Here’s Cameron Diaz in Hawaii yesterday and is anyone else severely depressed by these pictures? You’d think Cameron Diaz in a bikini would be a more festive occasion, but honestly, I’ve experienced more excitement eating toast. Although, in fairness, I should point out I replaced the airbag in my car with a toaster. Ladies?
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Hash | May 27, 2009 at 1:12 pm
Frist.
devilsrain729 | May 27, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Washed up
BadGoat | May 27, 2009 at 1:16 pm
FRIST?? I guess you meant FIRST and who cares anyway.
She looks adorable. Why so grumpy Superficial?
g_girl | May 27, 2009 at 1:16 pm
amazing bod, what do you bitch about?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz | May 27, 2009 at 1:17 pm
Oh Jesus, here we go with the “looks great for her age” comments, to be topped by the “looks better than most 20-year-olds” comments.
We need some type of island where we can ship over-the-hill women who still consider themselves sexually attractive. I mean, other than Long Island.
Jimbo | May 27, 2009 at 1:18 pm
There goes my lunch..
@4 What bod? She has the body of a 12 year old Alter boy..
naas | May 27, 2009 at 1:18 pm
bikini posts ?
Deva | May 27, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Christ, now I understand what Justin Timberlake didn’t see in her.
joe | May 27, 2009 at 1:21 pm
She’s an avid surfer. Maybe that’s why she looks like a surfboard. Well, like the special models that include an acne-infested gargoyle face.
Hash | May 27, 2009 at 1:21 pm
No, I meant frist, otherwise no dumb fuck would be trolled and correct me.
I’d hit miss Diaz btw.
RichPort's Ghost | May 27, 2009 at 1:21 pm
I bet she can braid her bush… she looks bohemian like that.
bakinmycake | May 27, 2009 at 1:22 pm
I’d like to trade this thing in for something hotter.
How bout a Biel instead?
Biel is good.
Ted | May 27, 2009 at 1:23 pm
What exactly is “amazing” about her body? No tits, no ass. Yes, also no fat. I guess it’s true, for American women these days, that’s amazing.
gerard vandenberg | May 27, 2009 at 1:23 pm
“TITS” are indeed for sale, folks!!
g_girl | May 27, 2009 at 1:27 pm
you’re blind and you can all SUCK IT.
BadGoat | May 27, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Hey Hash (#10),
Who cares btw!
signed – dumb fuck
Photoshop Police | May 27, 2009 at 1:31 pm
SHUT UP!
Every one of you screamin bitch-tards would hit that!
EVERY FREAKIN ONE OF YOU!!!!!
sorry, I think that real-sugar mountain dew is gettin to me.
i love you all… even fake robot daisy
Jimbo | May 27, 2009 at 1:34 pm
@15, g_girl, do you kiss you r mother with that mouth?
Lori | May 27, 2009 at 1:36 pm
All I wanna know is why the hell I am not seeing the shirtless Rob Pattinson pictures on here-get RID of all your other duties and get with the fucking program Superficial dude!
glace neuf | May 27, 2009 at 1:38 pm
i would hit it like there’s no tomorrow. then wake up tomorrow and hit it again.
Valerie | May 27, 2009 at 1:39 pm
She’s got fucking fantastic legs to this day. Good for you Cameron!
ROUGH Daddy | May 27, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Aint nothing wrong with her! shes still a hottie tottie …the only problem is, id need something to gag her with so i can be spared that stupid laugh…
duh | May 27, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Yes, most men are horny and not especially picky so they’d “hit it”. (and your point is….?)
No, she doesn’t deserve to be known as a famously “hot” celebrity. Cartoonishly ugly face, complete with chronic adult acne, and a toned and fit but completely featureless body. The homosexuals who cast her in movies as the highly desirable beauty aren’t bothered by any of that, as they’re distracted by Tom Cruise’s lawyers telling them not to talk about their latest “backroom meeting” with him.
Les | May 27, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Suddenly I feel my self esteem being deflated…
Les | May 27, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Suddenly I feel my self esteem being deflated…
russ | May 27, 2009 at 1:43 pm
————-looks like a piece of driftwood washed up on shore————-
lucci | May 27, 2009 at 1:44 pm
i miss ‘the mask’ times, when she was HOT. now she just look like my sister without her makeup. but i’d still bang her, as I banged my sistah.
