra

20040823_dave1.jpgCarmen Electra and Dave Navarro are planning on releasing a sex guide featuring their sexy tips on how to have sexy sex. As interesting as a Carmen Electra sex guide sounds, I’d be more interested in a Dave Navarro “Land Somebody Way Hotter Than You” guide. How that freakishly weird man-woman managed to wed Carmen Electra will boggle my mind for years. Maybe the secret to landing a former Baywaytch babe is to wear eye shadow and have the worst facial hair since Michael Moore.

Read Article [Carmen Electra releases own sex guide]