Granted, she’s no Kate Upton – *contemplates trashing whole post while re-examining every decision that lead to this point* – here’s Candice Swanepoel in a new video for Juicy Couture that Terry Richardson directed at Chateau Marmont because he hates being more than 50 feet from his room full of coke, a natural reaction to knowing Lindsay Lohan exists. Honestly, it’s a miracle the last 30 seconds aren’t nothing but the hotel burning to the ground because she tripped one of his booby traps. You’d just assume that happens a lot.
Bitch is so fucking hot.
I’d take you both out for sandwiches.
Hehe. Shut up, Beefy. :op
You do that Mcbeef
Than I’ll take Candice and Kimmy to a giant coke party!
Not sure about Candice, but Kimmy prefers Dr. Pepper.
Long been searching for a name to best summarize that deep seeded ruthless cold hatred I have for this world. After watching this ad I now have named it Terry Richardson.
That’s right, she’s no Kate Upton. But she’s nothing to sneeze at.
way hotter than upton
No she’s not.
Did you see the bling on that cat? Gotdamn!
how do i become the next terry richardson
If you think it would help, I can lend you my dad’s glasses and my grandpa’s shirt.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4e/CLTR_crop.jpg
Hmmm, I think I had better look at this when I am home….alone.
Is that LiLo at 50 seconds?
Maybe it’s Ali (The Other One)?
Points deducted for not having the build/body fat to grow breasts that jump around like epileptic puppies.
They really should not have let him put his face in a commercial aimed at women. When he popped up I jerked back and got the sudden urge to run.
I always think that these VS girls look so beautiful in their bathing suits and undies, but then they look absolutely anorexic when they’re fully-clothed. It’s really weird.
Knowing how skeevy this dude is, it’s almost guaranteed he has some pics of him pounding her ass or getting a BJ. Sigh…if only I was that resourceful.
She’s banging some worthless latin mexican asshat loser.
Done with her.