Carly Rae Jepsen Nude Pics Hacked, Real Ones

July 25th, 2012 // 41 Comments
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I honestly don’t know much about Carly Rae Jepsen except she sings some song that I’ve successfully managed to avoid listening to. But now that there’s all this talk about (legitimate) naked stuff, I’m suddenly very interested in who she is and wish to provide her with media exposure on my Internet page. Wait. Do you think she knew that would happen and is using the very essence of journalism to her advantage? Nah. TMZ reports:

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … Jepsen’s camp received an anonymous tip about the pics back in March … and immediately called the Vancouver Police Department to report the cyber crime.
Cops jumped on the case … and confirmed the tip was legit, Jepsen HAD been hacked.
A rep for the Vancouver PD tells us an active investigation is underway “in regards to a theft of electronic property belonging to Jepsen.”
In fact, we’re told cops already have a potential suspect lined up.

According to Wikipedia, Carly Rae Jepsen flew a Y-Wing during the trench run against the first Death Star and was signed by Justin Bieber‘s label, so I’m going to say he hacked the pics but only so he could draw dicks all over them. “The world needs to see my art,” he probably said before putting in false teeth, transforming himself into The Dragon.

Photo: Getty, WENN


  1. Carly Rae Jepsen Teen Choice Awards
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    Let me guess, yet another iPhone gets hacked? What a shock. Thanks Steev Jobb, you’ve given us the gift that keeps on giving!

    • I hate Idiots

      You are a moron. GEt some knowledge about how phones work and come back later. Furthermore, Her computer was hacked not her Iphone. Get your facts straight you idiot. Lastly, you should spell Steve Job’s name correctly the man was a genius, billionaire, and philanthropist which is way more than anyone will ever say for you or anything you create. Please don’t breed, Sincerely The Rest of the World

  2. cc

    Well, if this is what we have to settle for in lieu of a porn tape, I’ll take it.

  3. Livinus Nwambe

    Is she even legal?

  4. virginia

    I still can’t believe she is 26, I thought she was 16.

  5. Jimbo

    So where are the naked pic? Back in the day fish dude you would have posted them. You have turned into a corporate pussy…

    • “sources tell us the photos in question are the real deal and have not seen the light of day “

    • Emma Watson's Vagina

      oh there is an alledged sex tape of her released. it was either her or a look a like . pretty much she sucked dick . no deep throat though. it was either on Drunkin stepfather or popaholic.

  6. I mentioned to my wife the other day that I wanted to shoot my load all over Jepsen’s bangs, and now every time “Call Me Maybe” comes on the radio (which is about every 15 minutes) she cringes. I can’t wait to tell her about this!

    Oh, and… don’t judge me.

  7. USDA Prime McBeef

    Would not call.

  8. Nope

    Guaranteed that when everything shakes out, we’ll find out she released her pics herself to get attention. Just like paris hilton. And kim whoretrashian. And every other stupid braindead slut who wants money & attention. This culture is so fucked up…

  9. Alright 4Chan … where are they? I know you guys have ‘em!! The world needs to see these before her 1 hit Wonder fades to black.

  10. CranAppleSnapple

    When I was a teen I would have wanted that jumpsuit. Ah, the embarrassing eighties.

  11. Meh. Her face looks like a prolapsed anus.

  12. Carly Rae Jepsen Teen Choice Awards
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    Like I said before, many celebrities have these nude pics ready for release whenever they need a little free publicity. All you got to do is wait and they’ll come out.

  13. Sheppy

    First time I’ve seen her (heard her far too many times)… gonna have to go for: ‘Meh, you can keep ‘em.’

  14. King Diamond


  15. tom

    We don’t care. We want Minka Kelly sex tape.

  16. tlmck

    And by the way, she just happens to have anew album coming out. Shocking coincidence?

  17. mrsmass

    jesus christ, i have no idea who this chick is.

  18. El Jefe

    I wish I cared enough about this chick to want to see her nude or her sex tape, but truthfully that fucking song makes me want to hit her in the head with a tire iron.

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  20. Lucky Luke

    Not surprising, she throws her number around like it’s nothing.

  21. Carly Rae Jepsen Teen Choice Awards
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    I LOOOOOOVE her necklace!

  22. jd

    another one hit wonder …….who cares?


    To get back my youth I would do anything in the world except take exercise get up early or be respectable.

  24. Carly Rae Jepsen Teen Choice Awards
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    Japanese idol fashion = not a win.

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  27. Murder

    Someday ill meet one of the creators of these view-hunting sites.. And then they will pay.

  28. uncle sam

    your a white star and surrounded by white people and a roach in the middle as if it was famous what happened to the get a rope days of a white woman been seen next to a roach in public and all you idiots think thas cool

  29. the chances are these are faked.

    every cute female celeb has to put up with faked photos and vids

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