Good Goddamn Morning, Candice Swanepoel, And Other News

November 25th, 2013 // 12 Comments

- Jennifer Lawrence is still banging the kid from About A Boy. Goddammit. [Lainey Gossip]

- Kris Jenner got shitfaced at Kanye‘s concert. [Dlisted]

- Sunday Is A Good Day For Lingerie [theCHIVE]

- Apparently Rumer Willis looks hot.. ish if you turn the resolution down to -1. [Fishwrapper]

- Taylor Swift has looked way better than this. [tooFab]

- Macklemore pays tribute to Trayvon Martin. [BuzzFeed]

- Hello, Adriana Cernanova. [Popoholic]

- Yoda was almost a trained monkey in a mask. [IDLYITW]

- Sarah Hyland‘s side boob will sell you an XBox One now. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Lindsay Lohan tricked Oprah into giving her a free apartment. [Celebslam]

- Kelly Brook is still awesome at Instagram. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- LeAnn Rimes is just an incredible human being. [Amy Grindhouse]

- 10 Female-Led Movies Better Than The Hunger Games [FilmDrunk]

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  1. Candice Swanepoel Bikini
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    I’ve never wanted to motorboat an ass so badly in my life.

  2. Candice Swanepoel Bikini
    Dark Diggler
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    She’s got an hourglass figure alright, but this pic leaves me confused whether that’s a good thing

  3. Candice Swanepoel Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    Take that 19 degree Monday morning!

    • No Name

      Are you American? It’s amazing to me what Americans find attractive. In my home country this girl would be admitted to a hospital for eating disorders, not celebrated and called “sexy”. I’m from Brazil.

      • Yes, exactly. Because everyone from everywhere all has the same criteria for what is attractive. Apparently someone out there likes here because she’s only one of the most sought after models in the world. Seems you’ve gone out of your way to post on this thread at least three times now, so I think we get what you’re trying to say.

  4. Candice Swanepoel Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    That’s a high blogging benchmark to set so early in the day but I assume it’s the cushion for us to use for the upcoming Cyrus bikini onslaught.

  5. Candice Swanepoel Bikini
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    I love her but she makes me contemplate the banality of my own life.

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  7. Candice Swanepoel Bikini
    No Name
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    Meh. I’ll take the sexy, womanly curves of Adriana Lima over this skinny little chicken wing any day. This girl’s ass is a pancake.

    • Mike Walker

      >sexy, womanly curves of Adriana Lima

      Well, relatively speaking, I guess. Candice has the curves; she just needs ~15 pounds to fill them out.

  8. By Paula Deen’s hairy tits! Give this woman a cheeseburger, a couple of milkshakes, a side order of bacon and a carne asada burrito, she’s about to collapse.

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