Cameron Diaz Malibu bikini pictures

July 16th, 2007 // 116 Comments
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Cameron Diaz has one of the most confusing bodies on the planet. I can’t figure out if it’s sexy or horrifying or both. It’s like looking at a rainbow that’s shining on a beautiful girl, only the girl is a rotting corpse and she also has a penis. And there’s a panda in the background dancing to the Backstreet Boys. And his paws? Well they’re not paws at all, but rather giant hooks. Yup. It’s exactly like that.

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Comments (116)

  1. BigBadVoodooDaddy | July 16, 2007 at 10:02 am

    FIRST!

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  2. me | July 16, 2007 at 10:04 am

    2nd!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  3. Snake | July 16, 2007 at 10:05 am

    She’s hot

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  4. fat | July 16, 2007 at 10:05 am

    FAT

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  5. Victor | July 16, 2007 at 10:05 am

    FIRST, 2nd, Third.

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  6. xxReeniexx | July 16, 2007 at 10:12 am
  7. Sportsdvl | July 16, 2007 at 10:16 am

    the body is looking good, it is her face that sometimes appears rather….let’s say “unattractive”. but, she’s looking pretty good here.

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  8. Anexio | July 16, 2007 at 10:17 am

    Fish must be a homo if he thinks CD isn’t hot.

    WTF?

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  9. Dizzybenny | July 16, 2007 at 10:17 am

    nice bod for a 52 year old ;)

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  10. Sheva | July 16, 2007 at 10:19 am

    She looks good and a lot of women could learn from that.
    I’m not into her but more power to her and her dermatologist.

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  11. p911gt10c | July 16, 2007 at 10:25 am

    She was hottest when she had curves, like in The Mask.

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  12. Amber | July 16, 2007 at 10:32 am

    Your schtick is like, so not funny anymore.

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  13. Cynthia | July 16, 2007 at 10:36 am

    She looks good, but also kinda oldish. Isn’t she only in her 30′s or something? Must be all the sun.

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  14. does this work? | July 16, 2007 at 10:41 am

    Fantastic ass, saggy tits though.

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  15. The Ninja Trebuchet | July 16, 2007 at 10:47 am

    She looks good, for being made entirely out of leather.

    Bring out the Saddle Soap.

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  16. superficial sucks | July 16, 2007 at 10:47 am

    Go to x17online.com where they don’t diss Cameron and they actually let you post.

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  17. looks good to me | July 16, 2007 at 10:50 am

    Maybe the MindFreak has been spanking that ass black and blue?

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  18. Bite Me! | July 16, 2007 at 10:50 am

    WTC! I just ate breakfast. I don’t even think Victor would do her!! she is ugly, no tits, no ass, no presonality. There just is nothing about this bitch that is attractive

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  19. Montrosse | July 16, 2007 at 10:51 am

    I’d hit that bod but someone hit the face! Plain ordinary, no?

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  20. Stacy | July 16, 2007 at 10:53 am

    I saw her on the beach in Hawaii and swear her body is fantastic in person but photographs wierd! I even noticed her amazing body before I realized it was her. Then saw the photos from that day in US Weekly and saw she cannot take a photo to save her life.

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  21. Stacy | July 16, 2007 at 10:53 am

    I saw her on the beach in Hawaii and swear her body is fantastic in person but photographs wierd! I even noticed her amazing body before I realized it was her. Then saw the photos from that day in US Weekly and saw she cannot take a photo to save her life.

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  22. Coco | July 16, 2007 at 10:57 am

    her body normally looks freakish but it actually looks pretty good here, i hate to admit. wait, that was too nice. oh yeah i watched The Holiday last night which makes it in to my top 5 worst films ever made. EVER ever ever ever ever. 2 hours of my life i’ll never get back.

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  23. Aubree | July 16, 2007 at 10:57 am

    here are pics of CD before she wore the leather face mask

    I’m sure many guys on here have seen these pics already…

    http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com

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  24. Chauncey Gardner | July 16, 2007 at 10:57 am

    What’s with the last few photos? Is she turning into a fucking velociraptor? Did she just see a couple of fat kids jumping around in the surf and go into hunter mode?

    And, this broad has always been ugly in the face. She looks like Viggo Mortensen. Not a *female version* of Viggo; she just looks like Viggo. In the face.

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  25. ihavealife | July 16, 2007 at 10:58 am

    A person has to be a complete ASS-HOLE to sit by a computer all day waiting for a new posting just to write FIRST. Get a life you ASS-HOLES

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  26. Waffleholic | July 16, 2007 at 11:02 am

    I don’t get some people. Lush Jennifer Love Hewiit is -Fat- yet this jeckle faced man with Gynecomastia is hot? I think those must be opinions of women who idolize thinness over hotness cause the idea of Cameron in my bed makes me sick.

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  27. Bite Me! | July 16, 2007 at 11:03 am

    @25 A person has to be a comoplete ASS-HOLE for make the same post over and over again about people being the first to post FIRST

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  28. Chauncey Gardner | July 16, 2007 at 11:06 am

    #26,

    I agree, Cameron Diaz is about as sexually appetizing as the moldy old corpse lady who gets out of the bathtub in THE SHINING.

