Candice Swanepoel is Important

Candice Swanepoel helped launch the new Incredible Bra by Victoria’s Secret yesterday, and I honestly don’t know what to say here without turning the site into AnalAvenger.com six months ahead of schedule. So if you don’t mind, I’m going to just quietly sit here muttering “humina humina humina” before biting my fist. *chomp*

That did absolutely nothing. You’ve deceived me again, television!

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