These Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pics Are Much Better

September 13th, 2012 // 48 Comments
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Yesterday, I posted some Candice Swanepoel bikini pics that were just okay and had to compete against Doutzen Kroes looking, no exaggeration, the best I’ve ever seen her look. It was like putting McLovin in a fistfight with Superman after giving Superman Hulk hands that explode on impact. In the meantime, my little Texas Children’s Hospital cancer kids DVD rally might have petered out and hardened my cynical shell, but I’m still sending them a little something. Namely these pics so they can just toss all their chemo machines in an alley somewhere. In fact, they can probably just get rid of the whole building and have people walk into a tent where they look at these photos for five minutes. It’ll revolutionize modern medicine.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Candice Swanpeoel Bikini Victorias Secret
    Smapdi
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    She has a mild case of the unfortunate condition “Diaz Face,” in which if the lighting is wrong a generally pretty face can suddenly jump to scary.

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    Mr. Poop
    Commented on this photo:

    MOooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo

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    Mr. Poop
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    I’d lick those fingers after that

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    LegMan
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    Boy, would that melt in your mouth!

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    This gal needs a protein shake.
    The menfolk are probably already mixing some up for her.

  6. MM

    That’s a nice ass…mind if I wear it as a hat?

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    Deacon Jones
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    That little dimple is where I blew my load when we had a one night stand last year in Hawaii

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    henryhill
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    “Oh God, I wish I was a Loofah!”

  9. cc

    That’s strange…when I look out my pool all I see are potted plants and a sleeping cat. I must be doing something wrong.

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    jamal
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    6/10

  11. Deacon Jones

    I’m willing to bet when she has a bowel movement, angels gently sing in the background.

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    Mike
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    2/10

    no ass. just a flat board. nothing to see here, move along, move along.

    • LegMan

      You guys are nuts. Women can keep those kinds of asses going for a long time. The Kardashian types turn into, well, Kardashian types, in a few years. Then you’re stuck with a fat-ass, pear shaped, moustached hose bag.

    • See Alice

      You like the fat ass sweaty skidmarks . ?

    • splashsos

      100% no ass. I love an ass that has that crease where it meets the thighs and jiggles when she walks. Gotta have 2 handfuls at the least. Women spose to have curves. Don’t understand the obsession with tall, lanky boards that 8 out of 10 times look manly in the face.

    • Stupid

      This is way more than you’ll get in your lifetime.

    • richie

      You’re fucking nuts. This girl’s a 12 to 99% of the male and female populus.

      • Mike

        no. my girlfriend has a nicer ass than her. that’s the owrst ass ive ever seen. looks like a flat white board.

  13. little turtle head

    WOW SHE JUST GAVE ME A RAGING 4 INCH HARD ON!!!!!!! AND IM BLACK BY THE WAY!!!

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    lily
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    incredibly lovely woman! look at that waist to hip ratio, god i love her

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    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    effortlessly beautiful!

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    lily
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    amazing bone structure. i cant get enough of my candice :)

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    lily
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    she looks so good, thin and feminine! looks like she gained a few lbs because she was looking a bit gaunt recently. hope she stays this way and doesnt lose another pound

    • Hank Hill

      You must be caucasion. I find its really only caucasion americans who find the whole 12 year old boy body attractive on women.

      • Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

        “caucasion”?

        Dude, enough already. Women come in different shapes. This one’s thin but she’s pretty and DOES NOT resemble a 12-year-old boy.

        Maybe you should post a photo of your significant other and let us compare…

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    Gin&Tonic
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    seriously, what is that thing? ass dimples are much higher, it looks like an olde timey smallpox vaccine except those are usually on the upper arm so her pediatrician must’ve been a perv

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    Anderson Pooper
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    I could overlook the hammer toes just to bury my face in that.

  20. Candice Swanpeoel Bikini Victorias Secret
    Commented on this photo:

    I agree she looks great but that skinny body wouldn’t be much use sexually and therefore she isn’t anything special.

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    Peter Griffen
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    It’d be like screwing a bag of bones. I want some meat!

  22. Darling

    She is beautiful but definitely lacking up top compared to VS pictures. It is so annoying that they enhance her so much digitally because it makes it so hard to judge the fit of the clothes she is modeling.

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    Youssif
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    She’s got a sexpot face and is newly legal but selrsuoiy, this isn’t helping anyone’s self esteem issues. I mean, yay, a whole centimeter of extra skin! I don’t have to have a washboard stomach! I can have a washboard plus a centimeter!She’s beautiful, but I don’t see how it helps, if that makes sense. I won’t deny that VS makes me feel sexy when I’m in their products, or when I’m drinking and posing in front of my mirror. But at the same time, I hold my breath any time one of their commercials comes on and I’m eating Peanut M&M’s on the sofa with my boyfriend.

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    Tron
    Commented on this photo:

    Dear Santa…

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    Tron
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh sweet Jesus. I’m gonna go blind.

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    Tron
    Commented on this photo:

    oi vay.

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    Tron
    Commented on this photo:

    mama.

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    tlmck
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    That’s not perfection, but damned close enough for me.

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    Hank Hill
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    Eww, look at her hair. You can tell by its stringy texture that she’s malnurished.

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    Gabi
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    She’s a perfect butt, every men loves that ass..
    There’s a lot of fantasies with that super hot butt…

    • Vicky

      That’s true, she’s so well known for her butt. There are plenty of comments about her ass and “anal” fantasies….

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