Carey Hart is probably going to die
Motocross star and Pink’s husband Carey Hart partied with friends at the Tabu Ultra Lounge in Vegas over the weekend. Judging by this widely circulated photo of him with a flirty hostess, Carey will undoubtedly lose a testicle or three when he gets home. Although to be honest, I’m surprised he’s still alive. I always assumed that after the honeymoon, the female devours the male then moves on to her next prey. That’s why I’ve stayed a dedicated bachelor for so long and slather myself in Tabasco sauce whenever I spend the night with a chick. That’s right, ladies, smart and sexy.