There they are! How drunk was I last night? Somehow I let a transvestite run off with my Batman and Robin. No, that’s not a tranny, it’s Cameron Diaz. Oh, gross. Wow. I don’t even want them back. She can keep them. I’m okay with a deflated sac. Fortunately these washboard abs will be the perfect distraction. Yep, you can do laundry off these babies. Which I often do in the company of a lady. It makes her wonder where the muscle ends and the man begins.
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She is so hot!
lol
Fuck Cameron is fuckin ugly. One of the worst actors, and ugliest at that.
yessss.. top 3
kinda makes ya wonder why JT hung around so long – must be a living hell waking up next to this thing !!
Sixth!
I’d date her for two reasons. Her checkbook and her left nipple (see photo @ 10). There’s something about nipples.
I didn’t know they had the Special Olympics for bacce ball. I learn something new everyday.
JT hung around Cameron for the same reason that Ben Affleck married Jennifer Garner, Chad Lowe married Hilary Swank, and all but the most hardcore lesbians occasionally have sex with guys: sometimes you just need a cock in you.
She looks so glamorous, happy, and youthful in pic #10.
BA HA HA!! That’s the FUNNIEST headline for that photo! HA HA
She looks good to be 167.
Once, a guy came in Cameron’s mouth. Once. She made the same face as in picture 4, and then cut off his penis.
is she with ashton
That is ASHTON! (Right?) Can someone confirm or refute this? Just weird that their together. Playing bocce ball nonetheless. They would actually have made a good couple. He likes older women.
That is one worn-out lookin’ bitch, but……nice nipple!
Looks like she’s going to be practicing proctology without a license in pic #7
Why the hell is she with Ashton Kutcher, and why are they at a lame birthday party? Is this a hokey movie set or something?
Finally …another headline to lighten the mood … and funny ;) thankies……………
Now….what will Demi say when she takes a look at these …. is this from a movie set?? ..Either way … Ashton looks happy .. you never see him smile like this with her…
Demi watch out!!!
Who’s got an uglier butter-face???
1) Fergie
2) Cameron Diaz
3) Lisa Rinna
4) This chick —> http://d21c.com/terri1/people/ugly.jpg
Yeah… looks like someone is getting a little too close to Demi’s man.
Cameron and Demi are both old ladies now…
but at least Demi looks degnified for her age. You know, that classic 40ish beauty.
But Cameron… god. Her face looks like an old rubber puppet I had as a kid – anyone else remember Boglins?
Man, your balls look pretty heavy.
That is Josh Hartnett, you retards!!!!!!!!!!
Wow, CD has fallen off the ugly tree and hit way too many branches. Her looks are gone. Tragic.
How ironic is it that she’s standing in front of Ashton Kutcher holding a pair of balls? If anyone needs those back…I think it’s him.
I think Hollywood has ran out of actual beautiful women to star in films and make due with a name brand ugly.
Bell’s Palsy is caused by herpes zoster. This is karma for her slutty ways.
She is plain ugly. Always has been, always will be.
There are much better looking women working in grocery stores, auto parts stores, strip bars, restaurants.
Looks like shit piled about 5 feet high.
Umm that’s Ashton Kutcher PunkA, probably pictures from the set of the movie they are doing together…
Photo #11 – can’t she afford shoes that aren’t torn!?!?!??! What the heck?
That’s Ashton she’s prancing around with. They’re in a movie together.
I think she’s so cute– i don’t know why everyone thiks she is so grossly ugly!!!!!!
Does anyone notice a tiny bulge in her tummy. I’m not saying a thin person can’t have a bulge, but from the size of her…there’s a bump for sure. Prego anyone?
Style her hair differently and put glasses on her…it’s Mrs. Doubtfire!
Wow, just imagine how dumb their kid would be?
Why is she grabbing Ashton Kutcher’s ass in front of his stepdaughters? WHORE! TRANNY WHORE!
oh my god, scandal!!! i hope demi moore sees these and then ashton realises he wants to marry me and no hollywood granny! im 22, so itll be hard for him to come to terms with but hell soon realise that grannies and old women arent hot and that i am!!!!!oh my
Nice nip
Ugly face but nice shaped tits and nips. Like Maniston, needs a bag over her head.
Superfish and the rest of you are full of shit.
She is smokin’ hot!
She’s like an old shoe, comfortable and easy to put on.
I bet a date with her wouldn’t cost more than a hundred bucks.
BooYah!!!
She is not aging well
fish is so fuckin funny. Damn, this is funny. You can go to a lot of gossip sites, but this is the funniest
she’s grabbing Ashtons ass!!
hot!! i mean..today’s weather!
*crying* Thank you 29. I feel very,very priviledged.
demi better watch out before ashton trades her in for a younger older hen.
There filming a movie together called What Happens in Vegas and there on the set in those photos.
Cameron is a man. Argue with me by sending me an email, igor@igord.com. Maybe you can send me pictures.
PunkA:
That is NOT Josh Hartnett, YOU retard!!!!!!!!!!
#45 heheh younger older hen!
ashton the faggot
she is kinda whorish,
that ashton is kinda gayish