Can We All Agree Jennifer Aniston’s Pregnant Now?
Two weeks ago, we joked that Jennifer Aniston is pregnant because she touched her stomach which, in our defense, is way more reliable than an ultrasound. And you can tell your doctor I said that after you pay him like a sucker. Except here she is at the premiere of We’re The Millers last night and come the fuck on. There’s a baby in there. I could probably tell you the sex if I wasn’t afraid of losing an eye on those nips.