Remember Caprice Bourret? I think she used to be a pretty famous model sometime or another. Although I’m not sure if that was for her modeling or because she had her boobs insured for $100,000. Anyways, here’s her at the Spider Man 3 UK Premiere After Party, for no reason other than the best way to start off a morning is with pictures of a woman you can’t tell is either really hot or a dude. Or both. I’m so confused. *curls up into a ball and cries*
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jessiewessie | April 25, 2007 at 7:56 am
FIRST!
InvaderZim | April 25, 2007 at 8:00 am
Nice body/boobs… really bad nose.
teetee | April 25, 2007 at 8:05 am
She needs some lotion on those knee caps.
tits_on_snack | April 25, 2007 at 8:07 am
I don’t know who this scaley-knee’d tranny is. Nice dress, Morticia.
Superfish | April 25, 2007 at 8:09 am
wow! there’s a celebrity i haven’t done before…
but i wouldn’t do her. nope! i’d piss on her though.
JaeMae | April 25, 2007 at 8:09 am
Who wears a spider dress to the Spiderman premiere? Is is a costume party?
veggi | April 25, 2007 at 8:10 am
Paris’ long lost brother.
Superfish | April 25, 2007 at 8:10 am
so…is she like…famous? i mean, if she was tragically murdered, would she be all over the news with her…um, career? whatever that is.
Superfish | April 25, 2007 at 8:11 am
#7 that could just be Paris herself dressed up and FINALLY not looking like she could be a 13 year old guy
veggi | April 25, 2007 at 8:11 am
why #8? What are you thinking about doing?
frenchie | April 25, 2007 at 8:14 am
I wonder which hair is her real hair? I think she found the worlds longest platinum toupee.
That shredded ill-fitting frock makes her look like a two dollar whore. I guess you can’t buy good taste and class. She needs to go home and start over.
Fifth Stooge | April 25, 2007 at 8:17 am
Thank the lord someone that fake looking is still alive.
NicotineEyePatch | April 25, 2007 at 8:53 am
Taking clothes OFF before beating them against rocks is always a good plan.
NCDave | April 25, 2007 at 8:54 am
Her knees look like they lost a fight with 20-grit sandpaper.
bungoone | April 25, 2007 at 8:55 am
who?
td | April 25, 2007 at 8:58 am
Why do you need insurance for fake boobs? Can’t you just buy some new ones?
lambman | April 25, 2007 at 8:58 am
Who?
schack | April 25, 2007 at 8:58 am
#12- wouldn’t it be more like, “lord, have mercy! how is something this fake ALIVE?”
Juliabella | April 25, 2007 at 8:59 am
She needs to put some kick ass moisturizing lotion on her knees man!!! Girl, KY is not all you need in life!!!
Debutantejaim | April 25, 2007 at 8:59 am
If you ask me I think it’s a movable wax figure of what paris will look like in five years.
kamihi | April 25, 2007 at 9:00 am
Caprice is actually a successful businesswoman here in Britain, but you lot are welcome to take her back anytime (shes American) She has had so much plastic surgery and really for it all she doesn’t look that great, especially her face.
p911gt10c | April 25, 2007 at 9:13 am
#21 Agreed. She looked much better when she posed for Playboy.
rrd | April 25, 2007 at 9:20 am
I don’t think those boobs are fake. She has too much crap on her face, though, and way to bushy on the fake eyelashes. Hence, the tranny look
Fifth Stooge | April 25, 2007 at 9:24 am
#14- Or a berber carpet?
http://www.becklerscarpet.com/carpet/berber_carpet.php
Jimbo | April 25, 2007 at 9:28 am
I don’t care if her boobs are fake, if she has knoby knees, or has had a butt load of plastic surgery, this is much better than seeing a picture of that tranny Fergie, Courtney Love and her 70 era bush sticking out of the sides of her bikini or Britney Spears wearing the Big Lots wig and some stupid hat she snagged off the homeless lady
OxfordAngel | April 25, 2007 at 9:29 am
Amazing what a bit of make up and a c cup pair of tits can do for ones ego…
for the record this is a picture of her looking like a normal human, taken at christ churt college, oxford uni (apparently she doesnt know what tables are for)
http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/8996/n36808007311116745732aj3.jpg
FRIST!!! | April 25, 2007 at 9:30 am
Awwww….she’s the one Balki kept dry humping on Surreal Life
She’s actually a very sweet person, although if it weren’t for that show I would never have known who the hell she was.
OxfordAngel | April 25, 2007 at 9:31 am
http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/8996/n36808007311116745732aj3.jpg
jeeb | April 25, 2007 at 9:31 am
Her knees look like this because I was fucking her on all four all night long baby!
OxfordAngel | April 25, 2007 at 9:32 am
http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/
8996/n36808007311116745732aj3.jpg
sorry the thing kept breaking the link
PunjabPete | April 25, 2007 at 9:32 am
PHL – Paris Hilton Light…..
DrPhowstus | April 25, 2007 at 9:41 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA… love the blowjob knees.
p0nk | April 25, 2007 at 9:45 am
too bad she only insured her boobs. The rest of her looks like she was hit by a greyhound bus in a tornado. She could have cashed in big time.
whodatiz | April 25, 2007 at 9:58 am
she looks as crumby as my ass after a bout of explosive diarrhea
Jack Zodiac | April 25, 2007 at 10:10 am
Eh, I’ve fucked uglier women. If you pretend her body begins at her vagina and ends at her neck, you’re set!
LadyJane | April 25, 2007 at 10:31 am
I often wear big ugly man watches when I done up like a two-bit hooker.
jrzmommy♠ | April 25, 2007 at 10:40 am
No idea who she is.
ivve | April 25, 2007 at 10:45 am
Who?
chaunceygardner | April 25, 2007 at 11:09 am
Man, she’s got a serious case of witchface going on.
KoRneY | April 25, 2007 at 11:10 am
She looks kind of like a pornstar with clothes on.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 25, 2007 at 11:22 am
That’s it! I’m changing my name to Nissan LeBouche.
jrzmommy♠ | April 25, 2007 at 11:23 am
I’m changing mine to Boom Boom Del Vecchio
queeniemab | April 25, 2007 at 11:27 am
i like that spider web dress!!! oooo I WANT IT
Lowlands | April 25, 2007 at 11:44 am
I don’t know Caprice Bourret but her eyes looks a bit familiar to me.Does she have a younger sister?
MrSemprini | April 25, 2007 at 11:48 am
Fashion tip #148
Pushing-Forty should never dress like Early-Twenties.
julyper | April 25, 2007 at 12:18 pm
I stopped reading at “Remember Caprice Bourret?”. The answer is no.
The Nature Boy | April 25, 2007 at 12:56 pm
Ah anyone check out the mitts on this dude? Those soup bones look like the jawbones of two unfortunate asses.
Truthseeker013 | April 25, 2007 at 1:07 pm
Uhhhh…
WHO?
p0nk | April 25, 2007 at 1:08 pm
her boobs might be insured, but her chin is registered as a lethal weapon in 37 states.
Truthseeker013 | April 25, 2007 at 1:10 pm
Uhhhh…
WHO?