Carey Hart is probably going to die

February 18th, 2008 // 37 Comments

Motocross star and Pink’s husband Carey Hart partied with friends at the Tabu Ultra Lounge in Vegas over the weekend. Judging by this widely circulated photo of him with a flirty hostess, Carey will undoubtedly lose a testicle or three when he gets home. Although to be honest, I’m surprised he’s still alive. I always assumed that after the honeymoon, the female devours the male then moves on to her next prey. That’s why I’ve stayed a dedicated bachelor for so long and slather myself in Tabasco sauce whenever I spend the night with a chick. That’s right, ladies, smart and sexy.

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Comments (37)

  1. oo | February 18, 2008 at 2:01 pm

    ooh baby

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  2. thia | February 18, 2008 at 2:02 pm

    carey hart knows that pink will kill him if he strays, he wouldn’t just give his life up for an ugly waitress.

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  3. Kelly | February 18, 2008 at 2:02 pm

    But I thought they had that whole “open” marriage thing…..

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  4. LL? | February 18, 2008 at 2:03 pm

    where the fuck did the ugly LL post go??

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  5. mamadough | February 18, 2008 at 2:04 pm

    he’s about 3 degrees of doucheness from criss angel

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  6. LL? | February 18, 2008 at 2:04 pm

    it’s back. but it disappeared for a min

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  7. meh | February 18, 2008 at 2:07 pm

    I would KILL my husband if I saw a picture of him with another girl like that. Ugly or not. That could just be the pregnancy hormones talking though…speaking of which…i’m hungry. Where’s my pizza?

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  8. hand puppet | February 18, 2008 at 2:10 pm

    no harm. she castrated him years ago

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  9. jokes on you | February 18, 2008 at 2:14 pm

    #2

    usually when i have heard of hetero couples having an “open ” what it means is the man can fuck around as long as the wife doesn’t find out. in this case, he’s fucked up cause a photo has been leaked and now she’s “found out” about itreally it doesn’t sound very open. sounds more “hidden” than anything with the don’t ask, don’t tell policy involved.

    however, when i’ve heard gay males refer to open relationships, they happily bring people home to share with their mate. clearly gay people are happier with the “open” title than straight couples.

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  10. jokes on you | February 18, 2008 at 2:15 pm

    #3

    that post was meant for you.

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  11. The Office Whore | February 18, 2008 at 2:16 pm

    at least she doesn’t look whore-ish….

    not in the slightest..

    Pink Hart blackend..

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  12. Caligula | February 18, 2008 at 2:17 pm

    Carey Hart will want to kill himself after seeing this pic of his wife posing with a model in a black dress.

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  13. tommy salami | February 18, 2008 at 2:18 pm

    i hate this asswipe.ever watch ink.he was an asshole to thomas his assisant manager i hope he breaks his fucking neck next time on his bike as for pink i would not fuck her for the fear she has a a cock 3” bigger than mine and thicker too

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  14. GUT THIS WHORE ALREADY | February 18, 2008 at 2:19 pm

    maybe he’s picking up a “gift” to share with pink. she’s all about the vag. i swear their marriage is a shame. they’re just “best buds” cause her penis is clearly bigger than his.

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  15. Jim | February 18, 2008 at 2:21 pm

    Silly story. It’s well known they have an open marriage. At any time he’s free to wriggle his ripped and bleeding asshole off of Pink’s giant cock, and attempt – whimperingly – to hook up with an actual anatomical female. Naturally she’s free as well, but so far she has restricted her extramarital urges to a series of extremely traumatized dogs (who somehow manage to drag themselves off to the local Human Society to self-inject the sleeper drugs).

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  16. deaconjones | February 18, 2008 at 2:29 pm

    god, I hope for his sake he has an open marriage, I couldnt get hard with Pink if my life depended on it.

    Who gives a shit about this, she lifted her leg and someone snapped a pic, its not its a sextape or something…..WEAK

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  17. Jennifer | February 18, 2008 at 2:40 pm

    Oh, can’t believe it. I saw his profile with some photos on BillionaireCupid dot com, where celebrities, pro athletes, beauty queens and wealthy singles mingle. The profile looks sincere and attractive. Maybe sometimes they really need a soul mate rather than a rich buddy. It’s said some celebs have found their perfect match there.

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  18. oscar | February 18, 2008 at 2:41 pm

    i had heard a looong time ago rumors about their open marriage too, but i also heard that SHE wasnt happy about and was really torn up. kinda goes along with that comment someone made about the guy tearing it up and the woman being unhappy.
    but i also have to say that he’s a celeb, hot women are going to want to get a pic with him. its not like he’s even being inappropiate. his one hand is on her waist and the other is behind his back and it looks like he is making an effort NOT to touch her. dunno.. i am not sure to make of it.

