Cameron Diaz in a bikini

February 3rd, 2010 // 112 Comments

Cameron Diaz found some time to hit the beach while filming Knight and Day in the Caribbean with Tom Cruise, and you know what I just noticed? There are never rumors about him sleeping with his leading ladies. Seriously, never. Every other actor in the world is accused at least once during a film of banging a female co-worker, but not Tom Cruise. Because no one would believe it. Even the kooks who swear they photographed the Loch Ness Monster rimming Elvis outside the White House would be like “Tom Cruise in a woman’s vagina? Ahahaha! You should be in a mental institution.”

(Could you tell I had absolutely nothing to say about Cameron Diaz? MISDIRECTION.)

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Taz

    she still looks very good

  2. McFeely Smackup

    that’s not as painful to look at as I expected.

  3. Rough--does it all for the "children"

    Its a shame she belongs to the four fingers club like Aniston….

  4. big fat bob

    #3 what the F is that supposed to mean.?.? duh

  5. Richard McBeef

    @4 – I think it might have something to do with this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLS_HARAYZQ

    I still would Diaz, but it’s been a long road downhill since her peak, which was probably The Mask.

  6. Good Penmanship

    new writer = not funny

  7. Phil McCrakin

    Ain’t nothing wrong with her that a paper bag wouldn’t take care of.

  8. rod johnson

    #7 – especially if you cut the top off the bag so she could slide it down to cover the area below her tits and above her waist.

  9. vix

    Of course, Tom did sleep with Nicole when she was his leading lady…

  10. big fat bob

    i’d still like to sniff her bum bum ….

  11. jenn

    there is nothing wrong with her. she actually looks quite pretty

  12. Wacker

    She gets a “wack”.

  13. Richard McBeef

    @9 – ALLEGEDLY

  14. Richard McBee

    @9 – ALLEGEDLY

  15. Mark

    He was accused of sleeping with Penelope Cruz while filming Vanilla Sky…and he was sleeping with her!

    Nice try supes.

  16. bribios

    @5 Mask was definitely her peak. I usually like the really skinny girls but she was way cuter when she had at least SOME flesh on her bones.

  17. Richard McBeef

    @15 – ALLEGEDLY

  18. sixpack

    this woman does nothing for me. When she opens up her yap during interviews, makes it even worse

  19. jt

    Number 10 — from what i’ve heard about cameron, she would absolutely have no problem with you sniffing her bum bum.

  20. moi

    I disagree…the reason he doesn’t get accused is because he does NOT come off as a sleaze…he stands strongly by what he believes him, and somehow that translates into good morals.

  21. Magic Jack

    She has the diet soft drink pudge going on in the mid-section. If she dropped the sugar-weight puffiness she’d be hot. It’s her freakin’ job to look hot. Slacker…

  22. whatdoyoucare

    Where do you get such high quality images?

  23. oooaaahhh

    she is one of my all time fav’s. her legs go one forever.

  24. Randy Landers

    Absolutely Gorgeous!

  25. No curves...

    She’s built like railroad tracks… :( DO NOT WANT!

  26. eww

    Cameron Diaz is one of the the ugliest women out there. She is a joker-faced freak. Her ass is flat, her tits are saggy, and her face is wrinkled. What the fuck happened to her. She was so hot in The Mask, then pretty hot in There’s Something About Mary, but after that, she went downhill fast.

    She ruins every movie she is in too.

    Why does she act like a 20 year old. You are not young Cameron. You are a disgusting old piece of shit. Just like Jennifer Aniston you will die alone. The only people who will date you are celebrities looking for fame or average joes after your money. No one will ever love you because you are old and ugly.

  27. Rough--does it all for the "children"

    #27 Hope ms diaz return the loan…geez

  28. She’s too thin, I really don’t like her

  29. d

    There is nothing I can say about this hag that is positive. Her looks are sub-par, her acting sucks, her personality is pathetic, she’s dumb as a stump, I heard she has AIDS too.

  30. Smarm

    “27. eww – February 3, 2010 6:28 PM

    Cameron Diaz is one of the the ugliest women out there. She is a joker-faced freak. Her ass is flat, her tits are saggy, and her face is wrinkled. What the fuck happened to her. She was so hot in The Mask, then pretty hot in There’s Something About Mary, but after that, she went downhill fast.

    She ruins every movie she is in too.

