Captain America, or Captain America: The First Avenger, as absolutely no one is calling it, had its Los Angeles premiere last night and has already won over curmudgeony film critic Jeff Wells who openly dreams of “strafing fanboys” at Comic-Con. So, until I get my review up on Friday because I’m just a simple dick joke peddler left to fend for himself on these mean Internet streets – *adjusts cardboard underwear* – here’s a bunch of Hollywood types on the red carpet including Iron Man, Thor, Black Nick Fury and this chick who has really large breasts that explain all the rave reviews. “While I found the characters loquacious and pedantic, the juxtaposition of them titties make this a cinema tour de force of feel-good patriotism and dashing derring-do bouncin’ all up in my hizzy,” is something that Roger Ebert now wishes he wrote. (I drink your milkshake!)
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Nice phallic symbol pointing out where to insert your penis
It’s less of a dress and more of an instructional manual.
Too bad for Chris, he’s wearing Boob-Blocker sunglasses
They’re some titties.
Hayley Atwell is gorgeous. Loved her in the Pillars of the Earth mini-series. Those boobs are for me??
Hot.
I would like to see those boobies make a semen studded premiere in the back alley behind that theater.
I would like to see all the hard dicks jerking off to her right now…and her boobies too
Shall I send you my number, Vivian?
Goblin’s ears, Maiden’s breasts
And WTF with the ears? Jesus, the last time that hot hairstyle was in vogue was Victorian England. Killed everyone’s sexual urges back then, too.
whats with the stupid hooker stilt shoes?
I’m surprisingly excited to read your review. I’m seeing this one either way but I’m still looking forward to your opinion.
So far (in previews) the Red Skull looks a million times better than every previous attempt…and if the Skull doesn’t look good, the entire movie becomes a joke…so I’m optimistic.
after wes cage and drunken mel, the avg superhero’s just anticlimactic now. surely cage n mel could be cast with say reese w (who has a wicked ‘chinishing move’) and idk chris brown, and they can defend the honor or some shit somewhere. bet me that wouldn’t be more interesting
I don’t know what’s bigger, her tits or her chin.
Her chin, but I’m staring at her titsI don’t know what’s bigger, her tits
The real question is why is she not topless.
who is she?
Hayley Atwell
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2017943/
I hate Chris Evans’ upside down smile. Just showing your teeth does not equal smiling, sir.
eh if i had to hate on him it’s cos he’s probly a red sux fan
Those are some magnificent boobs
Me likey big boobs. MOAR!
One of the hottest redheads out there. Her hotness is under-appreciated.
Here’s my review: I like her boobs and am looking at them here. Just saved $12 on that movie.
not sure what to make of the nose situation
Sharon Osbourne and Neve Campbell had a lovechild? How is that possible?
Could he possibly look LESS like a superhero????? Yuck.
Raiden………… wins.
Bitch was in that Starz minseries, “The Pillars of the Earth”, & she put dem tetons on display.
NSFW Link:
http://www.zodcaps.com/moviepics/h/hayley_atwell_%28the_pillars_of_the_earth-s1e8%29720hd-das.jpg
Is she wearing pasties or does she have those giant freaky nipples that scare me?
I do believe the medical term for those is “scareolas”.
That’s because “terrifying clown nips” was already taken.
HAHAHAHAHA scareola.. those ain’t silver dollars they’re pizzas
Bless those!
Raiden……. won
Hotter than the Mexican broad she looks like
Who told him to wear these dumbass glasses?
She gets naked in “The Pillars of the Earth.” Beautifully, wonderfully, breastactically naked.
‘Captain Canada’ Had a maple-bar.
technically canada’s in america too.. and i read earlier he’s from boston not canada as prev thot..
Not sure if you’re just trying to be inflammatory or if you’re really that ignorant…
He looks like a bad Madame Tussauds wax version of a young Jack Nicholson.
Tony Stark was able to make this movie in cave! With a bunch of scraps!
Did they make those glasses out of the shield?
This guy is so, ridiculously Good Looking. He could make an entire career out of being….. wait a minute.
One of the sexiest mans ever. Ever ever ever. But he needs his beardy-scruff back. Boo on shaved faces say I!
GOd he is so f****ing hot. Loved him as Thor’
u know what that guy is thinking back there…..
He knows he doesn’t have to put on the 3D glasses until he’s in the theater, right?
Legolas has some massive tits.
He might be color blind but, god bless him, can still spot awesome titties in a green dress. Wait, make that a gray dress. Oh who give a shit. Nice boobies.
“Okay, Thor, we need to move it along. There’s not enough room for both you and Hayley Atwell’s breasts in the same shot.”
What’s with the woman holding up the photo in the background? Is she shouting “Justice for Matt Salinger”?
Bend’r Over…..Bend’r Over…..Bend’r Over Smack’r Ass and do it again!
do her feet even fit in those boats?
I’d take to those titties like Rocky to a speedbag!
So, going by these pics, it looks like 6 celebs showed up for this one!
Who knew Jaws had a great rack?!
Yet another hollywood midget.
May Britain always stand proud and tall. And turgid.
The new face of Just For Men