The bridge troll of modern pop. You, Sir, are genius.
Looks like she is gonna trip on a bag of white bread in pic 18. Or is that John Mayer?
Couldn’t give a fuck if I tried…..
Sometimes CD looks good and sometimes she scares the shit outta me. But John Mayer looks FUCKED all the time. He’s the most annoying singer/guitar player ever. Usually even dirt bags look decent rocking out on a guitar but not John…he looks like a sissy-fied, lispy, creepy, ugly mouthed loser with crappy hair. Now I have to go shower because I’m so grossed out just talking about him. Yuck.
Best pic, by far: third row, far left, the guy shoving his fingers up her ass. “I love the smell of actress anus in the morning…smells like…victory.”
the jesus of words HAHAHHA
is this a new writer…
How about if I call you the shit head of blogs, instead of the Jesus of words?
POW….Right in the kisser!
i think john mayer is beautiful! mmmm, love me some john mayer
She looks like a plucked chicken..
It’d be awesome if she yelled ‘I swallowed your cum’ and then drove them both off a bridge.
If she paid Kimberly Steward to stand right next to her on all from-the-backside pictures, we might be able to forget about her face and personality. For a couple of minutes.
of course she looks good those pics are from the back and like 10 feet away.
Seriously though, both she and John seem to flip-flop from normal to freakish looking every other time you see them.
I don’t know what y’all are talking about, Cameron Diaz is not bad looking… Would I sacrifice a limb to sleep with her? Most certainly not. Would I still sleep with her? Of course… but I guess that just means that I assume she has a vagina. Has anyone seen her vagina? Maybe its like Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, or Transformers and I have just been told it exists so much I believe it without question.
She just LOVES them sloppy seconds………Justin, Criss and now John Mayer?
I think in a few weeks K-Fed might be in with a shot.
She looks amazing. Love her!
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