Good Sweet Goddamn Morning, Candice Swanepoel In A Bikini, And Other News

May 28th, 2013 // 28 Comments

- Chris Pine really is Captain Kirk. [Lainey Gossip]

- Chris Brown could go to prison for allegedly hitting a woman with his car then leaving the scene, and no, not Rihanna this time. [Dlisted]

- Girls With Future Back Problems are an America worth dying for. [theCHIVE]

- Mariah Carey‘s breast almost gave your grandmother a heart attack on Good Morning America. [tooFab]

- I’m probably going to be owned by Yahoo! soon. [BuzzFeed]

- Vanessa Hudgens does cosplay now. [Popoholic]

- Kate Upton has trouble going stealth. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes can’t stop banging each other. Have they tried marriage? [Celebslam]

- Hayden Panettiere‘s still tweeting bikini pics. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Is that Stacy Keibler‘s underwear?! Check for George Clooney‘s semen. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Graphic lesbian sex: The key to winning a prestigious film festival, and my heart… [FilmDrunk]

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  1. She has really tiny tits, but that ass is begging to be destroyed

  2. Candice Swanepoel Butt Bikini
    Snooki's Taint
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    After the blowjob, how about getting a nose job?

  3. Candice Swanepoel Butt Bikini
    cc
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    Destined to become one of the most notable pictures in history.

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    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    What I said earlier? How about the ‘The 8 pictures destined to become the most famous in history.’

  5. dark matter

    that ass should have it’s own TV show. come on E!

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    Bill Clinton
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    Hmmm…. She has what appears to be a belly-button on her left hip.

  7. Candice Swanepoel Butt Bikini
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    And that would be two “Bitch”, one “What are you looking at?” one “I like boogie boards!” and one “Sweet Jesus, THIS is why I go to the beach instead of the hotel pool.”

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    Cock Dr
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    She should never wear pants…..ever.

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    Legal Secretaries Need Love Too
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    I didn’t believe in God until I saw this.

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    Fred
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    best picture on the internet EVER!!!!

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    Fred
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    WOW!!!!

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    Deacon Jones
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    oh dear lord

  13. Jimmy

    I believe she may shit turds of pure gold.

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    Deacon Jones
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    There are few things that would motivate me enough to become an evil dictator and conquer the world….having her as my sex slave would be one of them

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    Matt
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    immaculate.

  16. Candice Swanepoel Butt Bikini
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    I know you all are going to call this guy a fag for not checking out her ass while she’s taking off her pants but those 12 year olds were playing one MEAN game of Marco Polo

  17. Candice Swanepoel Butt Bikini
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    I’m not ashamed to admit, I would do vile vile things to that ass

  18. donkeylicks

    Not to be the asshole who complains about the caviar being room temperature, but why are there no front shots here.

  19. cc

    Just coming back one more time to say OMFG that is magnificent.

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    Fred
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    perfection!

  21. Candice Swanepoel Butt Bikini
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    Dude looks like a Kennedy but in Miami not at Martha’s vineyard?

  22. Christian

    Great body and a cute girl but she’s nothing special here in certain parts of Scandinavia..I see hotter girls everyday..

  23. gigi

    perfect. so f*ing perfect

  24. Candice Swanepoel Butt Bikini
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    I love that little dimple

  25. Candice Swanepoel Butt Bikini
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    Quick, who makes that bikini?

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