Probably because the photographer who shot these spent most of the day praying in Latin to revive his dead penis, it took until late yesterday for these pics of Cameron Diaz in all her man-armed, bleached-death splendor at Harvey Weinstein’s Golden Globes after-party to What the fucking hell? their way across my desk. From there it was another 12 hours until I realized this wasn’t Rutger Hauer on chemo, so I bet you had no idea this post would be a whimsical adventure of the mind. I’ll surprise you like that.
Photos: Getty
Menopause already?
That’s a man baby
Classic example of a butta-face.
There comes a time to pick a career out of the public eye…
I’d hit it just like I would have back in Fatal Attraction days, err wait…
+1!!!
Aside from the sheer horror that is this entire picture, is she really holding a purse AND a phone in the same hand? I wonder what’s in the purse since she doesn’t use it for the same things that we mere mortals use it for.
Can the maker repair what he makes?
“Yeah, I can’t believe this hideous hair myself. It’s… for a… role….? Yeah. A role….”
Thats what happens when you ingest A-Roids spunk…
Not a bad looking guy.
I don’t know what you’re all talking about. I think Helen Mirren looks wonderful for her age.
She obviously went to Kelly Osborne’s hair & makeup artist…the one who hates all women and tries to destroy any natural good looks with bleaches, paints and powders.
I think I’d still fuck her.
I know I would. Then I’d Twitter pics of the action and feign embarrassment.
I think her dress is on backwards
She looked awesome in The Mask, which is ironic considering …nah, too easy.
Her face was so pretty in the early 90′s. Now she looks like HELL.
Yea, and she don’t look good no more, either.
I don’t get it. She use to be so pretty http://www.cameron-diaz.com/gallery/movie_stills/images/tmask079.jpg
what happen? and it can’t be age because I’ve seen people age and still remain pretty.
some people peak when they are young. Some improve with age. We obviously know what category she falls into.
Poor Cammy. Looks like shit. Bet A-Rod’s glad he got out when he did.
Looks like she’s trying to win A-Rod back.
This is what happens to older women who cut out all the fat and go on these extreme workout regimens.
I like Viggo Mortensen’s new haircut.
Basically, this ends with her, Angelina, and Madonna… one of them cackling while the skulls of the other two decorate the arms of the Dark Throne of Koraloth.
Where are her burial wraps? Where’s Brendan Fraser?
whatevs, this dudes handsome.
Imagine how bad her feet must smell?
C.C. DeVille from Poison….just sayin.
Dolph Lundgren still looks good …
Her teeth still look nice, so we know it’s not meth…
That is how you rock a bob. Take notes Chris Crocker.
You can only keep aging at bay for so long…no matter how many schoolchildren you sacrifice to your Dark Lord.
Wow, she hit the wall in the Enterprise at Warp 10. WTF!
warp 10 is theoretically impossible. You fucking cretin. Learn your Trek!!
Incorrect. Tom Paris reached Warp 10 in the episode “Threshold”
transwarp and warp are not the same thing. Even though a transwarp trip might arrive at a location faster than a warp speed one, it’s not faster. Just like walking through a building instead of around it doesn’t mean you were walking faster.
Also, Voyager? Seriously? fag.
read this: “Someone has photoshopped her head on backwards.”
Now, try to look at the photo and not see it.
What’s up, Sven.
She still has a banging body, but perhaps not the best haircut for her.
She looks like shit. AND she’s banging P Diddy? He is one of the ugliest humans god ever created. Perfect couple.
I’m guessing he’s really tired…dead eyes.
I thought she was great when she played Jahn on the Star Trek episode “Miri”:
http://scifiblock.com/images/startrekblog/1-8-jahn.png
While squinting really hard and staring directly at her nose I came to the conclusion that her cheeks look like saggy face-tits.
OMG !!!! Now I’m seeing it too!!!!!
With big ol’ pancake nipples.
Iggy Pop looks pretty good, if you ask me.
Yo, Billy!!!
Give us a little White Wedding, dude!
Barfly!
That lingerie-trimmed stretch-satin swimsuit she’s wearing is thoroughly ugly.
I hope that hair style and color is for a role because it is truly ghastly
That broad has a mouth like a torn pocket…
It’s as if the Grim Reaper has seen the light…
I’m goin’ to hell.
Is this an Ellen Barkin-themed costume party?
Wow, she turned into Ellen Barkin!
She’s going to be an ugly mother fucker when she’s old.
Starting to look like a ttranny,
Anyone can have a bad hair day, but she should have worn a hat or a wig when she went to Sizzler.
………………some train ran over her?
Brown hair man, brown hair. When you start to look old as a blonde, you go brown, like she did before and you look a hell of a sight better. Why don’t they know this? Same thing with Britney’s eyebrows. Seriously, if she shaped those fuckers her face wouldn’t look like it was melting all the damn time. Look guys, I know everyone says you look beautiful, but they’re paid to, that’s why. Gee whiz.
Same with Katy Perry. Can these ladies get a real world consult, shit.