Cameron Diaz is ‘a lot of woman’

April 1st, 2008 // 62 Comments

Cameron Diaz is enjoying the single life and isn’t sulking over the loss of Justin Timberlake. In fact, she’s all about the dudes and basically admits to Us Magazine that’s she a barrel of insane to date:

“I like boys — a lot. I’m boy crazy. That hasn’t changed since I was very young.”
But even Diaz knows she’s not the easiest partner to date.
“I’m a lot of woman — in a lot of ways,” she says. “And I understand that can be intimidating.”

I think what Cameron Diaz meant to say is she has a whole lot of women in her mouth. And there’s plenty of room for more! Call now. This is not a time share. Operators are standing by.

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  1. lathan

    first?

  2. Lipper

    She is NOT aging well.

    And what’s with the bath towel for a dress? Get a stylist!

  3. kevin

    Isn’t she getting old WAY TOO QUICKLY??????????????? she looks old in these pics

  4. I head she went to a spa to get a facial and kept leaving her tongue out and her eyes tightly shut while wondering aloud if it would be just that one dude administering her lotion…..

  5. nipolian

    What was this dude in?

  6. mensa

    where’s D.Richards? i miss his comments.

  7. What part of this skin and bones dork is to much to handle??

  8. Any self-respecting woman over the age of 25 would not talk that way.

  9. Danielle

    Yeah, I think she meant that she is NOT a woman…at all.

    Because baked tomato red skin, a poo face & huge roach stomper feet turn any guy on…which is why she likes boys SO much.

  10. BunnyButt

    Wow, this is the best Rutger Hauer has looked in YEARS!!

  11. WOOF

    I just threw up a little. She is 2nd only to Sarah Jessica Parker who i’d rather put my dick in a broken window than her. And by broken window i mean Cameron Diaz’s nacho.

  12. Auntie Kryst

    Wow what happened? She’s a far cry from The Mask days. Princess Fiona, stick to voiceover work.

    @11 good one BB!!

  13. havoc

    I have a feeling that her incessant giggling would force me to waste her……

    .

  14. veggi

    “I’m a lot of woman — in a lot of ways. And I understand that can be intimidating.”

    Didn’t Frist say that once?

    Wait…no, it was Jimbo.

  15. insecthero

    Damn, and to think I once thought she was hot.

  16. Zed

    A typical 30 year old blonde…wrinkled and face and body falling apart.

  17. Jumpin_J

    She does have a lot of room in her mouth. I was thinking of developing a condo in there. Maybe with a dog run. I love dogs. And for the record, she’s 35.

  18. Kurt

    Cameren Diaz should have played the Joker in The Dark Knight.

  19. Stacy

    I LOVE Cameron Diaz!!!!! I think she is fantastic!!! She is a free spirit, and thats what she means. She does what she wants and doesn’t conform to what a man might want. Most men can’t handle that. What is wrong with you females that you can’t appreciate a strong woman? I think she was too independent for JT. I think he ultimately wants a woman to be there for him. Thats fine, but what is up with people dissing Cam for that!?! Its too bad so many people are jealous of celebs, and turn on them so easily. I admire the girl…wish I could be like her.

  20. Mia

    She obviously takes care of herself and has not had any cosmetic surgery. She is cute and is proud of her body and did not buy into breast implants. I wish her well. She is not wearing a flattering dress for her cute figure. The dress she is wearing is best for women with fat on their stomach, hips, and rear end.

  21. Vince Lombardi

    Diaz: “I’d like to thank the folks at Nickelodeon for this cleverly disguised marital aid with aluminum foil wrapped around it since there is just one (picture 4) person sleeping in my bed nowadays…. This sucker will come in handy… and you can insert any pun you like there…. I’d also like to thank my “Something About Mary” co-star Lin Shaye who played my neighbor Magda for the loan of the dress….”

  22. the truth

    20 and 21 are the same person.
    she looks HORRIBLE!

  23. veggi

    23, yes. And # 15 is a fucking douchefucker.. seriously, what’s the point dumbass??

  24. busted

    time to invest in some lazor treatments, IPL, glycoric acid, chemical peels, juvaderm, restolyn, botox, perlane, fraxel, photofacials, skin resurfacing, bleaching creams, retin-a, a muzzle, and heavy makeup.

  25. Kurt

    Cameren Diaz should have played the Joker in The Dark Knight.

  26. Kurt

    Cameren Diaz should have played the Joker in The Dark Knight.

  27. Auntie Kryst

    @22 Coach, lotta talk about this chick being a “free spirit.” I don’t know about you, but she’s no Joey Heatherton. Even Forrest Greg would pull his face out of the playbooks to take a look at her right??

