This Trailer Has Cameron Diaz’s Nipples In It

April 1st, 2014 // 22 Comments
Cameron Diaz Nipples Sex Tape
WATCH: 'Sex Tape' Red Band Trailer (NSFW)

Here’s the red band trailer for Sex Tape featuring Cameron Diaz‘s nipples in a see-through shirt which I assure you is not an April Fool’s joke. More importantly, I got to write a post with the words “Cameron Diaz sex tape” in it which effectively makes me Lord of The Internet and rightful owner of your first-born son and most fertile goat. (Don’t worry about what I’m doing with that last one. Your MY child will have a helmet.)

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  1. Cameron Diaz’s nipples weren’t cool before she looked like someone’s grandma trying to sport a Farah Fawcett look.

    They sure as shit aren’t cool now.

  2. People can say what they like about her crazy, Joker looking mouth, but she really has a pretty hot body.

  3. JimbBB

    15 years ago it would have meant something.

  4. anonymous

    I’m still confused over the time I thought she was hot in the Mask. It’s been downhill for her ever since.

  5. Damn, I’m going to have to revisit the site from home tonight. There’s simulacra of titties all over the place!

  6. If there was a Diaz sex tape, that shit better be on VHS since she wasn’t hot in the DVD era. Blu-Ray? Fucking forget about it.

  7. Cameron Diaz – “I’m ready for my closeup now Mr. DeMille.”
    Cecil B. DeMille’s ghost – “Umm, no your not.”

  8. this movie looks remarkably bad

  9. Deacon Jones

    I’d be laughing if it didnt sum up the average couple’s sex life after a couple years.

    (Brushing teeth)
    “Honey, can you hurry up! I have to poo, and dont want to miss my window again!”
    (walks out with toothbrush in mouth, blank look)
    “Thanks”

  10. alex

    I like Kate Upton’s strange barrel shaped midsection.

  11. Cameron Diaz was in a softcore porn when she first stated out, google it.

    • Swearin

      And David Duchovny did intros for a softcore porn TV series.

      Speaking of softcore porn on cable, did anyone from MTV’s Undressed become famous to any degree?

      Oh, and this movie looks stupid.

      • Christina Hendricks was on Undressed. And so was Brandon Routh, but I just remembered you said famous and not completely fucked in the ass by playing a boring, peeping Tom Superman.

  12. Wow…an aging actress showing her tits to prove she’s still sexy a decade after anybody cared. Never seen that one before.

  13. Nice tits/body for a woman her age. She’s no Rollergirl though. At least I have her topless pics from before she was famous. A man went to jail for those (iirc) It would be disrespectful not to fap to them.

    • Johnny Barbells

      …dude, she’s only 41 …if she were pushing 50 (which i genuinely thought she was) then i’d agree.

  14. Actually I had pretty much lost any sort of attraction to Cameron Diaz…until NOW. That’s the sexiest I’ve seen her look in a good long time.

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