Cameron Diaz Malibu bikini pictures

July 16th, 2007 // 116 Comments
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Cameron Diaz has one of the most confusing bodies on the planet. I can’t figure out if it’s sexy or horrifying or both. It’s like looking at a rainbow that’s shining on a beautiful girl, only the girl is a rotting corpse and she also has a penis. And there’s a panda in the background dancing to the Backstreet Boys. And his paws? Well they’re not paws at all, but rather giant hooks. Yup. It’s exactly like that.

Photos: Splash

  1. If Cameron Diaz’s body confuses you, let me help you out: You are gay.

  2. Steph

    The writers on this site, yes they are funny a lot of the time.

    But, do they not have children, daughterss wives husbands?

    Do they slag off the parts of their body that they are insecure about?

    If their child came home one day and said “daddy, I’m being bullied because of my fat tummy/big nose/big bottom/funny hair” would they reply.. “yes well you deserve it”

    I know this is all in jest, but if you, the writers, have ever thought how terrible it is that people have low self esteem or bad body image/anorexia/bulimia, then I suggest you stop writing nasty comments about these peoples bodies, becuase you probably helped cuase some of it

  3. miss oblivious

    #102, I suggest you scroll to the top and read the name of this site again. Then leave and never return. If you can’t take the heat…

  4. Christ on a Crotch

    She has such a weird body. Her abs are weird too. She has like a 26-pack, a bunch of little muscles all over her abdomen that don’t make any sense. Check out the shot of her in the gold bikini in Charlie’s Angels #1.

    Waffle and Chauncy have my vote for Prez and Vice-Prez. (Christ goes out to register for next election)

  5. TheExpatriot

    Awesome body, she’s in great shape.

  6. Le Fruit

    Well she’s in good shape but….. no waist… too bad (she looks like a rectangle to me)

  7. Nikki

    Did anyone notice that she’s talking to the bone, otherwise known as Rachel Zoe? Yuck!

  8. Raquel

    she has amazing legs

  9. Judas

    I was surprised, seeing Diaz’s pussy is appeared unshaved (full hairy) (pic 1). Am I mistaken?
    Diaz’s natural hair color of course isn’t blond.

  10. Amanda

    her body::26 ,tight attractive
    her face ::52 ,wrinkles ,unattractive ,ugly
    she is just like porn stars ,face is dead, body is ok

  11. Narcissist

    This reminds me of those pics a few years ago of her having sex with a manatee…er, Matt Dillon, I meant to say.

  12. Narcissist

    Actually I’ve wondered if make-up is taking a toll on some stars faces.

  13. For the true fan, here’s a nice gallery of Lindsay Lohan, the model / actress including nude photos and plenty of hot pics of her sweet bod:

    http://galleryofbeautifulwomen.blogspot.com/2008/05/cameron-diaz.html

  14. thanks for your post!!!!!!!!!

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