Cameron Diaz wins lawsuit

diaz-wins-case.jpgThe photographer that tried to sell nude pictures of Cameron Diaz back to her for $3 million was convicted last Friday on felony charges of forgery, perjury and attempted grand larceny, and is now serving a four year sentence.

Blackmail is fun and all, but try to make sure you’ve actually got some embarrassing information to work with before you try it. I suggest video of them molesting a farm animal. If you have trouble getting it, just fake the whole thing with a cardboard cutout of their face taped to yours. Or forget the cardboard cutout and just fondle the farm animals anyway. Either way you’re having fun, and that’s what really matters.