Candice Swanepoel’s Butt Deserve Its Own Post
In case you haven’t noticed the past three mornings have started with bikini photos that are light years better than the typical fare, there’s a massive Victoria’s Secret photo shoot happening in St. Barts right now. More importantly, pictures are being taken of Candice Swanepoel’s butt, which is probably the most dynamic and important news I’ll bring you all day. And that’s including Naked Chipmunk Dildo Parade because, let’s be honest, nobody’s shocked by that. There are nuns who’ve accepted Miley Cyrus’ vagina as our new norm. It’s like looking at toast.