Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake almost murdered

September 20th, 2006 // 98 Comments

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Cameron Diaz has filed a police report against a photographer charging him with assault with a deadly weapon for allegedly trying to hit her and Justin Timberlake with his car. The LAPD says:

“On Sept. 19, just after midnight, Cameron Diaz filed a report with the LAPD. The incident happened on the 1600 block of King Road in Hollywood. Diaz and Justin Timberlake were leaving a friend’s home when a photographer hiding in the bushes tried to take a photograph of her. They both then chased the photographer for a short distance. The photographer then got into his car and drove toward both (of) them, causing Diaz to jump out of the car’s way. She felt the driver was trying to hit both of them, and so she filed the report. She’s alleging assault with a deadly weapon, with a vehicle. No arrests were made. We currently have no suspects, and the investigation is ongoing.”

X17, the photo agency the photographer was working for, has posted this statement on their website detailing their side of the story:

To the best of our knowledge, the pictures and video of Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz early morning on Tuesday, September 19 were taken on a public street where there was no “Private Drive” or “Private Property” sign visible. What the photographer knows he saw and what the pictures show, were at least two people verbally and physically assaulting him. Reports stating that Ms. Diaz has told police that the photographer tried to run her over with his car are completely false. The photographer was attempting to leave what he perceived to be a dangerous situation for him and when he tried to do so, Ms. Diaz and at least one other member of her entourage stood in front of his car in an attempt to entrap him. He drove around them at what he perceived to be a safe distance, as at least five members of Ms. Diaz and Mr. Timberlake’s group were yelling at him, making threats against him. The photographer is currently in the process of filing a complaint against Ms. Diaz and Mr. Timberlake.

The paparazzi cross the line all the time but they’re usually pretty truthful when it comes to what happened and it almost always turns out the celebrity has twisted everything to make them look like the bad guys. I spotted Jessica Alba on the street once and pulled out my camera phone to snap a pic, but then she freaked out and called the cops, accusing me of assault with a deadly weapon. And sure, my pants were down at the time, but my penis ain’t deadly, baby, it just looks like it is.

More shots of Justin and Cameron freaking out at the incident after the jump.


  1. PrincessMuMu

    She looks hot with dark hair.

  2. PrincessMuMu

    LilRach, get a fucking dictionary and look up “superficial” you fucking braindead moron.

  3. @48 – I’ll tell you why – because the skinny little half-a-fag wigger makes me want to dig my own eyes out with a spoon. He makes a mockery of the entire music industry as a whole. I wouldn’t piss on that little no-talent ass clown if he was on fire and holding a bag of diamond-encrusted kittens.

    As a side note I find his talentless cum-burping road whore of a girlfirend about as useful as a bag of cheeseburgers to Nicole Richie. I would wipe my dead dogs ass with her bullshit movies.

    I mean, if you wanted MY opinion on it.


  4. LilRach

    Kiss my ass PrincessMooMoo – i know what it means. I was just stating my opinion because i don’t think that JT is “Superficial”.
    Just because i come on this site it doesn’t mean i hate all celebs.

  5. LilRach

    “he makes a mockery of the music industry”????!!!!!!!!
    Man if i could do world tours, sell millions of albums, be able to fuck Cameron Diaz and pretty much have any girl of my choice i wouldn’t give a fuck if i was making a mockery of the music industry!
    (even though he isn’t). Sorry Angry i just don’t agree with you. But that’s your opinion. Anyway not getting anywhere here. Later.

  6. Binky

    Public at LARGE : #50 Did you ever get the possible idea that you’re just talking to yourself ?
    No one reads your crap. (on purpose) and probably never will.
    Binky: Yeah Babe – that’s the only reason I cum back !
    This is a just a purge as the good DOCTOR says.

  7. ValeWolf

    Cameron should feel FLATTERED that someone (other than National geographic)wants to take her picture even though she has the most disgusting drug eaten face I’ve ever seen.

    Plus, it’s not the first time I’ve seen this pair getting so violent. They’re a couple of really angry people. Just look at them. Normally you have the cool person who controls the freak everytime there’s a paparazzo around, but here one of them looks ready to hold the paparazzo while the other one beats the shit out of him.
    They need anger managment. I bet they have angry sex and they hate each other too.

    Lesbians can be SO agressive.

  8. Binky

    Oh and Justin is about as frightening as the ‘Green Ghost’ game they used to pawn off on toddlers.
    (And if you know that game – you’re dating yourself)

  9. That’s something you never hear: “Man, Justin Timberlake really fucked that guy up.”


    LilRach – Put Aerosmith, Kiss, or Van Halen on the same stage as your precious and see what real musicians look like. Gene Simmons would use Justin to clean the rest of N’Sync out of his 40 inch boots, than he would take Cameron from behind (like JT and Lance Bass)

    Fuckin’ Gene Simmons rocks!!!! ROCK AND ROLL!!!! FUCK YOU JUSTIN!!

  10. HollyJ

    I’m bringing roadrage back
    Them paparazzi don’t know how to act
    I think you’re special: fuck me from the back
    So turn around and I’ll suck up your whack
    Take em’ to the bridge …

  11. Binky

    “I found the game board, the box photos, and games pieces more fun that playing the actual game !”
    Kinda like life kids…

  12. krisdylee

    I love the White Stripes.

  13. Binky

    I’m going to bed

  14. Binky

    Sorry -
    “Also remember that the “snakes” in the game are ordinary rubber bands cut in half.”
    I’ll sleep easier knowing this information is out – but I may be off topic.