Jimbo | May 27, 2009 at 1:45 pm
@22 I always wondered what you did for a living Rough Daddy. Now I know you are a Catholic Priest..
dirk | May 27, 2009 at 1:48 pm
The Joker and Ernest Borgnine had a baby???
gil | May 27, 2009 at 1:49 pm
“Suddenly I feel my self esteem being deflated”
like Cameron’s ass?
ROUGH Daddy | May 27, 2009 at 1:55 pm
How ridiculous, it is impossible to like only a certain body type…
GuyHolly | May 27, 2009 at 2:05 pm
@22 why? she gonna laough when you pull out the two inch wonder worm?
MaryJane | May 27, 2009 at 2:08 pm
–This is so unrelated but don’t freak out on me,–
As I’m reading these comments my cat falls off the desk and lands on her side on the computer tower ((she’s not hurt!)) but it was so hard holding in my laughter I didn’t want to embarrass the poor thing any further.
-THE only time Cameron was hot was in the Mask,, she was SMOKIN’.
=]
Hash | May 27, 2009 at 2:13 pm
@33 – How’s said cat called?
Just_As_it_Is | May 27, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Her body loos fine to me. Although she’s ugly as fuck.
She completes my top three of ugliest faces in Hollywood
Plus I wouldn’t want to nail her… I don’t want her burping and farting all the time while she laughs hysterically.
Bic | May 27, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Photo shop is going to turn everyman in this country gay. If women don’t have plastic looking skin and perfect proportions guys flip shit. Sure she doesn’t look as great as she did in her prime but come on people, its not Susan Boyle in a bikini.
MaryJane | May 27, 2009 at 2:23 pm
@Hash-
Her name…..? Frances……….?
y3n0 | May 27, 2009 at 2:23 pm
Now this is more like it! More of this and less PR favor/shilling for Bradley Cooper and the like.
Stop ruining the site!
Hash | May 27, 2009 at 2:27 pm
@MaryJane,
Sorry, thought you were someone else :P
My regards to Frances!
Shawn | May 27, 2009 at 2:28 pm
The Joker face gets worse every time, but that’s still a tight bod. I’d pound it until her eyes popped out given the chance.
ROUGH Daddy | May 27, 2009 at 2:28 pm
@ 32 Hey mister wizard? theres nothing i hate more then a follower keep your comments to yourself…
mikeock | May 27, 2009 at 2:33 pm
These pictures didn’t turn on the guy who writes the comments because he’s gay. Or dead. Or gay and dead.
Jackson | May 27, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Thanks for posting a chick in a bikini that does not have a fat ass or big wide hips. These pics are not posed and airbrushed like Kim Kardaskanks pics.
Erica | May 27, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Shit, I credit where credit it due. That is a damn fine athletic body.
Alli Watermelon | May 27, 2009 at 2:45 pm
I would never call her UGLY. But, the only time I ever considered her remotely attractive was in, “The Mask”. Otherwise, I’m not a fan of her face or body. Eh, take it or leave it.
Hot Hot Hot | May 27, 2009 at 2:59 pm
Any one who says / thinks this is not one HOT piece of genuine American female should really consider moving to California and supporting gay marriage, since it is obvious you are gay.
Doc from the US | May 27, 2009 at 3:30 pm
She has a fit body for her body type and it shows. This is her natural best wthout fake breast implants or liposuction. I hope more Americans start practicing a healthy lifestyle by exercising regularly and eating in moderation. The US is lazy and I hope this changes. There are more fat people than fit people in the US. Only 1/2 of the US students graduate from high school. Americans quit making excuses and get busy.
karen | May 27, 2009 at 3:55 pm
the lower half of her stomach looks weird.
I’m guessing tummy tuck.
Jay | May 27, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Her body is amazing !!!!!! Perfect!!!! You FAT FUCKS ARE CRAZY. She works out and has achieved perfection.
RK | May 27, 2009 at 4:25 pm
these are the best photos of KD ever … no straight on picture of her BUTT FACE …