Cameron Diaz looks like death

October 18th, 2006 // 112 Comments

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  1. diavolobella

    Nice blackheads all over her nose. Ughhhh

  2. ApacheRose

    Right…. and we thought the Scary Spice story was the most frightening thing on the ‘Fish today. Yikes.

  3. mrs.t

    34 my ass. she has got to be mid-forties, and her pores do not take kindly to the ‘bronzer’.

    For the love of god, get her a skin peel before she releases the Kracken.

  4. BibaBui

    Is the sun over exposure. I don’t know why people think that looking like a orange desert snake is “fabulous and healthy”.

    She needs a peeling ASAP. With sulfuric acid.

  5. mikeski

    Can’t sleep, clown’ll eat me.

  6. tits_on_snack

    She’s looked like this forever – people are only noticing this now?

    She’s always had a fucked up scary face.

  7. jrzmommy

    She looks like “Chief” from “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.”

  8. Ms. Sass

    I’m scared!

  9. GirlyGirl

    LOL! My God, man. She’s not aging well.
    Mmmm. Juicyfruit.

  10. Basheera

    Who cares what she looks like, with a mouth like that, I bet she can fellate like a champ.

  11. She’s bringing back sexy…
    if sexy was cowhide.

  12. llllllllll

    I FUCKEN HATE HER FACE. I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A PURSE OUT OF HER LEATHERY SKIN

  13. mrs.t

    She also has some big Chiclet teeth. What about those, um, canines?

  14. Take a look at how hot she was when she was in “the Mask”

    What the hell happened?! aren’t celebrities supposed to have access to special magical skin formulas containing Zimbabwayan Monkey semen that keeps them forever young? (See Morgan Fairchild/Bo Derrek)

    Damn, What happened to Cameron? for that matter what happened to Terri hatcher? Oh thats right, annorexia.

  15. BarbadoSlim

    ridden hard and put away wet, bitch doesn’t need a make up artist, she needs a car detailer to condition that leather

  16. Wampoon.com

    HOLY CRAP! That made me jump out of my gaming chair.

    http://wampoon.com

  17. Ooops, forgot the link. Ok, I’ll try that one more time.

    Take a look at how hot she used to be. What happened?

    http://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/Cameron_Diaz_2.jpg

  18. Ossie19

    She truly looks like Dopey from Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

  19. mrs.t

    Spindoc, that is an amazing point of comparison. You may ask, ‘What happened?’

    The bigger question remains: ‘How did she change species?’

  20. RichPort

    When did Tim Burton’s creations start to come alive?

  21. Dammit, why don’t photographers stop taking these close up pictures of stars, man!

    Nobody was to see that! It ruins the fantasy! Do we REALLY want to see a closeup shot of Jessica Alba, or Eva Longoria with no makeup?

    I mean, give us men a break…

    http://www.blackbeatpress.com

  22. sexybitch

    Shit, I don’t want to see Eva Longoria WITH makeup. Give us ALL a break.

  23. spatz

    crikey!!

  24. kate

    I thought MY pores were bad.

  25. shell

    No one can accuse her of having any work done on her face

  26. heisthejuan

    Is this why JT attacks paparazzi that get too close? He doesn’t want us to know his shame.

  27. jrzmommy

    Jack’o-lantern lookin’ motherfucker.

  28. she’s bringing leatherback (YEAH!)…those other handbags don’t know how to act (YEAH!)…her face is wrinkled up like my nutsack (YEAH!)…she is a beard for the dancing fag(YEAH!)…

    botox, girl…(go head, bitch, go with it)

  29. qico

    thats some scary ass shit…..

  30. 86

    Thanks for my first genuine laugh of the day.

  31. The Gilbs

    24-no shit. JT could stick his dick in those pores. Gross!

  32. jrzmommy

    her face is like perennially on the magnified side of the mirror.

  33. Jessie

    When they discuss actors who will disappear from the industry when we switch to HDTV, Diaz is always at the top of the list.

    Now I see why.

  34. aliomali

    Wow…And I thought K-Fed did a number on Brittney. What did JT to to Cameron?

  35. JB Fletcher

    the olsen twins in ten years.guaranteed.

    especially the skinny one.

    homegirl needs to stay out of the sun.her skin should be made into a bag.

    but it needs conditioning first.

    YIKES!

  36. The Gilbs

    She still looks good from a far.

  37. Crystal Gayle as coke whore. I agree with others who can’t reconcile the fresh-faced Cameron from The Mask and the horrid voodoo glowskull leering at us in those pics. It’s what Hollywood does to people – the drugs, the nonstop partying, alcohol, nasty sex to play connect the penises to Paris Hilton’s heiress herpes. In hindsight I can’t believe she sued that photog who tried to sell pics of her topless. Looking like that, and at this stage in her “career”, you would think she would appreciate shots of her twenty-year old tits and fresh complexion making the rounds. To top off the fugly, I have read repeatedly that she is an absolute cunt to P.A.s and little people on set.

  38. True, these are not her most flattering pics, but the truth is that without botox, surgery, etc. this is what happens. It is called aging.

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com

  39. jrzmommy

    Since I am technically retarded, could someone PLEASE do me a favor and show me what it would look like if Cameron Diaz and Brian Peppers had a baby? Is there anyway to photoshop or whatever this lead photo of Cam with this…..http://static.flickr.com/8/10180188_b56ef7d76b.jpg

  40. xavierh

    I’ve heard that she’s had crap skin for like a decade, that she’s one of those stars who dread the switch to HDTV as it reveals a multitude of sins. But yikes!

  41. sjb16

    @39

    Please don’t suggest such a horrible thing! What have we ever done to you?

    That photo of Peppers was more than enough to scare the paint off of my car, shit’s peeling after that!

  42. From far away, they look pretty ok but once you hit that zoom button or do any close up shots, all hell breaks loose.

  43. LilRach

    It’s called ageing people! Ok so she is ageing a bit quickly considering she is only 34 – but give her a break – she is only one of many celebs who has opted not to go to extreme lengths to keep her youth and not look all plastic – we mock them if they do and we mock them if they don’t! Can’t bloody win!

    I must admit though a good facial for her once in a while wouldn’t hurt.

  44. PigsWalkUpright

    Its called HD cameras, the old tricks aren’t working anymore.

  45. BarbadoSlim

    *from Showtime at the Apollo*

    Cameron Diaz pores be so big i’m getting sucked in as I write this POssssssssstttt!@%&%#

  46. sonya

    tee hee…Voodoo Glowskulls.

  47. screammylungzout

    omg! cant sleep, clown’ll eat me, cant sleep, clown’ll eat me…

  48. ImaCracka

    That is one horrendous looking bitch!!!!!

    Good lord Im going to print that out and scare the shit out of the kids in my area on halloween!!!!!

    Justin screws that????????

  49. Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest

    YAAAA! A little anxious with the Halloween mask I C. I’m just trying to figure out what she’s suppose to be. If she’s going for the over-the-hill-starlet looked shes got it pegged. Or scabby crack slut she could double for. I’m SOOOOOO happy for Justin for baggin’ “The most beautiful girl in Hollywood” (His words).

  50. NipsyHustle

    # 26 —i wet myself a little laughing at your post.

    her face needs to be shut all the way down for an unspecified amount of time. i’d suggest imploding it and stripping it down to the bone. this mess is beyond “touch ups”.

    justin is doing the right thing by keeping cameras and light away from this disaster. i’m sure he has her on a strictly doggystyle diet.

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