Can We All Agree Jennifer Aniston’s Pregnant Now?

August 2nd, 2013 // 51 Comments

Two weeks ago, we joked that Jennifer Aniston is pregnant because she touched her stomach which, in our defense, is way more reliable than an ultrasound. And you can tell your doctor I said that after you pay him like a sucker. Except here she is at the premiere of We’re The Millers last night and come the fuck on. There’s a baby in there. I could probably tell you the sex if I wasn’t afraid of losing an eye on those nips.

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  1. Jennifer Aniston Pregnant Baby Bump Were The Millers Premiere
    diego
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    She’s almost 45. Can you “reh-tard”?

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    • shashi

      Hallie Berry is pregnant and in her late 40′s. It’s not very surprising.

      • But He is Right

        THEY ARE BOTH PREGNANT, AND THEY ARE BOTH TAKING BIG CHANCES WITH RESPECT TO THE HEALTH OF THEIR BABIES.

  2. Kel

    I’m guessing it’s a Taco Bell big box meal and the sex is cool ranch.

  3. Shasta

    Loving the look of unbridled joy on her face.

  4. Tiggles

    Why do we all have to agree she’s pregnant if we all already agree we don’t care if she’s pregnant?

  5. Kodos

    I call bag-belly.

    Plastic surgery can no longer defy nature and the laws of gravity.

    Jennifer A’s relevance was over not long after the nightmare that was ‘Friends’ went off the air.

    Be honest.

    • Oh, please – aside from the fact that plastic surgery can very easily defy gravity, and that a successful tummy tuck on someone who’s certainly not significantly overweight now (or has never been obese, so no loose hanging skin) would be easily achieved, have you never heard of Spanx?

    • Since Friends went away, Jennifer Aniston has starred in movies that have grossed nearly $2 billion worldwide.

      I don’t think it’s very accurate to say she’s not relevant. Shitloads of lunch wine drinking bitter middle aged women seem to like her movies very much.

  6. cc

    Pregnant at 44? I know it happens, but generally not without hitting the fertility drugs HARD. Which in her case wouldn’t surprise me.

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    Freebie
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    Looking too old to have a baby in this pic

  8. …Hopefully she is not just bloated

  9. Smapdi

    Maybe she borrowed Beyonce’s fake baby bump.

  10. Cock Dr

    More proof that Jen knows how to play the paps and the celebrity bloggers for maximum movie promotion effect.

  11. Parker

    I think she just ate too much cheese whiz. The gas in the can expands a lot once it gets inside you. Most guys know better than to eat it straight from the can but it never occurs to women they might bloat up.

  12. JC

    It’s always heart-warming when an aging celebrity finally gets the fashion accessory….er, I mean “baby” they so badly want.

    • Brangelina forever

      If she’s not pregnant, why would she wear that horrid dress which shows every lump and bump on her body. And if she IS pregnant, why all the silly secrecy. If you’re pregnant enough to be showing, and you wear a dress like this, just announce it, for God’s sake!!! Enough already!

      • probably a good idea to keep it secret until the test results come back for chromosome abnormalities. just in case she needs to coat hanger whatever abomination is in there.

      • You can test as early as 16 weeks, and given that she really keeps herself in shape, I’d say that’s past a 16 week bump. She could have easily disguised it rather than showcased it, so if they’re going to test at all, rather than just roll the dice and take their chances, they’ve probably done it and presumably gotten the all-clear.

      • You don’t know much about PR, do ya? It’s not a “horrid” dress anyway, but the form-fitting outline is sure as hell getting a lot of attention due to the way it outlines that is she?/isn’t she? belly curve. If “We’re The Millers” is an easily forgettable summer turd, she’s now pulled the focus from that and put it on her. And it’s not “silly secrecy”, because even if she’s not pregnant, she has people mightily speculating that she might be, so again, focus on her.

        It’s a PR attention-getting win/win, and proof that she’s not a dummy, by any means. But judging by your name, you’re probably one of those morons who just know in your heart that she’s an evil bitch who refused to give Brad a baby *sob*, and you can’t stand that idea she might be having one with someone who’s not your idol.

      • Thank you, Obi Wan Kenobi…

      • lol

        humm no brad didn’t want to have kids with her

  13. She’s not pregnant. She just have gas!!!

  14. Vivian

    Twenty years of “Jen wants a baby” is so old. She plays that card every time a movie comes out. Have one! Adopt! Get on with i. If she wanted a baby she would have done it…the real story for all you PAPS is that ” she never wanted one and thus…brad went on to have many with Angie.” End of story. Geeze. So glad no one cares anymore. Can’t even drum up twenty comments for her.

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    Brit
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    What’s that? No, it’s not Brad’s. Next question please…

  16. Jennifer Aniston Pregnant Baby Bump Were The Millers Premiere
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    That’s what I look like when I have gas. Are we being too presumptuous saying she’s pregnant?

  17. Here’s one more of my bitches who’s fucking someone else. What’s up with this shit?

  18. courtney

    Not pregnant.

  19. On the positive side, at least no one is talking about her diamond hard, torpedo nipples today.

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    Cock Dr
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    I don’t know if that’s hormone treatment bloat, indigestion, menstrual cycle water retention or the swelling from an implanted zygote but that dress shows every bulge.
    Interesting body language here.

    • oh i know

      yes!! several of these pics have some odd body language going on if she ISN’T preggers!! and what a strange dress choice if she’d wanted to keep it under wraps–not her usual LBD…hmmmm

  21. If she is, good for her. Justin Theroux is hot.

  22. Grand Dragon

    Not pregnant, just 44 year old FUPA setting in

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    If she is pregnant, what size will the Anistonipples be?

  24. Jennifer Aniston Pregnant Baby Bump Justin Theroux Were The Millers Premiere
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    He has red laces in his shoes.

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    mamastitch
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    If it’s not a baby, she needs to stay away from that designer for her future dresses…

  26. Salvatore

    I think that she’s just getting fat.

  27. Jenn

    That wasn’t in those underwear pics from the movie. Beer/wine gut is my guess..or a taco, or ten.

  28. Skeeter

    It’s not mine. I launched my seed up her asshole. Just kidding. I haven’t banged her.

  29. It would either be cool or really repulsive if that was not a baby but just Justin’s load.
    He cums oceans.

  30. Glin

    My tummy is more distended than that when I have PMS and ate too many sweets. But I wouldn’t wear this.

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    Jack Napier
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    She better hope not. She’s past advanced maternal age.

  32. Jennifer Aniston Pregnant Baby Bump Emma Roberts Were The Millers Premiere
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    from here it looks like she just gorged herself.

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    Fancy
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    She wears a skin tight dress which accentuates her growing belly THEN she gets upset when speculation arises as to her being pregnant! So ridiculous!

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    Just a few pounds, huh? She needs to tell me how to get all my fat to lump in the perfect shape of pregnancy and not all over my body!

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