Captain Hook Doesn’t Drive KITT…
and Other News

December 9th, 2010 // 32 Comments

(Yes, that’s David Hasselhoff, and this is literally what I have to work with today.)

- Reese Witherspoon might get married again. [Popeater]

- Aretha Franklin is gonna make it. [Dlisted]

- Everyone Loves Matt Damon [Lainey Gossip]

- Denise Richards still has it. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Joanna Krupa really wants you to see her cleavage. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Emma Stone filming the Spider-man reboot. [Popoholic]

- James Franco kissing James Franco. [Just Jared]

- Cameron Diaz pretends to be commercially viable love interest in Paris. [Popsugar]

- Lady GaGa’s wax figure might be a tad too flattering. [StarPulse]

- Katy Perry does Maxim. [Maxim.com]

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  1. Ok..he’s trying to do way TOO MUCH now, to stay in the spotlight..

  2. Hahahahaha I always knew Captain Hook as a gay pedophile!!! I betcha they love Pirate songs in Germany now!!!

  3. Cock Dr

    I wouldn’t mind having that gayed-up-on-steroids coat.
    It’s never too soon to start planning for next year’s Halloween costume.
    Obviously a very thin celebrity news day.

  4. Deacon Jones

    I once need a bottle opener THIS BIG.

  5. Deacon Jones

    What do you do with a drunken sailor,
    What do you do with a drunken sailor,
    What do you do with a drunken sailor,
    Earl-eye in the morning!

    [Chorus:]

    Way hay and up she rises
    Way hay and up she rises
    Way hay and up she rises
    Earl-eye in the morning

    Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
    Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
    Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
    Earl-eye in the morning!

    [Chorus]

    Put him in the hold with the Captain’s daughter,
    Put him in the hold with the Captain’s daughter,
    Put him in the hold with the Captain’s daughter,
    Earl-eye in the morning!

    [Chorus]

    What do you do with a drunken sailor,
    What do you do with a drunken sailor,
    What do you do with a drunken sailor,
    Earl-eye in the morning!

  6. Girly Gurl

    Yes show some more men on here! This place ain’t meaty enough and is usually quite fishy…if ya know what I mean.

  7. strit

    emma stone now looks wayyyyy too much like jaime pressly :/

  8. josh

    That guy has no self-esteem.

  9. Mortimer Duke

    This is a classic case of when the checks stop hitting the mailbox.

  10. Imate 12236969

    Damn he could lay on the floor and eat a whole bucket of KFC with that thing.

  11. Looks like he’s having a Captain Morgan moment on the way to the liquor store.

  12. Always bet on rough

    Don’t you have to possess tremendous skills to eat gin-moisten hamburgers off the floor with a hook?

  13. slapkatyperry

    He’ll crow. He’ll fight. He’ll fly. And then… he’ll die.

  14. slapkatyperry

    You know you’re not really Peter Pan, don’t you? This is only a dream. When you wake up, you’ll just be Peter Banning – a cold, selfish man who drinks too much, is obsessed with success, and runs and hides from his wife and children.

  15. jojo

    “Ahoy unemployment line.”

  16. demmy

    Denise Richards is slowly, but surely turning into Maria Shriver!

  17. David Hasselhoff Captain Hook KITT
    SuperT
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow. I never thought I would get more of a pedobear vibe from cpt. Hook than when Dustin Hoffman was after that little boy in Hook…but touche’ Hasselhoff…touche’

  18. Toby Weymiller

    I don’t have a lot of pubic hair.

  19. Doc Schweinstrudel

    he looks like that Catlady post op.

  20. wim

    NOPE BUT BEING AN ALCOHOLIC IS STILL SYNONYM TO HIM……

  21. Mark B

    Might be the least gay he’s been in some time now.

  22. Johnny Cage

    Ruuuufiooooooo…….Rufio…grrrrrrrrrrrrr

  23. Dorian Gray

    He’s a Pirate Of The Coruba

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coruba

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