
There they are! How drunk was I last night? Somehow I let a transvestite run off with my Batman and Robin. No, that’s not a tranny, it’s Cameron Diaz. Oh, gross. Wow. I don’t even want them back. She can keep them. I’m okay with a deflated sac. Fortunately these washboard abs will be the perfect distraction. Yep, you can do laundry off these babies. Which I often do in the company of a lady. It makes her wonder where the muscle ends and the man begins.
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Loomit | September 18, 2007 at 5:26 pm
She is so hot!
Athena | September 18, 2007 at 5:27 pm
lol
Mike | September 18, 2007 at 5:27 pm
Fuck Cameron is fuckin ugly. One of the worst actors, and ugliest at that.
stuperstar | September 18, 2007 at 5:27 pm
yessss.. top 3
cookie monsta | September 18, 2007 at 5:27 pm
kinda makes ya wonder why JT hung around so long – must be a living hell waking up next to this thing !!
6th | September 18, 2007 at 5:29 pm
Sixth!
Ted from LA | September 18, 2007 at 5:30 pm
I’d date her for two reasons. Her checkbook and her left nipple (see photo @ 10). There’s something about nipples.
Barry LeFarge | September 18, 2007 at 5:31 pm
I didn’t know they had the Special Olympics for bacce ball. I learn something new everyday.
raquel | September 18, 2007 at 5:31 pm
JT hung around Cameron for the same reason that Ben Affleck married Jennifer Garner, Chad Lowe married Hilary Swank, and all but the most hardcore lesbians occasionally have sex with guys: sometimes you just need a cock in you.
smegma | September 18, 2007 at 5:32 pm
She looks so glamorous, happy, and youthful in pic #10.
hollyj | September 18, 2007 at 5:32 pm
BA HA HA!! That’s the FUNNIEST headline for that photo! HA HA
She looks good to be 167.
Lorena B. | September 18, 2007 at 5:34 pm
Once, a guy came in Cameron’s mouth. Once. She made the same face as in picture 4, and then cut off his penis.
imran karim | September 18, 2007 at 5:36 pm
is she with ashton
someone | September 18, 2007 at 5:40 pm
That is ASHTON! (Right?) Can someone confirm or refute this? Just weird that their together. Playing bocce ball nonetheless. They would actually have made a good couple. He likes older women.
grobpilot | September 18, 2007 at 5:45 pm
That is one worn-out lookin’ bitch, but……nice nipple!
grobpilot | September 18, 2007 at 5:46 pm
Looks like she’s going to be practicing proctology without a license in pic #7
mpm | September 18, 2007 at 5:47 pm
Why the hell is she with Ashton Kutcher, and why are they at a lame birthday party? Is this a hokey movie set or something?
ssdd | September 18, 2007 at 5:48 pm
Finally …another headline to lighten the mood … and funny ;) thankies……………
Now….what will Demi say when she takes a look at these …. is this from a movie set?? ..Either way … Ashton looks happy .. you never see him smile like this with her…
nina | September 18, 2007 at 5:57 pm
Demi watch out!!!
T | September 18, 2007 at 5:58 pm
Who’s got an uglier butter-face???
1) Fergie
2) Cameron Diaz
3) Lisa Rinna
4) This chick —> http://d21c.com/terri1/people/ugly.jpg
Joy | September 18, 2007 at 6:11 pm
Yeah… looks like someone is getting a little too close to Demi’s man.
Cameron and Demi are both old ladies now…
but at least Demi looks degnified for her age. You know, that classic 40ish beauty.
But Cameron… god. Her face looks like an old rubber puppet I had as a kid – anyone else remember Boglins?
Mystery Method | September 18, 2007 at 6:21 pm
Man, your balls look pretty heavy.
PunkA | September 18, 2007 at 6:25 pm
That is Josh Hartnett, you retards!!!!!!!!!!
Wow, CD has fallen off the ugly tree and hit way too many branches. Her looks are gone. Tragic.
