Cameron Diaz in a bikini

February 3rd, 2010 // 112 Comments

Cameron Diaz found some time to hit the beach while filming Knight and Day in the Caribbean with Tom Cruise, and you know what I just noticed? There are never rumors about him sleeping with his leading ladies. Seriously, never. Every other actor in the world is accused at least once during a film of banging a female co-worker, but not Tom Cruise. Because no one would believe it. Even the kooks who swear they photographed the Loch Ness Monster rimming Elvis outside the White House would be like “Tom Cruise in a woman’s vagina? Ahahaha! You should be in a mental institution.”

(Could you tell I had absolutely nothing to say about Cameron Diaz? MISDIRECTION.)

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Comments (112)

  1. Taz | February 3, 2010 at 3:42 pm

    she still looks very good

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  2. McFeely Smackup | February 3, 2010 at 3:46 pm

    that’s not as painful to look at as I expected.

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  3. Rough--does it all for the "children" | February 3, 2010 at 3:46 pm

    Its a shame she belongs to the four fingers club like Aniston….

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  4. big fat bob | February 3, 2010 at 3:48 pm

    #3 what the F is that supposed to mean.?.? duh

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  5. Richard McBeef | February 3, 2010 at 3:51 pm

    @4 – I think it might have something to do with this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLS_HARAYZQ

    I still would Diaz, but it’s been a long road downhill since her peak, which was probably The Mask.

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  6. Good Penmanship | February 3, 2010 at 3:53 pm

    new writer = not funny

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  7. Phil McCrakin | February 3, 2010 at 3:53 pm

    Ain’t nothing wrong with her that a paper bag wouldn’t take care of.

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  8. rod johnson | February 3, 2010 at 3:56 pm

    #7 – especially if you cut the top off the bag so she could slide it down to cover the area below her tits and above her waist.

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  9. vix | February 3, 2010 at 4:00 pm

    Of course, Tom did sleep with Nicole when she was his leading lady…

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  10. big fat bob | February 3, 2010 at 4:01 pm

    i’d still like to sniff her bum bum ….

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  11. jenn | February 3, 2010 at 4:09 pm

    there is nothing wrong with her. she actually looks quite pretty

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  12. Wacker | February 3, 2010 at 4:17 pm

    She gets a “wack”.

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  13. Richard McBeef | February 3, 2010 at 4:18 pm

    @9 – ALLEGEDLY

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  14. Richard McBee | February 3, 2010 at 4:19 pm

    @9 – ALLEGEDLY

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  15. Mark | February 3, 2010 at 4:25 pm

    He was accused of sleeping with Penelope Cruz while filming Vanilla Sky…and he was sleeping with her!

    Nice try supes.

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  16. bribios | February 3, 2010 at 4:27 pm

    @5 Mask was definitely her peak. I usually like the really skinny girls but she was way cuter when she had at least SOME flesh on her bones.

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  17. Richard McBeef | February 3, 2010 at 4:27 pm

    @15 – ALLEGEDLY

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  18. Vibrators | February 3, 2010 at 4:32 pm

    looking hot!

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  19. sixpack | February 3, 2010 at 4:52 pm

    this woman does nothing for me. When she opens up her yap during interviews, makes it even worse

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  20. jt | February 3, 2010 at 4:56 pm

    Number 10 — from what i’ve heard about cameron, she would absolutely have no problem with you sniffing her bum bum.

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  21. moi | February 3, 2010 at 5:21 pm

    I disagree…the reason he doesn’t get accused is because he does NOT come off as a sleaze…he stands strongly by what he believes him, and somehow that translates into good morals.

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  22. Magic Jack | February 3, 2010 at 5:42 pm

    She has the diet soft drink pudge going on in the mid-section. If she dropped the sugar-weight puffiness she’d be hot. It’s her freakin’ job to look hot. Slacker…

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  23. whatdoyoucare | February 3, 2010 at 5:44 pm

    Where do you get such high quality images?

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  24. oooaaahhh | February 3, 2010 at 6:17 pm

    she is one of my all time fav’s. her legs go one forever.

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  25. Randy Landers | February 3, 2010 at 6:22 pm

    Absolutely Gorgeous!

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  26. No curves... | February 3, 2010 at 6:27 pm

    She’s built like railroad tracks… :( DO NOT WANT!

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  27. eww | February 3, 2010 at 6:28 pm

    Cameron Diaz is one of the the ugliest women out there. She is a joker-faced freak. Her ass is flat, her tits are saggy, and her face is wrinkled. What the fuck happened to her. She was so hot in The Mask, then pretty hot in There’s Something About Mary, but after that, she went downhill fast.

    She ruins every movie she is in too.

    Why does she act like a 20 year old. You are not young Cameron. You are a disgusting old piece of shit. Just like Jennifer Aniston you will die alone. The only people who will date you are celebrities looking for fame or average joes after your money. No one will ever love you because you are old and ugly.

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  28. Rough--does it all for the "children" | February 3, 2010 at 6:36 pm

    #27 Hope ms diaz return the loan…geez

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  29. Mike | February 3, 2010 at 6:36 pm

    She’s too thin, I really don’t like her

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  30. d | February 3, 2010 at 6:48 pm

    There is nothing I can say about this hag that is positive. Her looks are sub-par, her acting sucks, her personality is pathetic, she’s dumb as a stump, I heard she has AIDS too.

