If there are two people you can confidently say will never win an Oscar, it’s Jennifer Lopez and Cameron Diaz, so naturally they presented an award together last night because Hollywood’s the Special Olympics that way. Except at one point they decided to pose with their asses to the audience which makes sense when you’re Jennifer Lopez, not so much when you’ve been pounded into a man by A-Rod. In fact, why is Cameron Diaz even wearing a dress? You were his masterpiece, bro!
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Neither of them are Pippa Middleton, aka “Rear of the Year”.
Ai pappi!
Soon it’s the cast of Jersey Shore, Snooki and Justin Bieber on the Oscar stage.
Bieber already did a drive-by last night in the opening montage, so Snooki and JWoww were probably in the trunk.
I’m not complaining.
Two gorgeous Spanish actors in their 40′s living life, what a great photo.
If it’s a size contest, J-Lo could win this with one… ass tied… behind… her front? She’s got a huge ass is what I’m trying to say.
Award-winning Pumpkin vs. Pancakes.
Tough choice.
“Damn, look at her. I wonder if she’ll help me move.”
AAHAHAHA WINNING!
Is this that competition/tv show called, “Who’s Ass is Smellier Anywayyyyyyyys?”……….hahahahahahaha
i’ll take Cam – she keeps it tight.
agreed. JLo is past her prime now and has cottage cheese butt
Jlo will buy you a Bentley and give you an allowance though and still looks pretty good, so…
Diddy is looking at that going “hmmmmmm”
Because he’s fucked BOTH OF THEM!
Yes Thank you Ted, that was the joke
Well they are both asses so why not?
Looks like her hips start where her 3 rib down should be
Skimming the headline, I saw “ass-to-ass” first and got all excited for some kind of “Requiem for a Dream” Jennifer Connolly ass play, but then I saw the names of the people involved and I threw up a little.
Cami would probably be fun to party with.
JLO = bitch diva: stay away at least 100 yards.
agreed
Dude laughing on the right…..
Muy Caliente!
I’d Tap Those Asses!
So when is the Lopez vs. Kardashian vs. Amber Love ass-off?
I’ll take Cameron on this one. Nothing wrong with J-Lo’s ass but I like ‘em a little smaller.
I’d motorboat either set of those cheeks though.
pssssst: KIM KARDASHIAN WOULD BLOW THESE SUCKERS AWAY………
Not so fast. Sniff Test???
j.lo is so desperate
Ten years ago this would have been so hot!
I would have been in the bathroom cleaning the stains from my shorts. Now…meh. What’s next Madonna, Christina, and Britney bleached upper-lip-stubble-make out-fest. Like Brit is going to remember to p/u the tampons. Madge don’t need them anymore, so she don’t care.
Please call Jennifer Aniston, self-loathing is the best preservative
Well, as I always say, if you are going to bang Cameron Diaz, do it from behind. I saw the car wash scene in Bad Teacher…she’s got great legs and a great ass but a Hallowe’en face.
Holy fuck cannot be unseen, burn my eyes out with fire.
She’s going bald
and sprouting vestigial horns.
how gauche.
Cameron Diaz has been repulsive for at least 15 years.
Cameron Diaz’ wins the Elizabeth Berkeley award for pancake booty
The ass peaked during the filming of Selena.
Ah but what about man torso with implants to huge past it’s prime ass? Who wins then?
Cameron’s first hint that her ass may not be up to scratch is the fact that J-Lo was willing to be seen on stage next to her. If you’re not the cause of a level 7 J-Lo meltdown then you know it’s all over.
The truth.
As much as I like Cameron she did not age well. I still remember almost busting a nut when first seeing her in The Mask. But now…
Marc Anthony Thought he Could Go Ass-To-Mouth With Jennifer Lopez
JHO Bag’s sloppy old ginormously fat ass is disgusting. What was SHE even doing there? No class, no talent, can’t act, just and old useless pig!
Jennifer would be a sexual treat. Diaz would be like nailed a teenage boy. No thank you.
delicious armpit!
“Not so much when you’ve been pounded into a man by A-Rod.” “You were his masterpiece, bro!” That was way too Harsh and Brutal. This is what happens when you let a K-Fed wanna-be write a review. Your parents must be thrilled you finally learned how to type out of your ass, about asses.
waaaaat! I’d kill to have either of those asses!
quality, not quantity!
I thought it was cute. Like they were up there being silly. Jeebus knows the Oscars could really lighten the fuck up. I thought it was adorable, even though I really don’t care that much for JLO.
This “Battle of the Asses” moment should have included Kardashian instead of Diaz. Does Cameron think she’s got a big butt?? Someone please inform her to the contrary. She’s not up there in rare air. :)
ribbet. ribbet.