‘Captain America: The Winter Soldier’ Has A Trailer

October 24th, 2013 // 11 Comments
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WATCH: 'Captain America: The Winter Soldier' Trailer

While the iTunes version continues to shit itself (Seriously, Marvel, you have a trillion Avengers money. C’mon.), here’s the official UK trailer for Captain America: The Winter Soldier which looks like everything the first movie should’ve been right down to mining the shit out of Ed Brubaker‘s epic run and making Cap bang Scarlett Johansson because she’s right there working with him so why go through all that trouble meeting somebody, learning their interests, ironing, yadda yadda yadda. That’s the American way.


  1. JC

    Damn, Hollywood is going to be shitting out two dozen of these lame re-hashed comic book movies per year pretty soon.

  2. The Bomb Cliche

    I was completely on board until I saw Scarlett Johansson’s in it. She’s the Neelix of the Marvel Universe. Only with bigger jugs. But Marvel, why can’t we have a Seven of Nine instead?!… how did this turn into a Voyager reference fest?

    • Dox

      I kind of always thought of her as more of a violent Deanna Troi. Assassin-Cheerleader who somehow went from mildly attractive to looking like a pear in costume.

  3. Deacon Jones

    Cool, the next Call of Duty looks bad ass!

  4. Kieran E

    First thought? SHIELD must have wasted so much money on that destroyed flying aircraft carrier.

  5. Really? Another comic book movie? (sigh)…Shut up and take my money!

  6. JimBB

    This will be a superhero movie like all superhero movies.

  7. To quote the great Spongebob Squarepants: “I’m Ready! I’m ready! I’m ready! I’m ready!”

  8. It looks awesome. A definite must see.

  9. Walter White

    Why is Faketits McNoseJobCan’tAct in this movie?

    • whatthe

      She is guaranteed work now that her character keeps appearing in this endless series of Marvel movies.
      Lucky cellulite-laden ass…

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