Carmen Electra & The Subtle, Understated Art of Dressing For A First Date

Carmen Electra and Travis Barker went on a date last night which isn’t really news because he plays in a band, so it was simply a matter of patience and using his engorged penis to not die in a a fiery plane crash. (Now you know the real story.) What is important is that Carmen wore an almost completely see-through outfit, and she’s a woman with the same name as Photo Boy. Because Carmen’s a girl’s name. He’s never heard that before in all 32 years of his life, so I thought it’d be fun to point that out to him. Jazz things up a bit.

Photos: Pacific Coast News