  15. stonefoxhippie


  16. Binky

    Bleh . Obviously # 65 is an educated buyer…or a sheep.
    (I’m really leaving this time)

  17. fat ugly girl with frizzy curly hair

    she needs to get off meth and just stick with heroin. it’s eating up her face.. eww

  18. Sunshine

    What drama queens. Why do those 2 always make the biggest deal out of having their photo taken. If I was wearing those clothes, I’d be embarrassed too, Justin. But still, get over it

  19. It would have been funny if Ashton Kutcher came running out laughing and said “Punked you again!” Muhahahaha!

  20. ^^ Are you Lawless? If not, have you hit that? Please tell all.

  21. strong

    eegads they are freaks in so many ways (and i just wanted to use eegads today)

  22. strong

    What I meant to say was. . . .are those 2 chicks sisters ? and do they have any more of that meth ?

  23. PrincessMuMu

    #67 I don’t think it’s drugs that have eaten off her face. She’s had acne for years.

  24. marie-jo

    And there you have it, the effects of drugs in a single pic
    The paranoid reaction, Cammie’s fucked up face and emaciated body and those humongous pupils JT is sporting are a complete give away.

    Did I win?

  25. #60 – yo dude. Long time no write. Found anywhere better?

    This site is so full of impostering trolls I feel like I’ve crawled under a bridge comin here some days.

    Where are the old skool bloggers?

  26. belablack

    omg justin timberlake is so ugly he is scaring me!!! please mommy make it stop!!!

  27. camabron

    That biatch is looking more like a man with each passing day. She’s damn uglae! too. Waaay past her prime.

  28. jrzmommy

    When Boy Banders Attack.

    Their shirts don’t match.

  29. hendero

    I’ve been playing spot the difference on pics 2 and 3 for ten minutes, and am stuck on zero. No, wait, got one. Justin looks a little bit gayer in pic 3.

  30. jrzmommy

    Plaid Vans = FAGGOT!

  31. Italian Stallion

    He look’s like an older version of Bobby Hill……………..

  32. RichPort

    What the fucking fuck? The photog must have looked like a real turd to get Justin DeAss to grow balls and try to have a go at him. He will never live down that Punk’d episode where he almost cried, then got all gansta again when he realized his 12 year old MTV fans were watching. As for talent… I was among those heckling when N Stink sang the national anthem at the 2000 World Series, then cheering when they were done. But that in no way excuses the piss poor sorry excuse for music that he ‘creates’ now. Just another fucking moron wiggaboo making money off of hip hop. And please, someone, ANYONE, get Bizmarkie, Doug E Fresh, or that guy from the Roots a fucking sniper rifle so they can give him the ol’ Hindu 3rd eye the next time he attempts the beat box. Give me Aerosmith or Green Day any day over this testosterone deprived, steel toe to the nuts falsetto, goof ball.

    And as for dirty Cameron? I’d hit that like a senior citizen having a heart attack at the wheel of a Crown Victoria plowing through a parade. Fuck that.

  33. 83- Stallion, you’re good at that shit!
    Bobby Hill here.
    Planet of the Apes on the Posh Beckham thread.

    You’re making my piss!

  34. Cameron should have done some Charlie’s Angels moves on them! You know, with the flipping and stuff…

  35. ReelWorld

    Woulda been priceless if the cameraman had whipped that boy’s ass. If you’re a celeb, then expect to have people snapping pics of you. What the hell is with those shoes Timberflake? Eeeesh! And Diaz is looking a lot older than she is….What a shame – she looked good in the “Mask” movie.

  36. 86

    Cameron is not nearly good enough for him. What a waste of a good southern boy.

  37. Proteon

    “The paparazzi cross the line all the time but they’re usually pretty truthful when it comes to what happened” Holy sweet Jesus Christ and you think BEYONCE is crazy?!

  38. 86

    Cameron as a brunette – maybe she wants to be like Britney?

  39. jrzmommy

    Ironic that she looked good in the Mask and now she looks like she’s wearing one.

  40. STFUthankyou

    What a horrid, sunken face she has. And that boy is incredibly faggy. I pray they both are attacked by a bipolar, 400 lb photographer, robbed, beaten, and then forced to say that they’re both gay and are together to save face, on camera.
    I’d rather see an article about Paris Hiltons skanky ass anyday.

  41. Amy3000

    Justin: “Im gonna bring angry back all over your face camera guy, these are NEW shoes asshole”

    Cameron: “No Justin, its not worth spending the rest of your life in Jail becasue somebody smudged your Puma”

    Justin: “You’re right honey, lets just go to bed and…HEY,put down that meth pipe…”

  42. jrzmommy

    I thought he was in the middle of beatin’ Cameron’s ass and got caught for a second….wow, the payola for those pictures!!

  43. tsarinaamanda

    I bet that paparazzo was shaking in his boots to see Troll Timberlake coming at him in his plaid boat shoes…nothing says “REAL MAN” quite like plaid loafers and a teal silky sweater. He looks like a leprechaun on steroids, all that’s missing is the pot of gold. The rainbow is on the bumper sticker of his Toyota Prius, you know, gay pride and all. Cameron has GOT to be the man in that relationship, I bet she straps on the dildo every night and sticks it right in the ole stink star. Ew.

  44. After being forced to hear “Sexyback” every hour at my place of employment, I posted in my blog that Danny Elfman needs to team up with Tom Waits and kill Justin Timberlake, then use his bones to make a cool musical instrument and stage an Oingo Boingo comeback tour. How cool would that be, to see somebody playing a xylophone made of JT’s rib cage?

    Good try guys, better luck next time! Keep up the public service.

  45. Wow long time no see HollyJ.

    LOL @ post # 4. Diaz and JT look like they were bingin’ for the last four or five days. :-) – New Business Opening Soon!

  46. yeah, suuuuuuuuuuuure…

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