Cara Delevingne & Naomi Campbell Allegedly Fought Like The Cats

“My eyebrows vill break you.”

Cara Delevingne and Naomi Campbell reportedly got into a fight over Rihanna Sunday night that Cara somehow walked away from which proves she’s immortal. Page Six reports:

A witness told Page Six, “Naomi accused Cara of ‘disrespecting’ Rihanna and started yelling, ­before Naomi pushed Cara, who pushed back.” Another witness added, “Cara pulled Naomi’s weave, but it didn’t come off.”
Naomi and Cara, along with Rihanna, have been spotted together at events for Paris Fashion Week. But the witness said, “Naomi was angry because she felt Cara had said something negative about Rihanna.”

And while none of the separate accounts involved phones being thrown making this whole ordeal suspect, I’m going to go ahead and side with this one:

A separate source said Naomi, 44, unexpectedly started ranting at Cara, 22, at the glamorous bash, with guests including Bianca Brandolini and Lauren Santo Domingo. The source said, “It was a noisy and packed party. Naomi was saying all these nonsensical things, she was ranting. There was a messy pushing match. Cara didn’t understand because there’s no problem between her and Rihanna. Cara didn’t want to be involved and was telling Naomi, ‘Get away from me!’”

Of course, the only way to know what really happened is to wait for the footage from the camera installed in Kendall Jenner’s left eye because Kris Jenner doesn’t so much raise children as she builds future cybernetic reality machines that you can fuck. It’s her calling.

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