Candice Swanepoel’s in a Bikini

August 12th, 2011 // 72 Comments

“How was my day? Oh, the usual. Stood around staring into Victoria’s Secret models asses with a smirk on my face. Same old, same old.”

I make a lot of jokes about stereotypes: Women are terrible drivers, black people love fried chicken, Republicans are all secretly homosexuals, Eskimos covet our gratuitous access to fleece, etc. But the one stereotype I conveniently avoid is how men are huge fucking whiners because, my god, are we babies. And that’s how you trap us. (Write that one down.) So here’s Candice Swanepoel in a bikini to compensate for the man-meat I’ve been tossing the ladies – and gentleman callers – all week. If this was an orgy, I just reached around all of you because that’s how deep I love. That’s how deep.

Photo: Fame

superficial

  1. Nice ass shots to fap to later.

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    Jiggolo
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    heaven

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    MisterSuccint
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    Victoria’s Secret has a punk collection now?

  4. Erica

    she looks great here, it’s nice to see she’s put back on some weight. beautiful little butt too.

  5. My Left Nut

    Good God that’s perfection.

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    My Left Nut
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    My new laptop wallpaper.

  7. Marceelf

    I’m anxiously waiting to see if the men start crying because it’s pics of Candice in a bikini AGAIN. She does look amazing. Now put a similar Skarsgard pic up. Why is he always fully clothed? Look, I can whine just like a man!

    • My Left Nut

      Oh I bet you’d win hands down.

    • Casey

      I know, right? More of the same Candice, just with a little extra fat.

      • Casey

        Oh, the site must have read my mind…got a pop up of a Fright Night ad right after I clicked submit. Colin Farrell = delicious.

      • Marceelf

        Love Colin. Interesting that the highest number of fb likes lately for Superficial have involved his postings of Skarsgard. Women like to see hotness unclothed just as much as the guys!

    • Frank Burns

      If you want to see a pick of Skargard in a bikini, then you really are on the wrong site. I think. Perhaps you can post some pics of yourself in a bikini, so that Fish doesn’t have to post more Candice?

      • Marceelf

        Umm, did I attempt to compare myself to Candice? Or did I say she is amazing? She is a stunningly beautiful woman with a great body. So now can’t the boys tolerate a few Skarsgard pics without endless bitching?

  8. shawna

    she def put on some weight. good!

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    TomFrank
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    “Hold it a sec, Candice, that bow’s not straight…still not straight…still no…no…hang on…no…”

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    JuggNuttz
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    my face needs to have a personal meeting with her ass.

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    TomFrank
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    “And what do we do with food, Candice? That’s right!…”

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    Hank
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    Fish could do us all a favor and add a slideshow feature so we can fap uninterrupted.

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    Hank
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    I know exactly why that man is smiling.

  14. WOW mooi lekker :D THAT’S how you wind up a tough week! that and blink 182 tonite.. happy/safe weekend all~

  15. cc

    Pic 7 is on its way to the framing shop as I write this.

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    TomFrank
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    Throw out your hands, stick out your tush, hands on your hips, give ‘em a push, you’ll be surprised you’re doing the French Mistake—voilà!

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    Cock Dr
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    She is very cute.

  18. Frank Burns

    Thanks, Candice! Keep up the good work!

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    Cock Dr
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    Blessed are those with no cellulite, may they may stick out their bikini clad asses for the viewing wonderment of us all. Amen.

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    SIN
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    Every single shot is GREAT!!! That’s an onion ass. So sweet it brings twars to your eyes.

  21. catapostrophe

    That should be “models’ asses”.

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    SIN
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    Not one bad photo in the entire set.

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    Pete
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    CLONE THIS, MODERN SCIENCE!

    If we, as a people, are willing to spend $50 billion on afreaking space shuttle, can’t we agree to spend $100 billion to replicate this?

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    Pete
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    My penis just had an imaginary meeting with that ass. Time for a nap.

  25. MeMo

    Too thin put on some weight skinny.

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    Why does Sawyer from Lost have a front butt?

  27. Jasmine

    YAWN! I don’t see why some men think she’s so hot….She’s so plain

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    John
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    It’s a sheet dumb ass, not a cloak, move.

  29. See Alice

    She is a beautiful women . Don’t worry about her getting to thin,. VS won’t let it happen.

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    Mike Walker
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    Hmmm… want to touch the hiney.

  31. reality is hard tits

    Shes gorgeous, stunning

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    28-Tyla Rattray
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    She’s the bomb, #1 in the top10!

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    TechNut
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    Yeah by far the best of the VS girls…she is just about perfect…I’d build a little nest in her ass and never come out.

  34. Candice Swanepoel Bikini
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    Oy vey!!!!! Oy Vey!!!!! OY VEY!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Ah, yesssss!!!!)

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    Ahhhh!!! The perfect pose!

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    Doll's Eyes
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    This, my friends, is why anal sex was invented.

    • Haylee

      anal sex? or doggy style? cuz if it’s anal sex then u must be gay. u want shit in your dick??? i dont understand

      • Diego

        Are you stupid… Anal sex is the best, look this perfect girl, in this pose… every man wants to fuck her in the ass, Candice is one of the models with more “anal sex comments” ever… if you think anal sex is for gays…get a life dude.

      • Vicky

        For men is really difficult not to think in anal sex with Candice, she knows it, she always plays with it, her butt is so well known…

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    Doll's Eyes
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    I would give a year of my life to be this girl’s index fingers for just one week.

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    Ermine vanden Penis
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    i think it we could work our way up to the entire fist and part of the wrist.. in, oh, about three weeks (and several fist-fulls of crisco)

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    barkerman
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    haha… dude on the left is totally sportin’ wood.

  40. Arzach

    This just made my day

  41. tlmck

    This girl is so ugly that I need to do an up close personal inspection to see what causes it.

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    Dan
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    “Who’s next?”

  43. the chief

    she stopped eating three weeks before these photo’s were taken.

  44. Michael

    Hell froze over if there’s some big fans of Candace Swanepoel coming out of the woodwork to here.

  45. Angus

    The dude with the black shirt must be gay because those shorts he is wearing are too short and a bit tight to hide the boners he should be getting from his job.

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    A.T.
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    words cant describe how amazing this ass is!

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    Joe Mahma
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    As long as I have a face, she’ll always have a place to sit.

  48. Mark

    Damn she’s hot. I wish I was a guy instead of the troll genetics cursed me to be so at least I could pretend to dream I had a chance with her.

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    Diego
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    Look how the guy look at her ass… She has the best butt ever, it’s irresistible.

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    Diego
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    Esta foto es demasiado. Muy muy zarpada, que sexy esta y como se para levantando la colita.
    Ella sabe que todos quiero cojerla por el culo, lo tiene super claro.
    Su culo es la fantasía de muchos hombres, casi todos.

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