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  31. Smarm | February 3, 2010 at 6:49 pm

    “27. eww – February 3, 2010 6:28 PM

    Cameron Diaz is one of the the ugliest women out there. She is a joker-faced freak. Her ass is flat, her tits are saggy, and her face is wrinkled. What the fuck happened to her. She was so hot in The Mask, then pretty hot in There’s Something About Mary, but after that, she went downhill fast.

    She ruins every movie she is in too.

    Why does she act like a 20 year old. You are not young Cameron. You are a disgusting old piece of shit. Just like Jennifer Aniston you will die alone. The only people who will date you are celebrities looking for fame or average joes after your money. No one will ever love you because you are old and ugly.”

    Youre a fucking idiot. Shes far hotter than anything you’ll ever get within a half mile of, and you have the nerve to fucking blast her for being ugly? Where’s your mugshot, fuckstick? Yea, thats what I figured. Until you re ready to come out on your own and show us your nasty ass and that wilderbeast of a cunt you’re probably fucking and calling a wife (or pet), keep your cockholster closed.

    Do you really think posting some shit like that is going to get you props because of its ’shock value’ ?? Do everyone a favor , run a nice warm bath, kick back, and slit both wrists, then just lie back and take a short nap. Sound like a plan ? Great, talk soon!

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  32. Stewart @ Medical Billing in Jacksonville | February 3, 2010 at 6:50 pm

    Cameron is nothing but a Goddess to me! she’s very pretty and astounding…

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  33. Judy Pudy | February 3, 2010 at 6:51 pm

    Her new nose job is ugly. Her nose was cute before, and now she just looks meh, like all the rest of Hollywood.

    I don’t even know why they still use actors with all the computer digital stuff now. They can make all the fembots look different, not like the real live Hollywood clone face actors we see over and over and over again my friend.

    # 24, her legs look like that to only you because your computer download must be messed up.

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  34. pimp | February 3, 2010 at 6:54 pm

    i’d clean the spokes on her turd cutter with my tongue…but that’s not saying much…

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  35. eww | February 3, 2010 at 6:57 pm

    @ #31: Aww, you must be an old ugly piece of shit sticking up for your own kind huh. Face it, Cameron is a loser – an ugly pathetic loser. She’s classless as well. The bitch is nothing but an immature dike.

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  36. Smarm | February 3, 2010 at 7:11 pm

    “35. eww – February 3, 2010 6:57 PM

    @ #31: Aww, you must be an old ugly piece of shit sticking up for your own kind huh. Face it, Cameron is a loser – an ugly pathetic loser. She’s classless as well. The bitch is nothing but an immature dike.”

    Hate to break it to you moron but it appears most everyone seems to agree w he/she, as opposed to your dumb ass…. you should quit while you’re behind. Shes hot, youre a waste of life(was going to say of a brain, but its painfully apparently you dont suffer from that calamity because you’re missing yours), and trolling the site and repeating the same lame shit over and over doesnt make it anymore true.

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  37. mensa | February 3, 2010 at 7:24 pm

    Kiddies, please. None of us know Cameron Diaz personally, and she’s not exactly out there shooting people in the head, is she? Why get so hot and bothered about someone that none of us have ever met?

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  38. Plastic Dog Kennel | February 3, 2010 at 7:31 pm

    She has’nt done much latley … when is Shrek 7 comin out?

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  39. sroun | February 3, 2010 at 7:36 pm

    NOT FUNNY.
    HE WAS RUMOURED WITH PENELOPE CRUZ FROM VANILLA SKY AND BACK WHEN HE WAS IN THAT FILM WITH NICOLE KIDMAN.

    FAIL!!!

    LIKE KANYE, SOMETIMES ITS BETTER IF YOU JUST SHUT UP.

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  40. oooaaahhh | February 3, 2010 at 7:42 pm

    @#33 – seems like you have leg envy. and for all the other haters, CD is holding herself together a lot better than most you all and most of the 20-somethings I see.

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  41. Kitty Furry | February 3, 2010 at 7:51 pm

    craziness

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  42. cwp | February 3, 2010 at 8:36 pm

    #27 eww
    Something tells me your fat. You are far too bitter. Wtf??

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  43. Drundel | February 3, 2010 at 8:44 pm

    For an older chick, she looks great. I’d take her over a lot of 20 year olds.

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  44. JDug | February 3, 2010 at 8:46 pm

    There have been lots of rumors over the years of TC banging his co-stars. He banged Rebecca De Mornay who he co-starred in Risky Business with. They had hot scenes in that movie! He also was banging Nicole Kidman during Days of Thunder and he was banging Penelope Cruz during Vanilla Sky. Those examples are off the top of the head. He’s a serial co-star banger.

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  45. Rich | February 3, 2010 at 8:55 pm

    Wow..what is she..over 40…and looking very fine. Great Pics.

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  46. foghat | February 3, 2010 at 9:01 pm

    nothing wrong with how she looks, she should take THE MASK off though

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  47. gen | February 3, 2010 at 9:24 pm

    How can anyone look at these pics and not say that that is a beautiful lady? You guys are so effing mean sometimes… actually all the time.

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  48. Ava | February 3, 2010 at 10:57 pm

    She has the body of a tree trunk.

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  49. whoa | February 3, 2010 at 10:58 pm

    What the…someone clearly doesn’t know what most women Cameron’s age look like!!! As Peter Griffin (I hate family guy but whatevs) would say, “Yew think dat’s beaaadd…” Look around!!!

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  50. cheap r4 card | February 3, 2010 at 11:12 pm

    hmm, I go back and forth on her body…yes, she has long legs and can pull off a mini…I’ve seen a lot worse but she was the hottest back when she did “The Mask”

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