Cameron Diaz in a bikini

Cameron Diaz found some time to hit the beach while filming Knight and Day in the Caribbean with Tom Cruise, and you know what I just noticed? There are never rumors about him sleeping with his leading ladies. Seriously, never. Every other actor in the world is accused at least once during a film of banging a female co-worker, but not Tom Cruise. Because no one would believe it. Even the kooks who swear they photographed the Loch Ness Monster rimming Elvis outside the White House would be like “Tom Cruise in a woman’s vagina? Ahahaha! You should be in a mental institution.”

(Could you tell I had absolutely nothing to say about Cameron Diaz? MISDIRECTION.)

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