Carmen Electra & The Subtle, Understated Art of Dressing For A First Date

January 22nd, 2014 // 27 Comments

Carmen Electra and Travis Barker went on a date last night which isn’t really news because he plays in a band, so it was simply a matter of patience and using his engorged penis to not die in a a fiery plane crash. (Now you know the real story.) What is important is that Carmen wore an almost completely see-through outfit, and she’s a woman with the same name as Photo Boy. Because Carmen’s a girl’s name. He’s never heard that before in all 32 years of his life, so I thought it’d be fun to point that out to him. Jazz things up a bit.

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Would bang both said Carmens.

  2. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    Did it not occur to her he’s probably seen photos of her naked before this?

  3. MarketingMike

    I’m guessing 99% of the male population over 13
    can draw her breasts from memory. That said…
    A first date with Carmen is a lock, a sure thing,
    and you won’t need condoms. Oxygen, maybe…

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    JBJJ
    Commented on this photo:

    Good lord, I’d still throw her into the weeds. Yup, herpes and all.

  5. She’s still so fucking gorgeous. Physical perfection.

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    Hugh G. Rection
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope the photographer got the magic shot a half second later.

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    PunkA
    Commented on this photo:

    Her Spanx are showing.

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    Hugh G. Rection
    Commented on this photo:

    I long for the good old days when you had to look like Carmen Electra in order to be famous without any actual talent. Oh hi Kim!

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    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    I wonder what they talked about at dinner. It would be like trying to make small talk with someone who has a gun to your head.

    “Yeah, SO…(clears throat)…how bout American Idol? Simon’s such a dick, amiright??”

    “He’s not on the show anymore.”

    “Right!…..that’s right…”

  10. Bonky

    “Mom, dad, I’d like you to meet my girlfriend Carmen. DAD, TURN
    OFF THAT FUCKING FLOODLIGHT!”

  11. Question: When are women going to learn that sheer black outfits become transparent under photo flash??

    Answer: Hopefully never.

  12. lovecraft

    Can someone please remind me why this woman is a celebrity besides her fake boobs?

  13. She looks good but not sure I could do it. She was married to Rodman.

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    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Not to state the obvious but…holy shit her tits look great here.

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    Hogan
    Commented on this photo:

    Itd be a cheap date. Id have already cum during the starter so I could just head home.

  16. tk

    Still raising boners Carmen she should just change her name to Viagra.

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