Cameron Diaz Thought She Could Go Ass-To-Ass With Jennifer Lopez
If there are two people you can confidently say will never win an Oscar, it’s Jennifer Lopez and Cameron Diaz, so naturally they presented an award together last night because Hollywood’s the Special Olympics that way. Except at one point they decided to pose with their asses to the audience which makes sense when you’re Jennifer Lopez, not so much when you’ve been pounded into a man by A-Rod. In fact, why is Cameron Diaz even wearing a dress? You were his masterpiece, bro!