  28. Dirk Diggler

    I’d hit it from behind, so long as her face was pushed in a pillow so I didn’t have to:
    1) see it
    2) listen to her yapping
    3) kiss that black hole of a mouth
    4) cuddle after

  29. That's an old movie

    Dirk’s gonna end up with bruises from her bony ass.

  30. veggi

    #24 – what’s the point?

  31. dude

    Good posts, everyone.

    She looks hot for 58.

  32. dude

    by the way, where’s my fucking serving of spam that tells me where I can meet her on stupidfuckingdatingwhatever.com?

  33. woodhorse

    Joey Heatherton was so stoned on drugs she couldn’t speak clearly on National Television. One would have to go to Paula Abdul for a modern day Joey Heatherton.

    I’ve said it before – Can’t harsh on Cameron. She reminds me too much of my best friend in high school who was a blast to hang with and Cameron probably is too.

  34. cookiepuss

    Cameron, sunscreen is your friend.

  35. horsewood

    Yeah, she’s a great girlfriend…then she bangs your boyfriend. And tells everybody he’s got a small dick (but that’s only because she can comfortably fit a horse’s cock in her mouth).

  36. She dumped Timberlake ’cause she finally realized he had a bigger pussy than she has.

    #1 & 2 – both losers!

    #33 – LOL

  37. woodhorse

    @36 Ted Casablanca only tells half the story too and I’m terrible at guessing. Not only would she be a terrible girlfriend but that also would be a terrible boyfriend – not because of the dick size but because of the untrustworthiness.

  38. fygu

    She’s a whole lot of ugly.
    And to the person commending her for not selling out and getting breast implants, she got a nose job a couple of years ago. Why is this woman considered beautiful???

  39. Vince Lombardi

    Auntie, if I recall, most of my team lusted after Joey Heatherton (being Eye-talian, Sophia Loren did it for me), but when the fecal matter hit the rotary oscillator, they wanted to marry Carol Lynley. Or whoever was Kielbasa Queen in Wausau that year. But then, I’m dead so my memory ain’t so good…

    (aside) ….hey, Nitchske! Auntie says you hit like Joey Heatherton!

    heheh… that got his concussed ass up. Maybe I’ll even forgive him for being in “The Longest Yard.” The good one. Not the one where that colored kid plays Burt Reynolds.

    (aside) …. CHRIST, Hutson! …you let Reggie White catch you with one miracle hammie?!?

    Where was I? Oh, yeah. Burt Reynolds. Now that guy’s wife, Loni Anderson? Hoo boy….

    (aside) …what the hell??

    I gotta go. Reggie’s starting a prayer meeting at midfield and startin’ to talk about the Japs again…. last time he did that, The Big Guy had him doin’ laps at the Pearly before lettin’ him in. We had to play short-handed on the D-Line for SIX MONTHS.

    (aside) …break it up, break it up!

  40. Thank God I'm Not Blonde

    How do you expect her to age?

  41. Anon

    When a woman talks about men being intimidated and thats why they can’t get dates, or have a successful relationship it’s to make everyone believe that it’s the man who’s at fault.
    It’s just a way of boosting their fragile ego. Ask them if they would date someone who did what they wanted and never listened to them because they aren’t conforming and they would say no.
    Why should you expect someone your supposed to be dating to have to “handle” you.
    Relationships are about working together and not about proving a point. Showing how much of a “woman” you are. Put your insecurities aside, realise that your the common problem throughout all of your relationships and work on why you push the men in your life away instead of kidding yourself that they ran away because your “too much woman” for them.
    what does that mean anyway? she’s too much woman compared to other women? she has too much oestrogen? 3 breast 2 vaginas?
    If you don’t think that phrase is stupid imagine a man saying he’s too much man for you. what would you think then.
    I think too much woman must mean she has a huge vagina and she knows it so shes trying to convince everyone that the problem doesn’t lie with the fact a man would need to have an elephants dick attached to him to even touch her sides.

  42. boo

    Isn’t 35 kind of old to describe yourself as boy crazy?

  43. Lidiya

    is that a hoss intropia dress she’s wearing? it’s pretty. i have one of sort of a similar style except it doesn’t look like shit on me. go figure.

  44. Skip

    Oh My God! I used to love the Popeye cartoon and had been wondering what the Sea Hag was up to these days.

  45. nerdkiller

    she looks yucky. daddy no likey

  46. kc

    She’s an annoying bimbo. And every single one of you stupid bitches on here idolizes her.

  47. me

    If we could only harness the power that is the black hole, that is her mouth, then we could solve all the world’s energy needs.

  48. Harry Ballzack

    Never did like her – she’s just another hollwood snake

  49. Italian Stallion

    We should send her to Ethiopia. Just her breathing alone would take care of all those flies around those poor little naggers heads……….

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