Cameron Diaz in Daisy Dukes and other news

- Ashton Kutcher is clearly not having sex with Demi Moore. [Dlisted]

- Jesse James dodged a bullet if you don’t count the settlement that just happened. [PopEater]

- Somebody’s going to need to burn that grocery store down. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Jackson Rathbone: A Tale of Shitass Vampire Make-Up. [Lainey Gossip]

- Christina Aguilera and her almost-cleavage. [HollywoodTuna]

- Victoria Justice should legally not be allowed to look like that. [StarPulse]

- Lady GaGa is my kind of drunk. [TheFABlife]

- Wesley Snipes says Michael Jackson was an angel that we “didn’t take good care of.” I assume he means letting him near children. What were we thinking?! [Just Jared]

- Julia Roberts has some fucked up fans. [Celebslam]

- Mindy McCready has a sex tape. PASS. [The Blemish]

- Britney Spears is staying in hotels again. I’ll alert the Pentagon. [PopSugar]

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