    Why does she act like a 20 year old. You are not young Cameron. You are a disgusting old piece of shit. Just like Jennifer Aniston you will die alone. The only people who will date you are celebrities looking for fame or average joes after your money. No one will ever love you because you are old and ugly.”

    Youre a fucking idiot. Shes far hotter than anything you’ll ever get within a half mile of, and you have the nerve to fucking blast her for being ugly? Where’s your mugshot, fuckstick? Yea, thats what I figured. Until you re ready to come out on your own and show us your nasty ass and that wilderbeast of a cunt you’re probably fucking and calling a wife (or pet), keep your cockholster closed.

    Do you really think posting some shit like that is going to get you props because of its ‘shock value’ ?? Do everyone a favor , run a nice warm bath, kick back, and slit both wrists, then just lie back and take a short nap. Sound like a plan ? Great, talk soon!

  31. Cameron is nothing but a Goddess to me! she’s very pretty and astounding…

  32. Judy Pudy

    Her new nose job is ugly. Her nose was cute before, and now she just looks meh, like all the rest of Hollywood.

    I don’t even know why they still use actors with all the computer digital stuff now. They can make all the fembots look different, not like the real live Hollywood clone face actors we see over and over and over again my friend.

    # 24, her legs look like that to only you because your computer download must be messed up.

  33. pimp

    i’d clean the spokes on her turd cutter with my tongue…but that’s not saying much…

  34. eww

    @ #31: Aww, you must be an old ugly piece of shit sticking up for your own kind huh. Face it, Cameron is a loser – an ugly pathetic loser. She’s classless as well. The bitch is nothing but an immature dike.

  35. Smarm

    “35. eww – February 3, 2010 6:57 PM

    @ #31: Aww, you must be an old ugly piece of shit sticking up for your own kind huh. Face it, Cameron is a loser – an ugly pathetic loser. She’s classless as well. The bitch is nothing but an immature dike.”

    Hate to break it to you moron but it appears most everyone seems to agree w he/she, as opposed to your dumb ass…. you should quit while you’re behind. Shes hot, youre a waste of life(was going to say of a brain, but its painfully apparently you dont suffer from that calamity because you’re missing yours), and trolling the site and repeating the same lame shit over and over doesnt make it anymore true.

  36. mensa

    Kiddies, please. None of us know Cameron Diaz personally, and she’s not exactly out there shooting people in the head, is she? Why get so hot and bothered about someone that none of us have ever met?

  37. She has’nt done much latley … when is Shrek 7 comin out?

  38. sroun

    NOT FUNNY.
    HE WAS RUMOURED WITH PENELOPE CRUZ FROM VANILLA SKY AND BACK WHEN HE WAS IN THAT FILM WITH NICOLE KIDMAN.

    FAIL!!!

    LIKE KANYE, SOMETIMES ITS BETTER IF YOU JUST SHUT UP.

  39. oooaaahhh

    @#33 – seems like you have leg envy. and for all the other haters, CD is holding herself together a lot better than most you all and most of the 20-somethings I see.

  40. Kitty Furry

    craziness

  41. cwp

    #27 eww
    Something tells me your fat. You are far too bitter. Wtf??

  42. Drundel

    For an older chick, she looks great. I’d take her over a lot of 20 year olds.

  43. JDug

    There have been lots of rumors over the years of TC banging his co-stars. He banged Rebecca De Mornay who he co-starred in Risky Business with. They had hot scenes in that movie! He also was banging Nicole Kidman during Days of Thunder and he was banging Penelope Cruz during Vanilla Sky. Those examples are off the top of the head. He’s a serial co-star banger.

  44. Wow..what is she..over 40…and looking very fine. Great Pics.

  45. nothing wrong with how she looks, she should take THE MASK off though

  46. gen

    How can anyone look at these pics and not say that that is a beautiful lady? You guys are so effing mean sometimes… actually all the time.

  47. Ava

    She has the body of a tree trunk.

  48. whoa

    What the…someone clearly doesn’t know what most women Cameron’s age look like!!! As Peter Griffin (I hate family guy but whatevs) would say, “Yew think dat’s beaaadd…” Look around!!!

  49. hmm, I go back and forth on her body…yes, she has long legs and can pull off a mini…I’ve seen a lot worse but she was the hottest back when she did “The Mask”

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