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  19. Auntie Kryst | February 18, 2008 at 2:45 pm

    @5 Good observation, I completely agree. I like the little hostess skank though. Vegas baby, Vegas.

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  20. Dr. Otto Van DerWahl | February 18, 2008 at 2:47 pm

    Childs of America,

    Protect thyself with rubber

    Dr. Van DerWahl

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  21. 10pound | February 18, 2008 at 2:57 pm

    Wait, wha? I thought Hart was gay? I thought he was all about Pink’s penis. This chick is probably just a phag-hag fruit fly.

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  22. Thomas | February 18, 2008 at 3:01 pm

    Pink is bi. He was shopping for their anniversary.

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  23. Tapeworm | February 18, 2008 at 3:10 pm

    What the fuck? So he’s got his arm around her – big deal. It’s not a photo with her on her knees sucking his cock.

    If it was a photo of her bent over a table and him fucking her from behind while high-fiving his friends, I could see that being a problem…..

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  24. brian | February 18, 2008 at 3:28 pm

    pink is an ugly skank i would be looking for other women too.

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  25. oakling | February 18, 2008 at 3:43 pm

    I’m waiting for her to write a song about this one…

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  26. kirsten dunst | February 18, 2008 at 5:40 pm

    everyone just assumes because shes pink and her face and body look the way they do that she can kick anyones ass i guess. shes probably the most annoying ugliest girl ive ever seen, honestly. you know how when you look at some people and they make you crry inside a little? yea, thats what she does to me. and honestl ythis jackass deserves anything thats coming to him if it actually is …for being such a fucking idiot. good job, photo op. idiot.

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  27. Lindsay | February 18, 2008 at 6:15 pm

    why is she so damn ugly. her calf looks hideous. Nasty… i’m sure pink won’t mind since this girls body looks like a troll’s.

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  28. Mr. Vegas | February 18, 2008 at 7:26 pm

    My best girl friend is part of the top club scene in Vegas. Carey Hart is infamous for cheating on Pink with hot, young club chicks. I know of several accounts where he got hot chicks drunk and slept with them.

    No hearsay just fact. I don’t know if he has an arrangement with Pink, but if not he is a cheating dog and has been that way for a while.

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  29. pinkdate | February 18, 2008 at 7:31 pm

    this is how the idols act, the gal is just crazy, she didnt realize that the guy is going to die .haha

    see the gal ‘s hot dancing video at PinkMingle.com , u wont miss it !!

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  30. Binky | February 18, 2008 at 8:55 pm

    Probably just a pink misidentification.
    After all – this guy wears sunglasses at night

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  31. George Q | February 19, 2008 at 1:53 am

    I would hit that hard. She is hot and if they do in fact have an open relationship then WTF? Why not? Nail as many as you can get your hands on! That will show just how open it is…

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  32. FreeJose | February 19, 2008 at 8:52 am

    Everyone is going to be dead someday and that looks like a great way to go out. Fucking hot.

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  33. Mal Gusto | February 19, 2008 at 10:11 am

    One problem with “the female devours the male”….Pink is a dude. She may make this guy spend a few extra minutes sucking on her semi-erect penis, but she can’t be too mad at him for wanting a girl with a vagina.

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  34. Blondamnation | February 19, 2008 at 5:55 pm

    #29???
    GOD I LIVE FOR THE ASSHOLE PROPAGANDA POSTING FOREIGNER’S POSTS that sound like they’re using a keyboard that shows different words than the rest of us read. that’s fucking funny..

    When Heather Ledger died, this is what you blessed us with: “he is my favorite. I am his big fan. Is he single now? .”
    Do you have to have an IQ to own a computer? How do you even know how to type if you’re that stupid? They must have keyboards you can talk to in your country.

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  35. Fernando | February 19, 2008 at 11:24 pm

    Who the hell is Heather Ledger?

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  36. Blondamnation | February 20, 2008 at 2:29 am

    fucking a right, #35!. I can’t believe I put Heather”, especially when I was ripping on someone for their posts.
    I blame it on my spellchecker for not recognizing the word ‘Heath” as a name.
    But sorry, my foreign friends. I meant Heath and I’m sure they didn’t mean to ask if he was single.

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  37. lexi | February 21, 2008 at 2:09 pm

    oh, honey, you’lll probably stay single cuz you’re a dumbass, you’re neither smart nor sexy.

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