Can you read this?

these crackas got, me so mad I finna go and smak me da first white ho…I see. damn you soopafishal, damn.you to hwll you whores.

I’d thought for sure we were going to get the typical table-turned on us response from DanYELL, like how we’ve never been to college and we don’t know the meaning of words and how I’m the real racist. That last response was quite tame. maybe she’s gone for good now!!!

I think she took my advice and is out practicing fellatio on the neighborhood thugs…

#101. could you please stop speaking ebonics, we all already know you have the IQ of a tomato…you’re just making it worst.

#102 i never said you haven’t gone to college. you probably did go to one…a good upstanding one in fact. i mean, just because its across the street from the jailhouse, it doesn’t mean that it’s not a good school. of course real schools have windows..just wanted to point that out.

#103. please stop airing your mothers dirty laundry. i mean, we already know that your mother had your ass out of wedlock, do we really need to here about her after school activities? keep some things to yourself…geesh.

damnYELL, you queen. And of course I mean the whole dressed in drag thing. Try not to talk too much in “African-American” history class when community college classes start. Professor X will have smack a bougie ho. You can be Black, successful, and not sound white. Maybe a couple of Tony Roberts tapes will help you, or Oprah’s DVD box set, or a few Toni Morrison poems. Or a fucking lobotomy.

i know, i know. i am a queen aren’t I? and i’m sorry that i can’t relate to your part-time job…i seriously find drag queens scary. (choking)..i totally just got a mental picture of you in my head. get it out! get it out! (after several head shakes).phew! better.

and sweety, i don’t need to take a class on african american history. you..on the other hand, you should consider taking a class entitled “WHITE SUPREMACY: how losers think they own the world, but really stole thier way to the top” -your life story..by the way-

go ahead, throw out names of fabulous people who’s IQ’s are 100% higher than your’s will ever be. i should go get some popcorn.this is getting quite entertaining.

I think RichPort is black, aren’t you? Oh–he must be like the Chapelle character, the black white supremecist, Tyrone Bigguns!! WAKE UP WHITE PEOPLE!

and what EXACTLY are you?, jizzymammy?

danielle is totally one of those dumb black chicks that you see on bridezillas that think they’re queens & princess’ when all they are are big fat asses who barely fit into a wedding dress and look dumb in white and act like 5 year olds because it is THEIR DAY and no one else is allowed to share in it!! and think that going to the local restaurant that actually uses linen napkins instead of paper is the nicest place on the planet to have a recpetion in, even though its right off the highway and named “Bob’s Big Boy”.

So let me see, hating gays is ok, but being prejudiced against Blacks is evil. Did I miss something, you ignorant idiot? Again, punctuation, my little tootsie roll.

The Chapelle reference is classic.

and you…bitch HO, are totally one of those dumb white cracker barrel chicks that you see on Laguna Beach. i mean..minus the chick part, being rich, actually being a human, and having a reality show, of course.

-bitchport awww…
who said anything about hating gays? i don’t hate gay people..that’s mean. and yes, being prejudice against african american’s is evil.

but then again, i wouldn’t expect you to really agree with that fact because your little ego trip and all.

you know what else is classic? the look on your face when the doctor announced your HIV test results to you. totally, like oh my friggin’ god ….classic!

I am of the cracker persuasion, DanYELL the cunt.

Reality: It’s more than a seven letter word.

I’m sorry, let me rephrase my answer,
I am OF the cracker persuasion. (I don’t think DanYELL understands things unless there is random shouting involved)

What the hell is that about HIV results and like oh my friggen god…whatcyoutalkin’boutdanYELL?

Schooling damnYELL the cunt is making my fingers itch and my crotch sore. It’s funny how your body inately knows when to retreat from potential biological waste. I bet if I sprayed deodorant on damnYELL the cunt she’d disappear…

dickburger – you know what else is classic? the look on your face when the doctor announced your HIV test results to you. totally, like oh my friggin’ god ….classic!

“only you would know how ballou high school students write or form coherent sentences…” um, DanYELL the cunt…..what do you think the word “coherent” means? Here’s an SAT kinda question…now, without using the thesaurus option on Word (by the way, a thesaurus isn’t a big dinosaur that talks, either) tell me the a synonym for coherent…is it, a) illogical, b)lucid, or c)cunt. Which is it, DanYELL…..the clock is ticking….the word is coherent…………

#112. figures…jizzymammy, the ghost.

#113. yeah, it sure is. why don’t you go and check out a book at the library about it, read it, and then tell me whether or not your living in it, kay?

#114. yes, you ARE indeed sorry. you just told me about what sorry race you were born, do i really need to hear about it again? and my absurd language in the past comment was like so in tune with what you guys totally like speak in like everyday awesome conversations. like duh! that’s hawt.

#115. ummm. TMA. you should really get that checked out. i told you, screwing strange people in the alley only leads to uncurable and deadly diseases. i bet if i sprayed you with clorox…you’d only get whiter. you probably bathe in it anyway, so i doubt it would affect your ass.

“you just told me about what sorry race you were born, do i really need to hear about it again?” – AND THAT IS PROPER ENGLISH???

And black hoochiemommas can NEVER make fun of anyone about the way they talk because I can barely understand what you bitches yell at random people, it’s unintelligible.

