Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrosio And Karlie Kloss Are In Bikinis And Other News

- The Newly Single Chivettes are here. [theCHIVE]

- Justin Timberlake is patronizing Kanye West now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Brandi Glanville made out with Chelsea Hander’s lesbian apparently. [Dlisted]

- Snooki uses her baby for arm curls. Why not? [TooFab]

- Remember the days when Britney Spears was just a funky cool e-mailer? [BuzzFeed]

- Jessica Alba wrote a book about “honest living.” Oh, good. [Popoholic]

- JWoww has Justin Bieber’s back just in case he wasn’t a complete PR nightmare already. [Celebuzz]

- Everybody got hacked this week. [IDLYITW]

- Rosie Jones is another example of British superiority. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Harry Styles is banging a Megan Fox lookalike now. [Celebslam]

- Hey there, Rihanna’s nipple. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Zooey Deschanel has a face? [Amy Grindhouse]

- Jim Carrey has no fucking clue what Guardians of the Galaxy is. [FilmDrunk]

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