Cameron Diaz’s nipple

I was about to let the entire weekend ride on what may or may not be Snooki’s quasi-naked ass, when thankfully for you, Cameron Diaz’s nipple decided to pop out in Malibu today. Granted this requires everyone to look near her gaping mouth, scientists tell me it’s gravitational pull isn’t nearly as strong as previously predicted. You only need one ship’s anchor in your lap.

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