Cameron Diaz and John Mayer getting serious

FRISTTTTTT

turd

The bridge troll of modern pop. You, Sir, are genius.

Looks like she is gonna trip on a bag of white bread in pic 18. Or is that John Mayer?

Couldn’t give a fuck if I tried…..

Sometimes CD looks good and sometimes she scares the shit outta me. But John Mayer looks FUCKED all the time. He’s the most annoying singer/guitar player ever. Usually even dirt bags look decent rocking out on a guitar but not John…he looks like a sissy-fied, lispy, creepy, ugly mouthed loser with crappy hair. Now I have to go shower because I’m so grossed out just talking about him. Yuck.

Best pic, by far: third row, far left, the guy shoving his fingers up her ass. “I love the smell of actress anus in the morning…smells like…victory.”

the jesus of words HAHAHHA

is this a new writer…

How about if I call you the shit head of blogs, instead of the Jesus of words?

POW….Right in the kisser!

i think john mayer is beautiful! mmmm, love me some john mayer

She looks like a plucked chicken..

It’d be awesome if she yelled ‘I swallowed your cum’ and then drove them both off a bridge.

If she paid Kimberly Steward to stand right next to her on all from-the-backside pictures, we might be able to forget about her face and personality. For a couple of minutes.

of course she looks good those pics are from the back and like 10 feet away.

Seriously though, both she and John seem to flip-flop from normal to freakish looking every other time you see them.

@12 ditto!

I don’t know what y’all are talking about, Cameron Diaz is not bad looking… Would I sacrifice a limb to sleep with her? Most certainly not. Would I still sleep with her? Of course… but I guess that just means that I assume she has a vagina. Has anyone seen her vagina? Maybe its like Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, or Transformers and I have just been told it exists so much I believe it without question.

She just LOVES them sloppy seconds………Justin, Criss and now John Mayer?

I think in a few weeks K-Fed might be in with a shot.

She looks amazing. Love her!

He is a beautiful woman, but cameron is cuter.

I don’t care what anybody says, I think she’s beautiful. Plus, she’s an avid surfer, and I’m an avid butthole surfer, so I’m thinking I’ll get my shot after she gets tired of this StayPuft dude.

What? I guess I missed something? What happened to chicken of the sea Jessica?

@22 Damn, I am not around for the last couple of days and I am still being trolled.

How are you doing troll? I am in a training class this week, so I expect you to keep up the pace

You don’t really need the training class. Just try to remember that when you feel “full” down there, it’s time to go potty like a big boy.

@25 Thanks for the info Troll

Why the fuck does a website called the superficial have under the “post a comment” shit pictures from shit we made fun of with “so freaking hot” written above pictures?????????????? Does Brit look “so freaking hot”?????? What the fuck?

It makes no sense, and neither does my run-on incoherent bullshit I just wrote.

Here I am. Hi Bite Me and Troll

She looks amazing – and those legs are wonderful! LOVE her!

but I hate the sandals – yuck.

I think she looks like a wicked clown

lol! this is too funny

19, isn’t everyone sloppy seconds?

HEY FRIST

The best thing John Mayer has done was his Chocolate Rain cover on The Best Week Ever. Cameron lost her hottness after The Mask…it was downhill after that.

http://www.wooohah.com
Celebrity gone ghetto.

As for Cameron’s face in the old post, it’s just a low quality jpeg that has been unsharp-masked in PS. Cameron’s actually kinda hot in a freaky kinda way. A freaky pancake kinda way though. The troll, however, is not.

And you know who’s not hot either? The Superfish, that’s who. Dear Superfish, go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut. And cut out the friggin’ Vibrant Ads that definitely do come from your ingenious website. I’ll be back to check if you obey.

Just seen on TMZ………Sienna Miller, Topless in Spain. Come on Fish……get these pictures, get them fast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Just the fact that the article said “super flirty” makes me want to go on a shooting spree…..

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She’s clearly a head case, but I bet she loves to fuck, and she’s got a nice playground to play on.

How come we never talk about the china girl in tights up on the right with her A cup booby hanging out?

Why’s she got one enormous central boobie? Did Cris Angel make the other one disappear?

#40 Wha????

Yeah, about as serious as choosing between blue or pink flip flops. Please. With these people, you go out for a drink and a handshake and you’re picking out china patterns.

Damn her! Even with flats on, her legs look a mile long. I’m honestly jealous (of her legs)

HEY FRIST is your boss still looking over your shoulder?

I want her legs!!

She’s gorgeous. No one has a perfect face (with the exception of everyone here…..NOT!) She is a happy exhuberant woman and her personality shines.
What’s more attractive than that?

John Mayer is hot when he plays the guitar, he is talented as hell.

she has really nice legs

sandy goettsche said:

ew. Her vagina. Is all played out.

John Mayer is the ugliest, most feminine, sissy ass, mother fucking whiney song-singing, son of a bitch Ive ever seen. But I bet he has a cock like a coffee table leg. No other possible explanation.