Candice Swanepoel in a Bikini

May 6th, 2011 // 62 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

I am reaching the tail end of my tenure of Vacation Mode and I realized that I’ve almost gone a full day without posting a hot young model scantily clad in some way. My apologies. Above is Candice Swanepoel doing a shoot for Victoria’s Secret who not long ago came under fire for the model’s drastically thin appearance at a recent event. Its a good thing they took all that criticism to heart and made her strap on the feed-bag because surely now every jealous woman who hates on this chick can take comfort in knowing that this will be looking back at them in the mirror. Don’t worry, the tears won’t affect the flavor of the mayo on those fries at all.

Photo: Fame

The Superficial is in Vacation Mode this week. Normal posting resumes Monday, May 9.


  1. Deacon Jones

    {cums in pants at work}

  2. Deacon Jones

    “I’m feeling a little, ooh, anxious if you know what I mean. It’s been about six hundred years after all. I wonder where a guy, an everyday Joe like myself, can find a little *action*.”

    {starts dancing}

  3. Polk

    Can you imagine a world where every woman was this hot or hotter?

  4. Cardinal Fang

    Airbrushed out the lower lips I’m guessing. You don’t have a spread like that and not have a lump or two.

  5. Snow J. Frost

    I think it would be hotter watching Candace eat fries with mayo, but these pics will suffice. For now.

  6. TomFrank

    Fries with mayo? These jealous women you speak of…are they all European?

  7. She reminds me of watching old movies with hot chicks. You see them and you’re like, I would totally do her, but then you realize she’s 89 years old now, and you can’t get that picture out of your head. But then you realize, finally you have a chance with them.

  8. Candice Swanepoel Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I be smiling too if I had tits and a vagina.

  9. Jillia

    Not that she isn’t quite the specimen to look at, but YAWN! I can see a million of these kinds of perfectly photoshopped pics in the catalogs Victoria’s Secret likes to litter my mailbox with. What’s up with that? This happens with Miranda Kerr alot too I’ve noticed. Perhaps someone’s getting paid with this. Whatever. Post some candids please!!!

    • Mandy

      I agree. This woman is gorgeous (all VS models are), but in these photoshop pics, they all end up looking kind of the same.

  10. It had to be said

    I think I went to high school with that guy.

    Here’s the thing, if I wouldn’t pay $20 for a lap dance, she isn’t hot.

  11. mike

    eh i prefer miranda kerr. especially with her hot mommy body.

  12. meh…sorry, but skinny isn’t the same as “hot” to me. She certainly is slim, but nothing particularly noteworthy.

  13. Holland

    Sofia Vergara; now THAT’S a woman who could sell some of those bra’s & panties

  14. I don’t understand all this crap she got about being ‘too skinny’. Yeah, she’s super thin, but she’s the same size(if not a little bigger) as Alessandra Ambrosio and some other VS models but nobody gave them hell??

    • J

      Yeah usually I’d say the same thing, but if you look up the pics people are talking about with her and Alessandra Ambrosia and Andrianna Lima at some photo call like a month back, she didn’t look like this. She really was looking like she’d overdone it and needed to put back on a few pounds. And I am not one that thinks every thin girl needs to eat a sandwich, I usually always disagree with people when they say someone is too thin. But here…I’m nothing short of envious, and she looks great here. Arggg my stupid non-supermodel genes!

  15. Candice Swanepoel Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks hot… but those ribs poking out looks very photoshopped. Why photoshop bones poking out of a woman who’s already skinny?

  16. Zopi

    As a woman, I don’t think she is too thin. I think shes absolutely gorgeous and has a great body. I mean come on, who wouldn’t mind looking that nice in a bikini!? haters gotta hate! :)

  17. dario

    I think she is still fat;

  18. dontlooknow

    Big deal, Candace Flagpole in a bikini.

  19. sunnyroberto

    Call me old fashioned, but I just think that swimsuit models should have curves.

  20. Dino Spumoni

    Is everyone too busy fapping to her concave stomach to notice that she jacked Michael Phelps’ shoulders?!

  21. Candice Swanepoel Bikini
    Fa Nay Nay
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s gorgeous

  22. She’s the only bikini model they use Photoshop to fatten up.

  23. Jovy


  24. the captain

    most americans use these kind of pictures to masturbate.

  25. Yawn…Another bulimic with the body of a 15-year- old-male swimmer that the sheep drool over because they think they’re supposed to.

    When did it become fashionable for women to NOT look like women??

    • rachel

      you’re either a fat chick, or you’re blind. google candice’s candids, she looks nothing like 15 year old male swimmer .

  26. devilsrain


  27. whaaaat the majority of the comments thus far are not SEE GIRLS THIS IS WHAT YOU SHOULD LOOK LIKE. i am surprised and confused. i don’t think she looks too skinny, but very close.

  28. KumaTenshi

    This is what happens when you wear a too tight top with major padding….gives the illusion of having major wonk boobs!

  29. Candice Swanepoel Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    my god….. jizz

  30. Is it just me or does she look like Cameron Diaz? Nothing really special about this chick, she has a really gummy smile. Airbrushing can do wonders!!

  31. While she is serious hot, that padded bikini makes her look odd.

  32. Candice Swanepoel Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    you have some mayo on your chin…. fat ass.

  33. Candice Swanepoel Bikini
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    Blonde Megan Fox!

  34. IntelligentAsFellasGet

    Kate Upton is hotter, this chick is as skinny as a blade of grass. She also has some weird Uma Thurman thing going on with her face.

    • erica

      im a girl and i agree, but while kate upton has nice boobs and curves, candice has a way more beautiful shape and figure, kate has no waist or hips, but candice does, but shes just so thin
      but i prefer kate still and her face is more beautiful than candice’s
      i dont like candice’s face her face structure reminds me of the guy from the Saw movies

  35. WMR

    Yea, this chick is definitely GIFTED. She belongs on some millionaire’s arm!

  36. Candice Swanepoel Bikini
    Felix the Cat
    Commented on this photo:

    She makes even my Mom’s outfit look good….. sigh.

  37. Candice Swanepoel Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    cameron diaz looks great!

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