Remember When DJ Wouldn’t Eat Because She Got Invited To A Pool Party Then Fainted At The Gym?

March 26th, 2014 // 25 Comments

She’s doing it again. I’M TELLING UNCLE JOEY!

Adding… Like those legs? Eat a dick. They belong to Jesus:

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Phamous/AKM-GSI, WENN

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  1. I’d Zaloog it.

      • Johnny Barbells

        fuck her… fuck her right-wing, christian ass… her tan, toned, smooth, firm, right-wing christian ass… that probably smells like whatever’s on sale at bath & body works… and tastes even better… yeah, fuck her… right in her ass… *ahem* …what was i outraged about again?

  2. Ugh, fuck me, I do remember that. She was hitting that stationary bike pretty hard.

  3. Jesus did that body good. I’d bless her with my Holy Water.

  4. Candace Cameron Bure Legs Minidress High Heels Dancing With The Stars Practice
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    She needs a few more bags to carry

  5. Candace Cameron Bure Legs Minidress High Heels Dancing With The Stars Practice
    Jimbb
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    Good god, even a stripper would consider those shoes too uncomfortable to walk around in. Her feet are going to end up looking like Sarah Jessica Parker’s hooves.

  6. I had to click on the photograph and then use the Google thingamajig to figure out what the fuck any of this was about. Full House? I have to have watched Full House to understand this site now? I’m getting too old for this shit.

    Adding: The Google also tells me that she’s Kirk Cameron’s sister, so of course she’s with Jesus, of course she is. But she must be eating again because this: http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/08/candace-cameron-supports-chick-fil-a-photo/

    • Shit I forgot shes Jesus’s PR agents sister! They brought up Jeremy fricken Miller before her family connection? How is THAT not the center of her story?!

      • Because anyone with a lick of sense these days distances themselves from Kirk Cameron. Candace is religious, but she’s not Kirk Cameron Religious, if that makes sense.

    • ManWhoHasSeenAVagina

      I am in the same boat as you. I don’t think I’m all that old though, I think I’m close to the same age as this haggard-looking chick (all the chicks I grew up with look busted in the face now). But at the time this show was on, I wouldn’t have been interested, since I couldn’t masturbate to it. I mean, it’s not like they had those monstrous twins doing lesbian shit on the show, right? If so, maybe I need to revisit it now…

      I would stick it in that meth head though. I remember her in the news a few years back and the bullshit stripping to music videos show. And I’d definitely pee in this leggy one’s butt now.

  7. Dox

    I don’t get it. She looks like one of a thousand bland housewives that live in my area.

    • Johnny Barbells

      …dude, if that’s what the “bland” housewives look like in your area, then what do the hot ones look like??? …and there’s a thousand of them??? …text me your address, i’m moving.

  8. She’s got a tight body. The brain, not so much.

  9. Deacon Jones

    They need to get Jodie Sweetin out there flapping those big ass tits around

  10. Candace Cameron Bure Legs Minidress High Heels Dancing With The Stars Practice
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    Vanity thy name is NOT Jesus

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    Frunken
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    Full House of meth.

  12. Candace Cameron Bure Legs Minidress High Heels Dancing With The Stars Practice
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    It’s ai’ght… but she’s not close to be as hot as Jodie Sweetin.

    Man, gimme Dirty Steph Tanner ANY DAY – I’ll make her smoke the right pipe!

  13. Candace Cameron Bure Legs Minidress High Heels Dancing With The Stars Practice
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    She looks great, but I’ll always prefer Jodie Sweetin. She’s not a fundie and she’s down to fuck.

  14. Candace Cameron Bure Legs Minidress High Heels Dancing With The Stars Practice
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    So would.

  15. kery

    Oh I used to watch Full House when i was a kid.

  16. Candace Cameron Bure Legs Minidress High Heels Dancing With The Stars Practice
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    “And thou shalt wear stripper stilettos whilst crusading for Jesus and the Lord God, so as not to forsake DAT ASS N’ DEM STEMS. Damn girl.”

    Exodus 20:18

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