Good Sweet Goddamn Morning, Candice Swanepoel In A Bikini, And Other News

By: The Superficial / May 28, 2013

- Chris Pine really is Captain Kirk. [Lainey Gossip]

- Chris Brown could go to prison for allegedly hitting a woman with his car then leaving the scene, and no, not Rihanna this time. [Dlisted]

- Girls With Future Back Problems are an America worth dying for. [theCHIVE]

- Mariah Carey’s breast almost gave your grandmother a heart attack on Good Morning America. [tooFab]

- I’m probably going to be owned by Yahoo! soon. [BuzzFeed]

- Vanessa Hudgens does cosplay now. [Popoholic]

- Kate Upton has trouble going stealth. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes can’t stop banging each other. Have they tried marriage? [Celebslam]

- Hayden Panettiere’s still tweeting bikini pics. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Is that Stacy Keibler’s underwear?! Check for George Clooney’s semen. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Graphic lesbian sex: The key to winning a prestigious film festival, and my heart… [FilmDrunk]

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