Good Morning, Carmen Ortega, And Other News

October 15th, 2013 // 29 Comments

- Zac Efron is showing up in public with random actresses so you’ll forget he was in rehab. [Lainey Gossip]

- Leonardo DiCaprio is banging this now. [Dlisted]

- I almost forgot Girls With Future Lower Back Problems. Goddamn you, Columbus! [theCHIVE]

- Robin Thicke even has his dad trying to convince people “Blurred Lines” isn’t rapey. [Fishwrapper]

- Selena Gomez fell off stage. [tooFab]

- These Kids Singing Dayman Will Melt Your Stupid Heart [BuzzFeed]

- Monika Jagaciak is your new Victoria’s Secret model. [Popoholic]

- It’s Helen Flanagan‘s 2014 calendar. [Hollywood Tuna]

- JoJo as a mermaid, anyone? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Wes Anderson is really branching out with his new movie. [Uproxx]

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  1. cdn phl

    she looks fit but at the same time, she looks really squat,especially her legs.

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    Deacon Jones
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    lolololol,

    Hollly SHIT!

  3. babbylegs

    Ooh gurl what are you doin’? Stop.

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    Deacon Jones
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    Man, Im not sure even a Silverback Guerrilla could satisfy that ass.

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    Cock Dr
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    It makes me wonder if there are other photos in these “buy the expensive bottle water because we relentlessly goaded you to do it with big fake titties” series…perhaps involving the bottles disappearing deep into an orifice.

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    LLBL
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    Ortega makes her taco pop.

  7. SamSpayed

    Are you fucking kidding me? They’re not blurred lines of consent. Try reading the fucking lyrics instead of trying to catch your own inferior spunk in your mouth.

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    o'chunt
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    That’s a meaty ass.

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    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    I am glad that whoever is going the cooking is basting this turkey regularly.

  10. I don’t like to judge, but I really wouldn’t like to be notable for basically being Lebron James’s jump off.

    I don’t get people sometimes…

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    Commented on this photo:

    looks a little too much like a male bodybuilder for my taste

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    Sheppy
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    Quite a lot of meat there.

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    Sheppy
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s tiny!

  14. Looking forward to Wes Anderson’s “Steaming Pile of Twee Bullshit with Nostalgia-Preying Soundtrack.”

  15. Carmen Ortega Swimsuit Photos Xtina Milani
    Commented on this photo:

    I want my own oompa loompa, too.

  16. AndrewMacCloud

    I wonder how much sperm she stores in that Ass

    Got the one and only walking talking, living Sperm bank ..
    Take a look at her ass, it’s Unreal
    And if you don’t believe what I say, just feel!!

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    elle
    Commented on this photo:

    ew

  18. anonym

    Who the fuck?
    Pornstar or wrestler?

    manly ass, fake tits, thunder thighs.

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    Haze Nihil
    Commented on this photo:

    No. Simply too much ass mass. Too much muscle. Uughh…

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    Skeeter
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d love to motorboat her ass and stick my tongue up her asshole as far as I can while tongue banging her.

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    Throb the Wonder Mule
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy Fuck Batman !
    Hot yet Scary

  22. Carmen Ortega Swimsuit Photos Xtina Milani
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    im going to throw up

  23. Can you imagine how large her breasts would be if she ever considered getting implants?

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