#119. i feel sorry for you. were you dropped on your head when you were a little kid?

I prefer to be called White Bread. Was life so sheltered for you growing up in the projects that you really think all white people talk like Hilary from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air? (that’s really going to throw her, a black chick who talks like the stereotype of a white chick.) Take the bus out of the hood for an afternoon and go listen to some white people talk….and you show me a professional white adult that walks around saying, “Like, OMIGOD awesome ya know totally”

“you just told me about what sorry race you were born,” no no no…..The correct sentence structure would be “You just told me about what a sorry race INTO WHICH you were born” I guess proper grammar wasn’t a priority at Ballou. But I’m surprised being a — what did you say you were in, your third year?– a junior at Howard University would have such terrible writing skills.

I may be a cracker but at least I am articulate you ignorant bitch.

You know, I was just thinking to myself, why do I have this empty feeling all of a sudden? And then it dawned on me… danielle has not yet felt sorry for me today. Now I am blessed.

Biatcho–she feels sorry again.

Let’s face it, this one is a bored DC government employee (probably at the DMV) and is a waste of tax payer dollars (on her salary) as she sits on her lazy fat ass all day and plays on the computer while she sneers and gets an attitude when someone –horrors!– expects her to do her job. I have the feeling “I is on my break” is a major phrase in her vocabulary. I’m picturing lots of braids, big long bright air-brushed acrylic nails, pump-fat at the ankles. This one also probably goes to church on Sundays — all fucking day — and has the nerve to call her ignorant assed hating self a christian, too.

I love you jrzmommy….we TOTALLY think alike! I also picture that god-awful governemnt DMV workers uniform painted on the fat ass with a big belly and the pants are pulled up underneath the boobs. And you can just see the teeth of the zipper holding on for dear life to remain shut. tough to keep all that fat in cotton.

#121. i’ll respond to you when you’ve come off of your high, kay?

#122. blessed by what? you feel empty inside because you haven’t had your daily dose of stranger’s dick today. either that, or the fact that you have no brain nor intelligence. but you could always go hit your usual corner to pick up guys so you can make yourself feel better. i’m not sure where you can find a brain, but keep looking, kay?

the stranger… it’s like when you sit on your hand until it falls asleep then you masturbate & call it the stranger.

Oh, and let’s not forget, she spends money on the hair and the nails and her fucking NISSAN MAXIMA but lives in a god dammed shithole neighborhood. Her four fucking kids — from three different fathers — all wear Tommy Hilfiger and POLO clothes but they live in a god dammed housing project. It’s all about the priorities! and I bet you anything her kids names have the following characteristics: 1)a vast preponderance of vowels, b)a fucking apostrophe in the middle for no reason at all, or c) ends in -que. I got this one’s number b i g t i m e

OOPS I forgot, back to her kids’ names, or d) are named after a luxury item, i.e. Lexus, Chanel or Diamond.

You think I’m off my high yet, bitch? Should I keep going? Should I start a discussion about your overuse of Eternity perfume, your overuse of the phrase “mmmm hmmmmm, girl you got that right,” and the fact that you know at least half a dozen people currently in DC lockup?

you’re no longer DanYELL the Cunt, you’re now DanYELL the Public Assitance, WIC-usin’, Kool-Aid drinking CUNT.

in the vain of danyell… AMEN SISTAH… GO!

#126. ugh. yeah, keep giving me reasons to call you a wierd cuntmuncher.

#127, 128, 128. for the last time, quit airing out your dirty laundry on a public website! no one cares about what you call your fugly kids, or what you do on the weekends, or how you screw poles. what? you didn’t mention the screwing of poles? oooops..i just let out another one of your secrets didn’t i?

#131. i’m not even going to respond to your flat ass, nonsense loving, camp site living, stripper pole humping, bastard ass. kay?
oops..i did it again.

(#129)…yes i can count. your comebacks are so oblivious to me.

so long suckers…

bye danyell… i do hope you choke on a cock tonight! a big, hairy, veiny black one. eeewww…

Is it possible that damnYELL the cunt is really one of those white chicks on Jerry Springer trying to sound as ghetto as possible? Enquiring minds want to know… maybe she’s really Buckwild from Flava of Love…

She is quite possibly the slowest and most dull-witted person I’ve ever encountered, and I worked at a camp for retarded kids one summer, so DamnYELL is pretty low-functioning.

She’s probably looking at her kids, Jamique, Tiffanaey, Uni’que and Dontay and wondering why the fuck she named them such stupid fucking names in the first place.

“your comebacks are so oblivious to me.” What do you think she meant? Oblivious? Do you think she really meant to say that my comebacks aren’t aware of her? seriously, she’s one really stupid chick.

Yea, I made the mistake of using a three syllable word on her and she accused me of being a dictionary whore. Maybe she’ll “except” our apologies for frying her remaining braincells, but I do believe I misunderestimate her…

Rich–I don’t think she axed us for an apology for blowing her mind.

danielle reminds me of why I stopped reading the comments on Superficial. Whatever happened to Fa Cube, Cruising, krisdylee, big jim, and holly j? Ah, the good old days. jrzmommy, you’re the only one I recognize now! Here’s to Superficial old skool.

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