Candice Swanepoel’s Ass Will Make It All Better
I just dropped the most horrible news you’ll ever hear in your life into your lap, so to make up for that here are 25 shots of Candice Swanepoel‘s spectacular ass in a bikini. Think of me as a drill sergeant who breaks you apart only to rebuild you again except without any clear, discernible goal and/or purpose in mind. Especially not one that has something to do with all the fertilizer in my basement. I don’t know what you’re talking about. NOW DROP AND GIMME TWENTY.