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  29. Alex | July 16, 2007 at 11:14 am

    She just needs bigger boobs…she’d be a totally different person.

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  30. krazihottkelli?->??§?????? | July 16, 2007 at 11:15 am

    her nipplez R hard?
    and zhe lookz like
    zhez waiting to catch
    a wave in thoze bottom
    picz??

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  31. i cry on The Superficial | July 16, 2007 at 11:16 am

    “Go to x17online.com where they don’t diss Cameron”

    wah wah wah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

    Referring to a celeb by first name only…is it possible to shoot somebody through an IP #?

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  32. Ms. Sugar Walls | July 16, 2007 at 11:21 am

    that bitch is not hot! She’s a fucking stick!

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  33. frodo | July 16, 2007 at 11:22 am

    whats jason from laguna beach doing there?

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  34. Rocky Dildoa | July 16, 2007 at 11:22 am

    She doesn’t look as great for 50 and a cancer survivor as Jennifer Love Hewitt does for 45 & three kids.

    What? They’re both young and healthy? Hoooooboy…

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  35. Texas Tranny | July 16, 2007 at 11:22 am

    I really don’t like her bikini. She sure could find a prettier one, a sexier one.
    Mine are way sexier and I have a big bulge in my bikini bottoms.

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  36. pat | July 16, 2007 at 11:24 am

    Isolated parts of her are…ok.

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  37. DiamondSal | July 16, 2007 at 11:25 am

    A knife in the heart for her ex! Hey Justin I am everything manly YOU want to be!

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  38. Bern | July 16, 2007 at 11:27 am

    I can settle this argument: she HAS NOT been attractive since 1995.

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  39. veggi | July 16, 2007 at 11:27 am

    Why are you always so weird texas tranny?

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  40. Bite Me! | July 16, 2007 at 11:30 am

    @30 Damn Krazyuglykelli how did you figure those things out? Is your brother Forest Gump?

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  41. Texas Tranny | July 16, 2007 at 11:30 am

    Because I am.

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  42. Bite Me! | July 16, 2007 at 11:37 am

    Duh Veggi

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  43. Coco | July 16, 2007 at 11:37 am

    #39 – i think that’s the point…

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  44. krazihottkelli?????? | July 16, 2007 at 11:40 am

    go zuck forrezt gumpz
    large dick, bitch
    U know U R a ho…

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  45. Sally | July 16, 2007 at 11:42 am

    “I don’t get some people. Lush Jennifer Love Hewiit is -Fat- yet this jeckle faced man with Gynecomastia is hot? I think those must be opinions of women who idolize thinness over hotness cause the idea of Cameron in my bed makes me sick.”

    After more than 400 comments on the JLH thread, how about giving us a break today from this humorless repetition of a single thought?

    Maybe Fish should amend the instructions on the “Post a Comment” box and add something like “Your comment should reflect the intention of this site: to make fun of as many celebrities as possible, as crudely and unfairly as possible.”

    After all, there are literally thousands of fan sites out there. Why come here and post your mental menstruation?

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  46. Rosie's Mustach | July 16, 2007 at 11:51 am

    Me no likey.

    She has the most shapeless body, giant back, no waist definition, hideous butchy man arms and fuck WHY will she not flatter her bust? Wear a padded bikini top just to give a nicer shape. The bikini itself is FUGLY. She needs to wear a nice blue bikini to match her eyes with a nice flattering top also she needs to grow her hair long, I hate shoulder length hair it’s so effin boring and unfeminine. also she should stop getiing so tanned it’s totally destroying her skin. She should also ccut dowwn on the weight traning if you shrunk her boobs down a little more she’d be a MAN.

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  47. lambman | July 16, 2007 at 11:51 am

    ugly swimsuit, but she looks good

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  48. Rosie's Mustach | July 16, 2007 at 12:01 pm

    FUCK there are sooooooo many fatties out there every god damn time a site posts a “she’s fat” pic it gets hundreds of responses. On people magazine the Tyra Banks story got like 1000 comments. Of course most of the comments are all about fat acceptance because obesity is such a huge problem.

    And how fucking hard is it to understand somewhere between cameron diaz and Jennifer love hewitt there are so pretty hot bods. Here are the list of un hot bods:

    -Way too muscular and shapeless (Cameron)
    -Chunking out like a giant pear (Jennifer Love Hewitt)
    -bulbous and fat with absolutely no tone or definition (Mandy Moore)
    -annorexic skeleton (Nicole richie)

    I don’t know a single celbrity off the top of my head who has a truly fantastic body but, I know some in real life.

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  49. Rosie's Mustach | July 16, 2007 at 12:03 pm

    *some pretty hot bods

    *celebrity

    and other spelling mistakes

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  50. krazihottkelli??? | July 16, 2007 at 12:03 pm

    gettin ready to go
    zwimming and wanted
    to tell Bill Clinton
    a good morning???

    Reply

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