Carmen Electra’s Breasts Are A Happy Post

August 12th, 2014 // 12 Comments

The last few posts have been about suicide, child molestation and sexual assault, but since the night is always darkest just before the dawn, here are Carmen Electra‘s breasts at The Expendables 3 premiere because I’ll never forsake you. Unless it’d be really funny then I won’t even hesitate. You’ll be like “Ah, shit!”

Photos: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News


  1. Carmen Electra Cleavage The Expendables 3 LA Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    So much better than a lot of women half her age.

  2. I love high waist pants!

  3. Don Draper's Dad

    This broad must drink unicorn blood or some shit.

  4. Jimmy

    She’s wearing her jeans higher than my grandfather does.

  5. She looks incredible, but 1999 called and wants their dress back.

  6. She has held up very well over the years.

  7. Carmen Electra Cleavage The Expendables 3 LA Premiere
    Crystal's Mom
    Commented on this photo:

    I love this chick. Seriously. She knows what she is and is a great sport about it. She’s a little minx.

    I say we appoint her to the UN as our representative. Seriously. Fuck Shirley Temple. She’s dead? Yeah, so what…fuck her.

  8. Carmen Electra Cleavage The Expendables 3 LA Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s got a plumber’s crack on her chest.

  9. D.

    Carmen Electra dresses in clothes that are made for twenty-somethings, not women her age (40ish).

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