These Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pics Are Much Better

Yesterday, I posted some Candice Swanepoel bikini pics that were just okay and had to compete against Doutzen Kroes looking, no exaggeration, the best I’ve ever seen her look. It was like putting McLovin in a fistfight with Superman after giving Superman Hulk hands that explode on impact. In the meantime, my little Texas Children’s Hospital cancer kids DVD rally might have petered out and hardened my cynical shell, but I’m still sending them a little something. Namely these pics so they can just toss all their chemo machines in an alley somewhere. In fact, they can probably just get rid of the whole building and have people walk into a tent where they look at these photos for five minutes. It’ll revolutionize modern medicine.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Pacific Coast News, Splash News