Rose | September 18, 2007 at 6:26 pm
How ironic is it that she’s standing in front of Ashton Kutcher holding a pair of balls? If anyone needs those back…I think it’s him.
Waffleholic | September 18, 2007 at 6:31 pm
I think Hollywood has ran out of actual beautiful women to star in films and make due with a name brand ugly.
Facial Paralysis | September 18, 2007 at 6:40 pm
Bell’s Palsy is caused by herpes zoster. This is karma for her slutty ways.
the D.A. | September 18, 2007 at 6:46 pm
She is plain ugly. Always has been, always will be.
There are much better looking women working in grocery stores, auto parts stores, strip bars, restaurants.
Looks like shit piled about 5 feet high.
Joe54 | September 18, 2007 at 6:50 pm
Umm that’s Ashton Kutcher PunkA, probably pictures from the set of the movie they are doing together…
cowgirl | September 18, 2007 at 6:54 pm
Photo #11 – can’t she afford shoes that aren’t torn!?!?!??! What the heck?
Mike | September 18, 2007 at 7:08 pm
That’s Ashton she’s prancing around with. They’re in a movie together.
sdebbie75 | September 18, 2007 at 7:14 pm
I think she’s so cute– i don’t know why everyone thiks she is so grossly ugly!!!!!!
LJ | September 18, 2007 at 7:32 pm
Does anyone notice a tiny bulge in her tummy. I’m not saying a thin person can’t have a bulge, but from the size of her…there’s a bump for sure. Prego anyone?
SuperG | September 18, 2007 at 7:52 pm
Style her hair differently and put glasses on her…it’s Mrs. Doubtfire!
jacknasty | September 18, 2007 at 8:00 pm
Wow, just imagine how dumb their kid would be?
Kimberly | September 18, 2007 at 8:12 pm
Why is she grabbing Ashton Kutcher’s ass in front of his stepdaughters? WHORE! TRANNY WHORE!
stenchblossom | September 18, 2007 at 8:35 pm
oh my god, scandal!!! i hope demi moore sees these and then ashton realises he wants to marry me and no hollywood granny! im 22, so itll be hard for him to come to terms with but hell soon realise that grannies and old women arent hot and that i am!!!!!oh my
yowillie | September 18, 2007 at 8:36 pm
Nice nip
Broker | September 18, 2007 at 8:40 pm
Ugly face but nice shaped tits and nips. Like Maniston, needs a bag over her head.
Anexio | September 18, 2007 at 9:11 pm
Superfish and the rest of you are full of shit.
She is smokin’ hot!
She’s like an old shoe, comfortable and easy to put on.
I bet a date with her wouldn’t cost more than a hundred bucks.
BooYah!!!
FIRST | September 18, 2007 at 9:40 pm
She is not aging well
steve | September 18, 2007 at 10:01 pm
fish is so fuckin funny. Damn, this is funny. You can go to a lot of gossip sites, but this is the funniest
Malicious | September 18, 2007 at 10:21 pm
she’s grabbing Ashtons ass!!
babyglyniss | September 18, 2007 at 10:58 pm
hot!! i mean..today’s weather!
100 proof cowgirl | September 18, 2007 at 11:19 pm
*crying* Thank you 29. I feel very,very priviledged.
spamhole | September 18, 2007 at 11:23 pm
demi better watch out before ashton trades her in for a younger older hen.
B610 | September 19, 2007 at 12:17 am
There filming a movie together called What Happens in Vegas and there on the set in those photos.
igor@igord.com | September 19, 2007 at 12:37 am
Cameron is a man. Argue with me by sending me an email, igor@igord.com. Maybe you can send me pictures.
iAmMcLovin | September 19, 2007 at 1:15 am
PunkA:
That is NOT Josh Hartnett, YOU retard!!!!!!!!!!
soy | September 19, 2007 at 1:35 am
#45 heheh younger older hen!
ashton the faggot
salmonswife | September 19, 2007 at 1:37 am
she is kinda whorish,
that ashton is kinda gayish