Can you read this?

My repeated commenting must have crashed the server. It’s not the first time.

http://www.celebslam.com

i see it

ok, place your bets for the first celeb gossip in the new server. I place my bet on Lindsay “swimsuit” Lohan.

I am voting for Jessica Simpson.

i can’t see the new server :(

Okay, new server is here…let’s get on with it!! I want side-view of Lohan’s cans, Paris’s armpits, and K-Fed and Britney being their hillbilly selves!
That’s what I come to expect and deserve!

I’d like to crush Beyonce with the sheer weight of my awesomeness…

i can see it. My vote is on that loser of a husband and wannabe hip-hop artist, Kevin Federline!!…

#3 – I wouldn’t mind if it was Lindsey “crackwhore” Lohan either. I hear she’s like Barbie with all of the interchangable outfits and accessories (paraphernalia sold separately). When you squeeze her tit, Malibu Lohan actually makes cum gargling/ spitting noises from what I hear…. it should be a hot item for Christmas this year, so pre-order.

I can’t read it because…because I CAN’T READ!!!

My guesses for what happened to the server:

1.Star Jones sat on it.
2.Lindsey Lohan tried to snort it.
3.Lance Bass came out to it.
4.Mel Gibson called it “Sugartits.”
5.TomKat claimed it as their alien spawn.
6.Paris Hilton gave it herpes.
7.Big Gay Al tried to bone it.
8. Pam Anderson smothered it with her freakishly ginormous fake hooters.
9. Dick Cheney accidentally shot it.
10. John Mark Karr strangled it and claimed it was an “accident” but he still loves it.

these comments make no sense whatsoever.

My guess as to what happened to the server…DanYELL blew it up with her obnoxious commenting in caps.

I can see it!!!!!!!!

yes. or maybe BEAVER’s BO traveled through the system, and caused the whole thing to collapse under the pressure of her skankyness.

damnYELL’s back!!! damnYELL’s back!!!

Let the funny begin!

A life without Superficial updates is a lonely, shallow life indeed.

http://www.10pennypixel.com

It must have been my blinding beauty that crashed your server. Gosh, I’m so sorry. I won’t let it happen again.

ahhh. richport. you seriously, woul dbe like, my best friend if i ever met you….blindfolded…drugged…and…deaf.

#18 – your blinding beauty? Then you must be the polar opposite of #19, in fact, that makes you the anti-YELL.

or the exact twin of richport, of course you’d have to be on crack because that thing is sooooo ugly, the mirror breaks every time it comes into contact with it.

“it” being richport , of course.

celeb pics fun in the meantime is up at the SP sister site… peace out! http://www.savingfaceforum.com/index.php?showforum=49

Here’s the next story for the SF guy:

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/08/21/people.parishilton.ap/index.html

“Paris” the album was set for release Tuesday. Hilton’s breathy, reggae-infused single, “Stars Are Blind,” has climbed to the top of Billboard’s dance music chart.

What the hell is the world coming to?!?!?

I can certainly read it here in Seattle. glad you got it all fixed!

I see dead servers! wait…

If yu kan red this thank a teechr.

I can not read this. Not because the server is hosed, but because, sadly, I can’t read at all. In fact, I have no idea how I am even able to type this.

Where am I?

Hey, you kids get off my grass!

head on. apply directly to the forehead.

All I can see is a humongous penis wearing lime green speedos and vomit all over my keyboard.

yours,

hopeless

Once again posting for no other reason but to post. I am so gay that it hurts. My gayness has actually become spontaneously-physically painful.

oh my christ that little annoying piece of shit that gets stuck to the bottom of your shoe and won’t go away named danielle is back.
I thought I specifically told you to kill yourself months ago? Didn’t you get fired from your reception job yet because you’re using the internet when you should be ordering food & coffee for all of the people with college educations?

@30 bah hahahaha!!

Nice. I didn’t realize Danielle had such a fan club.

She’s such a useless 16 year old, she’s a big fan of saying things in the vain of “I know you are but what am I?” It was the start of all that is currently wrong (including the server issues)with the Superficial and it won’t go away.
We’ve gotten rid of megan harris, trophywife and lame bananas, this chick is toast.

Careful… if you call her toast, danYELL X will call you racist.

If this lets me post I will run around my living room excitedly naked, because I’ve tried so hard to post on this awesome site and it has never let me..

Holy fudge! Welcome to the club, me! *puts back on clothes* Ok cool, this new server thing works from Australia FAYI.. sweet mate!

Whee it’s back.. I needed my Superficial fix.

ahhh. good ole friend biatch HO is back. lovely to hear from your ignorant ass again….NOT. get a life, you worthless piece of shit. get off the public computer, and get back to removing elephant shit at your penniless job at the zoo. maybe we can talk some more after your break, okay. *kisses*

p.s. are you and richport lovers? you should be. you both complete each others ignorance. you two would make some great unitelligable, grotesque, babies together….who’d probably commit suicide at the sight of thier parents. never mind. bad idea.

btw- do you guys have a myspace page?

#37 I love me some bougie in the morning. MMMM MMMM. Let’s expound on the history of racism, shall we? We can dissect the meaning of politically correct phrases meant to give succor to those who purposefully disenfrachise themselves while ignoring the plight of real victims. Let’s also extol the benefits of cutting and pasting from wikipedia to make our points. Fear not, I do not hate the ignorant. In fact, I’m here to help. Hurricane season is coming up and the government is looking for ‘human weather shields’ to bolster the levees in N’awlins. If you run now (probably on all fours) you just might beat the undocumented workers vying for those coveted positions. Oh, did I call you a bitch yet? No? BITCH (I know how you looooove the caps). My Space is for 16 year olds…

yeah yeah yeah. put down the dictionary and pick up a bat already. hit yourself with it continuously and then be a doll and jump into a lake full of flesh eating disease.

(p.s.)shhhh. we all KNOW you’re not white. but seriously, coloring your skin with crayola is such a bad disguise.

My bad, I will try to pick small words for you next time, I do not want to hurt your brain.

yeah, also be sure to actually go to collge and ge an education so that everytime you write a sentence like i don’t know, ” i love cats”…you won’t have to refer to a dictionary to check for spelling mistakes.

of course college and get are mispelled incorrectly, did you notice that? it was a test…but you always fail those, even blood test! man you’re stupid.

I’m sure every member of damnYELL’s family has an “I’m with stupid” t shirt.

ahhh….the jokes that you pull out of your ass. very clever.

@43 “mispelled incorrectly”

??HUH??

Its not quite a double negative or an oxymoron, but its def. wrong.

Its ok I don’t expect you to know what dems big words is.

SHHHH Beaver, if you leave it alone, it will curl up and die. It’s so full on cuntradictions I cun’t even begin. SHHHHH… let it curl up and die… somewhere, Malcom X is spinning like a fucking gyroscope in his grave.

Oh shit, I mispelled Malcolm X… I’m turning just as stupid as it is… SHHHH… let it curl up and die…

like totally, oh my gosh, super! wanna pet my wiener, please be quite. if you talk out of your ass any longer than you already have, you’ll grow an extra butt cheek, or a brain, or butt cheek with a brain. stay silent.

richport….that’s all i have to say. sleep on that.

SHHHHH!!!!! it’s still watching…. let it curl up and die…..