Candice Swanepoel’s Ass Will Make It All Better

March 3rd, 2014 // 14 Comments

I just dropped the most horrible news you’ll ever hear in your life into your lap, so to make up for that here are 25 shots of Candice Swanepoel‘s spectacular ass in a bikini. Think of me as a drill sergeant who breaks you apart only to rebuild you again except without any clear, discernible goal and/or purpose in mind. Especially not one that has something to do with all the fertilizer in my basement. I don’t know what you’re talking about. NOW DROP AND GIMME TWENTY.

Photos: INFphoto

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  1. Candice Swanepoel Ass Bikini
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    I now know what the Nazi soldiers saw when they opened the Arc. I expect my face to melt any moment.

  2. Definitely her best angle. Her weird Down’s Syndromy face doesn’t get in the way this time.

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    Deacon Jones
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    I would pay money to watch her have bowel movements.

    That is all/

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    Cock Dr
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    Yeah, she’s got a little cellulite dimple there on the one cheek. What a fatso.

  5. Candice Swanepoel Ass Bikini
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    these pics are a bit redundant. But then again, it did take me 35 minutes to get to the third one.

  6. Candice Swanepoel Ass Bikini
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    wait! wait! let me get my thermos!

  7. Kimmykimkim

    Something happened to it. It fell down or something.

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    The Pope
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    Mini-Tommy Lee would hit it. With a tennis racket.

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    tlmck
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    If that’s not the best in the business, I don’t know what is.

  10. Pikacu

    That ass would cure cancer.

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    Hamlet
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    Nevermind dat ass…is that a Dan Cortez sighting?

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    bash
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    who the fuck is fucking her ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    i want to fuck her ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    bash
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    wait wait let me get my dick beneath ur ass

  14. That ass is right there with Biel’s ass for the most elite ass on the planet.

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