BREAKING: Cameron Diaz Can Look Worse

January 17th, 2012 // 74 Comments

Probably because the photographer who shot these spent most of the day praying in Latin to revive his dead penis, it took until late yesterday for these pics of Cameron Diaz in all her man-armed, bleached-death splendor at Harvey Weinstein’s Golden Globes after-party to What the fucking hell? their way across my desk. From there it was another 12 hours until I realized this wasn’t Rutger Hauer on chemo, so I bet you had no idea this post would be a whimsical adventure of the mind. I’ll surprise you like that.

Photos: Getty

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  1. Cameron Diaz
    Commented on this photo:

    Menopause already?

  2. That’s a man baby

  3. Ricor

    There comes a time to pick a career out of the public eye…

  4. Richard McBeef

    I’d hit it just like I would have back in Fatal Attraction days, err wait…

  5. Cameron Diaz
    Commented on this photo:

    Aside from the sheer horror that is this entire picture, is she really holding a purse AND a phone in the same hand? I wonder what’s in the purse since she doesn’t use it for the same things that we mere mortals use it for.

  6. Motorboat Captain

    Can the maker repair what he makes?

  7. Cameron Diaz
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yeah, I can’t believe this hideous hair myself. It’s… for a… role….? Yeah. A role….”

  8. MLVC

    Thats what happens when you ingest A-Roids spunk…

  9. Not a bad looking guy.

  10. dinosaurland

    I don’t know what you’re all talking about. I think Helen Mirren looks wonderful for her age.

  11. Cock Dr

    She obviously went to Kelly Osborne’s hair & makeup artist…the one who hates all women and tries to destroy any natural good looks with bleaches, paints and powders.

  12. Rico Jones

    I think I’d still fuck her.

  13. Cameron Diaz
    Commented on this photo:

    I think her dress is on backwards

  14. She looked awesome in The Mask, which is ironic considering …nah, too easy.

  15. Clarence Beeks

    Her face was so pretty in the early 90′s. Now she looks like HELL.

  16. Steelerchick

    Poor Cammy. Looks like shit. Bet A-Rod’s glad he got out when he did.

  17. This is what happens to older women who cut out all the fat and go on these extreme workout regimens.

  18. Cameron Diaz
    Paulie
    Commented on this photo:

    I like Viggo Mortensen’s new haircut.

  19. mike

    Basically, this ends with her, Angelina, and Madonna… one of them cackling while the skulls of the other two decorate the arms of the Dark Throne of Koraloth.

  20. The Royal Penis

    Where are her burial wraps? Where’s Brendan Fraser?

  21. boing

    whatevs, this dudes handsome.

  22. Cameron Diaz
    King Diamond
    Commented on this photo:

    Imagine how bad her feet must smell?

  23. Cameron Diaz
    Biff
    Commented on this photo:

    C.C. DeVille from Poison….just sayin.

  24. drunk again

    Dolph Lundgren still looks good …

  25. Holy Hell

    Her teeth still look nice, so we know it’s not meth…

  26. Mando

    That is how you rock a bob. Take notes Chris Crocker.

  27. EricLr

    You can only keep aging at bay for so long…no matter how many schoolchildren you sacrifice to your Dark Lord.

  28. Cameron Diaz
    Mickey01232000
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, she hit the wall in the Enterprise at Warp 10. WTF!

  29. Cameron Diaz
    Commented on this photo:

    read this: “Someone has photoshopped her head on backwards.”

    Now, try to look at the photo and not see it.

  30. What’s up, Sven.

  31. Drundel

    She still has a banging body, but perhaps not the best haircut for her.

  32. Carolyn

    She looks like shit. AND she’s banging P Diddy? He is one of the ugliest humans god ever created. Perfect couple.

  33. alex

    I’m guessing he’s really tired…dead eyes.

  34. Frank Burns

    I thought she was great when she played Jahn on the Star Trek episode “Miri”:

    http://scifiblock.com/images/startrekblog/1-8-jahn.png

  35. Cameron Diaz
    Doctor Joystick
    Commented on this photo:

    While squinting really hard and staring directly at her nose I came to the conclusion that her cheeks look like saggy face-tits.

  36. cc

    Iggy Pop looks pretty good, if you ask me.

  37. Yo, Billy!!!
    Give us a little White Wedding, dude!

  38. Duke Steele

    Barfly!

  39. anonymoose

    That lingerie-trimmed stretch-satin swimsuit she’s wearing is thoroughly ugly.

  40. Cameron Diaz
    Mama Pinkus
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope that hair style and color is for a role because it is truly ghastly

  41. Cameron Diaz
    I'm Obama and I approve
    Commented on this photo:

    That broad has a mouth like a torn pocket…

  42. Blech

    It’s as if the Grim Reaper has seen the light…

    I’m goin’ to hell.

  43. Cameron Diaz
    Oh, Cameron
    Commented on this photo:

    Is this an Ellen Barkin-themed costume party?

  44. Oh, Cameron

    Wow, she turned into Ellen Barkin!

  45. cc

    She’s going to be an ugly mother fucker when she’s old.

  46. Cameron Diaz
    ohwhatthehell
    Commented on this photo:

    Starting to look like a ttranny,

  47. Starleaf

    Anyone can have a bad hair day, but she should have worn a hat or a wig when she went to Sizzler.

  48. doctor snuggles

    ………………some train ran over her?

  49. jules

    Brown hair man, brown hair. When you start to look old as a blonde, you go brown, like she did before and you look a hell of a sight better. Why don’t they know this? Same thing with Britney’s eyebrows. Seriously, if she shaped those fuckers her face wouldn’t look like it was melting all the damn time. Look guys, I know everyone says you look beautiful, but they’re paid to, that’s why. Gee whiz.

  50. jules

    Same with Katy Perry. Can these ladies get a real world consult, shit.

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