“How was my day? Oh, the usual. Stood around staring into Victoria’s Secret models asses with a smirk on my face. Same old, same old.”
I make a lot of jokes about stereotypes: Women are terrible drivers, black people love fried chicken, Republicans are all secretly homosexuals, Eskimos covet our gratuitous access to fleece, etc. But the one stereotype I conveniently avoid is how men are huge fucking whiners because, my god, are we babies. And that’s how you trap us. (Write that one down.) So here’s Candice Swanepoel in a bikini to compensate for the man-meat I’ve been tossing the ladies – and gentleman callers – all week. If this was an orgy, I just reached around all of you because that’s how deep I love. That’s how deep.
Photo: Fame
Nice ass shots to fap to later.
Fish really needs to add a slideshow function to picture sets like this. ‘Cause my hands are busy!
Nice idea Hank.
You mean to fap to now . . fap fap fap fap *oh yah!*
heaven
Victoria’s Secret has a punk collection now?
she looks great here, it’s nice to see she’s put back on some weight. beautiful little butt too.
Yeah, she’s a cutie for sure.
I was just thinking it looked like she had downed a couple burgers since the last pictures I perused. She’s looking good!
Good God that’s perfection.
Yep.
My new laptop wallpaper.
I’m anxiously waiting to see if the men start crying because it’s pics of Candice in a bikini AGAIN. She does look amazing. Now put a similar Skarsgard pic up. Why is he always fully clothed? Look, I can whine just like a man!
Oh I bet you’d win hands down.
I’m a disgrace to my gender, I”m not much of a whiner.
I know, right? More of the same Candice, just with a little extra fat.
Oh, the site must have read my mind…got a pop up of a Fright Night ad right after I clicked submit. Colin Farrell = delicious.
Love Colin. Interesting that the highest number of fb likes lately for Superficial have involved his postings of Skarsgard. Women like to see hotness unclothed just as much as the guys!
If you want to see a pick of Skargard in a bikini, then you really are on the wrong site. I think. Perhaps you can post some pics of yourself in a bikini, so that Fish doesn’t have to post more Candice?
Umm, did I attempt to compare myself to Candice? Or did I say she is amazing? She is a stunningly beautiful woman with a great body. So now can’t the boys tolerate a few Skarsgard pics without endless bitching?
she def put on some weight. good!
“Hold it a sec, Candice, that bow’s not straight…still not straight…still no…no…hang on…no…”
my face needs to have a personal meeting with her ass.
“And what do we do with food, Candice? That’s right!…”
Fish could do us all a favor and add a slideshow feature so we can fap uninterrupted.
I know exactly why that man is smiling.
WOW mooi lekker :D THAT’S how you wind up a tough week! that and blink 182 tonite.. happy/safe weekend all~
You too dude! Have fun!
Pic 7 is on its way to the framing shop as I write this.
Throw out your hands, stick out your tush, hands on your hips, give ‘em a push, you’ll be surprised you’re doing the French Mistake—voilà!
She is very cute.
Thanks, Candice! Keep up the good work!
Blessed are those with no cellulite, may they may stick out their bikini clad asses for the viewing wonderment of us all. Amen.
Every single shot is GREAT!!! That’s an onion ass. So sweet it brings twars to your eyes.
Sam Rockwell, The Winning Season
That should be “models’ asses”.
Not one bad photo in the entire set.
CLONE THIS, MODERN SCIENCE!
If we, as a people, are willing to spend $50 billion on afreaking space shuttle, can’t we agree to spend $100 billion to replicate this?
My penis just had an imaginary meeting with that ass. Time for a nap.
Too thin put on some weight skinny.
Why does Sawyer from Lost have a front butt?
YAWN! I don’t see why some men think she’s so hot….She’s so plain
Jasmine, maybe your not-so-plain features will be rewarded on another planet. I hear Mars needs Asses the size of Cars
Now that’s funny!
Looks like I’m going to Mars!
Don’t let the door slap you in the ass…
It’s a sheet dumb ass, not a cloak, move.
She is a beautiful women . Don’t worry about her getting to thin,. VS won’t let it happen.
Hmmm… want to touch the hiney.
Shes gorgeous, stunning
She’s the bomb, #1 in the top10!
Yeah by far the best of the VS girls…she is just about perfect…I’d build a little nest in her ass and never come out.
Oy vey!!!!! Oy Vey!!!!! OY VEY!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Ah, yesssss!!!!)
Ahhhh!!! The perfect pose!
This, my friends, is why anal sex was invented.
anal sex? or doggy style? cuz if it’s anal sex then u must be gay. u want shit in your dick??? i dont understand
Are you stupid… Anal sex is the best, look this perfect girl, in this pose… every man wants to fuck her in the ass, Candice is one of the models with more “anal sex comments” ever… if you think anal sex is for gays…get a life dude.
For men is really difficult not to think in anal sex with Candice, she knows it, she always plays with it, her butt is so well known…
I would give a year of my life to be this girl’s index fingers for just one week.
i think it we could work our way up to the entire fist and part of the wrist.. in, oh, about three weeks (and several fist-fulls of crisco)
haha… dude on the left is totally sportin’ wood.
This just made my day
This girl is so ugly that I need to do an up close personal inspection to see what causes it.
“Who’s next?”
she stopped eating three weeks before these photo’s were taken.
Hell froze over if there’s some big fans of Candace Swanepoel coming out of the woodwork to here.
The dude with the black shirt must be gay because those shorts he is wearing are too short and a bit tight to hide the boners he should be getting from his job.
words cant describe how amazing this ass is!
As long as I have a face, she’ll always have a place to sit.
Damn she’s hot. I wish I was a guy instead of the troll genetics cursed me to be so at least I could pretend to dream I had a chance with her.
Look how the guy look at her ass… She has the best butt ever, it’s irresistible.
Esta foto es demasiado. Muy muy zarpada, que sexy esta y como se para levantando la colita.
Ella sabe que todos quiero cojerla por el culo, lo tiene super claro.
Su culo es la fantasía de muchos hombres, casi todos.